Kaoru's Secret

TWO CHAPTERS IN TWO DAYS! GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I'm shocked and amazed with myself. I guess that now I got my Ouran motivation back, I want to get out as many chapters as I can before it goes away. Anyway, here you go people! And a big thanks to Princess-Christina-Ark, last-blue mage, sakurateodoro, slytherinprincezz18, Kousagi Kaeru-chan, and ashley. You guys ALL ROCK MY FUZZY BLUE SOCKS! Why fuzzy and blue? Because thats what I'm wearing! And its cold here so HA! Enjoy

Disclaimer: If I owned, I would have made longer. ~cries~

~In Music Room 3~

Kyoya closed the door.

"Now that we have some privacy, let's talk."

Najika stood in aw at the sheer lavishness of the room. None of her school's rooms came anywhere close to being this nice. And this room was left unused!

"Y-Yes well, business it is then…"

Suddenly, two arms, from two different people, were casually leaning on her shoulders.

"Right this way." Said the twins in smooth, seductive tones.

Najika swallowed.

"HOLD ON!" Shouted the blond.

Everyone stopped and stared at the princely boy.

"We must all introduce ourselves to this beautiful princess before any of this proceeds any further."

"Um…why?" Asked the girlish boy.

"It is our job as hosts to be gentlemen." Started the blond, prancing about doing what Najika assumed to be considered 'normal' for the club's king. "And as gentlemen, it is rude to know a lady's name without her knowing our own."

"How is that rude? That doesn't make any sense." Criticized the twins.

"Since when has Tamaki-senpai ever made sense?" Answered the girly boy.

The blond suddenly appeared right before Najika, startling her slightly, and took her hands.

"My name is Tamaki Suoh." Said the blond in his "princely mode" tone. "Second year student."

"My name is Kyoya Ootori." Said Kyoya smoothly. "I am also a second year student."

"My name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka." Said the little blond boy in a happy, bubbly voice. "You can just call me Honey. I'm a third year student."

"Takashi Morinozuka." Said the tall boy, his voice rather monotone. "Third year. Mori."

"I'm Haruhi Fujioka." Said the girly boy in an annoyed, bored tone. "First year."

"Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin." Said the twins, holding up peace signs. "We're first years."

"Together," Tamaki said dramatically. "we are…THE HOST CLUB!"

Najika blinked. She blinked again. And again. And again.

"Well that was an impressive introduction. A little over dramatized, but impressive none the less."

She snapped her gaze over to Tamaki.

"And I already knew you guys were the Host Club. What? You'd think I'd ask for a job for some random club? Are you that stupid?"

Tamaki gasped. A combination of horror and shock was written on his face. He then quickly moved to a corner of the room and sat in the fetal position, wallowing in his despair.

"Yes about that." Said Kyoya. "What kind of job—"

"Najika-chan! Najika-chan!"

Najika looked down and saw the little blond haired boy holding up a beautiful, gourmet vanilla cake.

"Do you like cake Najika-chan?" Honey asked sweetly.

"Yes! I—" She stopped mid-sentence. She stared hungrily at the large slice on Honey's plate, particularly eying the large quantity of icing on the top. She suddenly shook her head violently.

"N-No thank you Honey-senpai."

Honey's eyes began to water and double in size.

"Reeeeeaaaalllly? You don't want cake?"

Najika closed her eyes tightly and shook her head again vigorously.

"No thank you."

"But whyyyyyyyyy?" Asked Honey. He was completely baffled as to why ANYONE would say no to CAKE.

"I can't have cake Honey-senpai." Najika replied sadly.

"YOU CAN'T HAVE CAKE?!?!" Cried Honey, horrified. "But WHY?"

"I'm on a diet." Najika said, slightly embarrassed. "That means no sugar for me."

Honey began to tear.

"I'm sorry Najika-chan." Said Honey, crying. "Here, you can have this chocolate bar I was going to eat."

He offered her a Godiva chocolate bar.

"That has sugar Honey-senpai." Said Haruhi rather stoically.

"Thank you Honey-senpai." Najika said sadly. "I really, I mean really wish I could."

Honey sniffled, taking the bunny handkerchief Mori offered him.

"That's ok Najika-chan." Said Honey, slowly recovering from the shock. "I'll enjoy it for the both of us."

Najika sweat-dropped.

"O-Ok then…enjoy."

And with that, Honey not only swallowed the entire slice of cake at once, he then immediately ripped off the chocolate bar's wrapping and at that whole as well. Najika bit her lip...it all looked so good...

"What a sad story." Said the twins, crying into their own handkerchiefs.

"That's not even a story!" Cried Haruhi.

"May we get back to the matter at hand?" Asked Kyoya, trying to retain his cool.

"Yes, lets." Said Tamaki, who had finally come out of his corner. "Really. You all are such children."

"We're the children?" Replied the twins and Haruhi.

Najika ignored them, took off her leather backpack, and sat down on one of the fancy couches across from Kyoya. The other club members took their seats either next to Kyoya or at the table behind Kyoya's couch.

"Now then," Started Kyoya. "What kind of job at the Host Club did you have in mind?"

Najika took a deep breath and began spinning her intricate lie.

"I met your host club member Kaoru shortly before you all arrived and he told me about some of the activities that you do here."

The club members looked over towards the twins. Hikaru was looking at his twin with a curious gaze. Kaoru was staring straight ahead at Najika, trying to keep a straight, innocent face.

"He also mentioned how you guys earn money. I have something, a talent that might reap in a larger profit than you have currently."

Kyoya raised his eyebrows. "Oh?"

Najika took another breath. Now that the hard part was over, she could now move onto the easier part. Telling the truth is always easier than lying.

"I'm a photographer. I heard that you have a photo collection where you have a novice take pictures of your club members going through their daily lives. Not only could I take better shots, but I could also provide a new line of pictures. More serious and deep in nature but it will surly attract your clientele. I also have an idea that will create a new line of revenue. However, I will not divulge that little idea until I have received an answer from you."

All the club members looked at each other. Curiosity written all over their faces.

"Well, that is an interesting proposition." Said Kyoya. "But claiming you are a photographer and being one are two very different beasts. Do you have samples?"

Najika opened the leather bag and took out a folder.

"Both serious and fun. I do both black and white as well as color."

Kyoya took the offered folder and began leafing through it.

"WOOOOW!" Cooed Honey. "These are really pretty!"

"Ya. These are really nice." Said Haruhi who was examining one of the photos.

"Who are these people?" Asked Tamaki.

"The guy with the orange hair is my brother and the guy with the blackish gray hair is my cousin." Answered Najika.

"Not bad." Said the twins.

"We'll need some time to discuss." Said Kyoya. "Can I have a number?"

"Never thought I'd hear you ask for a girl's number Kyoya." Said Tamaki playfully.

"And if you ever say that again, I'll cut out your tongue." Answered Kyoya. He was so calm it sent shivers down every person's spine except Tamaki's. He was passed out on the floor. But anyway…

Najika handed Kyoya a piece of paper with a number on it.

"Now don't you abuse that." Najika said in a cute yet taunting way.

Kyoya smiled and bowed his head.

"Wouldn't dream of it Miss Kitazawa." Kyoya replied smoothly.

Kaoru narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

Najika zipped up her bag and placed it back on her shoulders.

"I'll let you keep the photos for now. But I'll want them back when you're done."

Kyoya nodded.

"Please enjoy the rest of your day at Ouran Miss Kitazawa." Said Kyoya.

"Take care!" Shouted Tamaki.

"Bye-Bye!" Cried Honey.

Najika waved back at the smiling club members. However, she looked over at the twins and winked. To Hikaru, it was just Najika flirting with the both of them. But Kaoru knew that wink was just for him. And that erased all doubts that had crossed his mind.

Najika gave one last bow before walking out of the room. The door closed with a resounding thud.

"So…what do we think?"

So what do they think? Eh? I know! You probably do since this is only chapter 4.

Hikaru: So then why bother ask the question?

Kaoru: If they know the answer, then why ask it?

Ihasnolife: I ask because I want to. And I am the author. So I am a god here!

Hikaru: If you were a god...

Kaoru: ...you wouldn't be writing fanfictions.

Ihasnolife:....shut up...you guys are mean! WHY CAN'T YOU BE NICE!?

Hikaru: But that would mean...

Kaoru: ...we aren't us.

Ihasnolife: grrrrr. Why on Earth did I make a fanfiction about YOU GUYS!?

~Kaoru&Hikaru nuzzle each side of Ihasnolife's face~

Ihasnolife: AHHHH....That's why....

Hikaru: Oh, and thanks last-blue mage! I deserve Haruhi!!!

Kaoru: And hi to you too Princess-Christina-Ark!

Hikaru: If any of you guys...

Kaoru:...want to ask us questions...

Kaoru&Hikaru: We'll answer!

Hikaru: They can be about the story...

Kaoru:...or about us in general.

Kaoru&Hikaru: Give us a shout!

Ihasnolife: Their egos...are growing...Oh, one more thing. The two guys who were posing? I didn't give much detail because I can't decide if I want to make this a Fruits Basket crossover or not. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK!!!!!!! NOW GO RATE AND REVIEW!!!!