A/N- The latest chapter of Short Shorts. Once again pointlessly short and stupid.
Skirts.
Artemis pranced around the living room in a skirt.
"Artemis," Butler said "Why are you in a skirt?"
"I'm not in a skirt" Artemis scoffed.
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Look you are!"
Artemis looked. "Oh my God!" he laughed " I' m wearing a skirt!!!"