Kung Fu Panda Fan Fiction: The Pendant of Diànyuán

Me: I can't believe it took this long to write three chapters and a prologue. This is way behind schedule. I am sooooooo sorry, guys. So, how are you? I have had an interesting time in school, but enough about me. I want to give a shoutout to DeliahDalia for my latest review, but I also want to thank everyone for being so patient! Anyone who wants to know whether Po is okay should know that he is perfectly fine. He won't be here today because...you know...(one of my characters disappeared in chapter two.) While he's searching for her, Disclaimer has ample time to do its job. So here you go! Disclaimer.

Po: (Running in) I'm here! What did I miss?

Me:(Gawking at the panda) What are you doing here? The story is about to start.

Po: I thought I was supposed to come here.

Me: As unfortunate as this is, you're suppose to be looking for Karina.

Po:(confused) Who?

Me: (Muttering) Why did I ever switch the name? (normal volume) I meant Xiānglǐnài.

Po: Oh right...I couldn't find her.

Me: Well you better hurry it up and try again, or you'll have to face Master Shifu.

Po:(flustered) Oh...Right...um...This little visit can stay between us...right?

Me: Sure. You, me, and the entire world of fanfiction!

Po: Okay! See you later AFG(this is how everyone will refer to me from now on) I gotta go!(PO rushed out while I hid a smirk)

Me: Works every time. He always forgets when Shifu says try. So now that Po is where he needs to be, Disclaimer?

Disclaimer: Do I have to?(I give it a stern look and show it a paper) Okay. I will never question you again! I do NOT own Kung Fu Panda whatsoever. Now let's get started.

Chapter 3

Po POV

This had to be the busiest day of the week, I thought as I maneuvered through the sea of numerous duck, bunny, and pig villagers. A few waved to me as I passed, but I only had time to give a quick wave back before I had to move on. I have to find her again or Shifu will have my head! (That's an exaggeration...probably) I started to use the skills I learned from Viper only a few weeks ago. I was bobbing and weaving for a while before I saw a flash of light. It was the same kind that I saw when Xiānglǐnài fell from the sky.

"I've got you now!" I said while running towards the light. When I got there, all I saw was a very dark and creepy alley. I was about to turn around and keep looking when I saw the light again.

"Darn. I don't like dark alleys. Why did she have to run down one?" I whined. Come on. It always has to be a dark alley. When do I get to take a nice stroll through a well lit alley to find someone who isn't going to jump out and scare me? The golden light lit up again. This time the light was getting dimmer. I realized that if I had any chance of getting Xiānglǐnài to come to the Jade Palace, I have to follow the light while it's still there.

I used my best stealth mode (He has a best?) and slowly crept down the alley. I followed the moving light all the way down the alley until I reached a dead end.

"Oh my dumplings. You have got to be kidding me!" I am seriously not liking this day, and trust me when I say I know what a bad day is. Then, I heard murmuring, a lot of murmuring. It was coming from behind a cart of bok choy.

"I've got you now," I said peeking behind the box, but what I found wasn't what I thought it was. I found a...

Karina's POV

...a pig!? I'm a PIG!? You have got to be kidding. Let me sum up what happened in the past five minutes in five sentences.

I ran to a dark alley. I found a dead end, and heard someone. I hid behind a box. I wished I wasn't a tiger. I turned into a pig.

I am not doing too good right now.

"Hey, why are you hiding?" said a big panda.

"Ahh!" I screamed. "Don't you know it's not nice to sneak up on people...um...animals?"

"Sorry, but I was just looking for a teenage tiger. Have you seen anyone run through here?" Oh no. Po still thinks I'm good enough to train at the Jade Palace. That would be totally awesome...if I wasn't trying to get home. Maybe this is all a dream.

"If you pinch me, I'll.." I had to think of something good because as a pig, I don't think pinching myself is possible. (If it is then error on my part) "I'll...show you where the tiger went."

"Okay," sounds good to me. But it is just like Po not to ask why I want him to pinch me. I cringed waiting for the pinch, but it never came. When I opened my eyes, I saw Po staring at me like he was waiting for something.

"What are you waiting for? An invitation?"

"Oh, I guess thought you were going to tell me first. I'm kind of in a hurry to find this tiger, so..."

"The faster you pinch me, the sooner you can find me- I mean the tiger." I really hope I didn't catch that. While I was in the middle of hoping my cover hadn't been blown, I felt a sharp pain go through my arm.

"OOOOOUUUUUCH! Dang you have a strong grip!" I screeched while trying to rub my arm. Great so I am not dreaming. Perfect.

"Sorry, but I'm kind of in a hurry so where is the tiger?" Where would I be if I was a tiger at the moment?

"I saw her running across the roof tops." Then Po ran off. I tried to rub my arm but pig arms don't really help anything. "Man do I wish I wasn't a pig right now." Right after I said that something started glowing around me. Not again. What am I going to be now?

"Whoops," said Po. "I forgot to say thank you." When he turned around and saw me his mouth dropped. I looked down at my hands (Or should I say paws) and discovered they were covered in orange fur.

"Dang it!"

Me: There you finally have it. Chapter 3. Sorry it took so long to finally post.

Po: Wait...was I suppose to be looking for the pig because no one told me that I was suppose to-

Me: No you were suppose to look for the tiger, Xiānglǐnài, but I guess she turned into the pig you talking to-(realizing what I just revealed) Wait that's not what meant! Please tell me no one heard that.

Po: (grinning evilly) Only you, me, and the entire world of fanfiction!

Me: That is it! I am telling Shifu that you lost Karina!

Po: Who?

Me: I mean Xiānglǐnài! Man do I hate myself for changing the name! (storming out of the building)

Po: We'll see you next time after AFG calms down a little. School was really stressing her out. See you next chapter.