Yakuza Woman

By: QuietSerenade

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or its characters. This plot is also based loosely off of Tokyo Crazy Paradise.

"We have a feeling that the culprit is seducing one of our top scientist, Dr. Metaru. If you can get the name of the seducer from his lips then we can tracker her down and see who she is informing too." Jaken explained as he drove Kagome down to the technology headquarters across town.

Kagome kept trying to pull down the hem of her skirt as she looked at the passing scenery. Thankfully Sesshoumaru hadn't seen her like this. If he had either her secret would have been blown or he would have probably found some way to blackmail her or destroy her dignity as a man. Fortunately, he had been called away due to some new clan problem or something like that. It seemed that the fates finally decided to apologize for all the crap they had been throwing her way.

Running her fingers through her long raven locks, Kagome was thankful that at least she didn't have to wear a wig or a hat during this mission. Her hair was half-way up in an intricate bun and the other half flowed down her back in gentle waves. Sadly, Jaken had to help her with her hair.

Who knew that the toad could do hair? All Kagome knew was how to shove it up underneath a wig or a cap. Thankfully Jaken didn't suspect a thing when she told him she had bought her hair and worn it for Halloween one year and had just kept it. Of course when he accused her of enjoying the prospect of cross dressing Kagome quickly disproved that theory with an efficient pummeling of the little green kappa. What? She had to defend her man-ego.

In any case, Jaken had been surprisingly skilled in the art of hair and makeup. It was almost- no strike that- it was scary how good that frog was with feminine appearance. Perhaps he did some cross dressing of his own?

Ignoring the disturbing thought of the little green thing in a dress and heels, Kagome checked her look once more before she made it to her destination. Her make-up was light but dark enough to give her blue eyes a smoky, seductive effect. She also wore a trimming gray vest and her navy blue shirt only hugged her now visible curves and her full bosom that was now free from her protector. Unfortunately, her legs were barely covered by the gray skirt that nearly fell mid-thigh. Kagome gave a small glare to the pair of navy blue heels adored her tiny feet.

Man, how she hated the evil contraptions known as high heels.

Before she could even think about changing her shoes, Kagome felt the car pull to a stop in front of a tall skyscraper. Jaken quickly hopped out of the car and made his way to open the door for the newly-formed lady.

"Here you go, my lady." Jaken murmured with mock-deference, which was made apparent by the smirk he could barely contain.

"Shut it, Jaken." Kagome grumbled as she got out of the car. This wasn't fair. Not only did she have to dress up like a girl, but she also had listen to the overgrown olive make fun of her the entire ride up there.

She could still hear his grating voice laughing at the fact that she was better suited as a girl. Never mind the fact that she was a girl, her manly pride was demanding that she beat the toad to a pulp. Displeased with the fact that he was laughing at her misfortune but fearing Sesshoumaru's reaction if he found out that his retainer could no longer walk, Kagome merely clenched her purse, which acted as a microphone, and stayed quiet.

She really hated Sesshoumaru right about now.

Jaken watched as the "lady" walked passed him and head straight towards the building. It was amazing how beautiful the boy looked in a skirt and some make-up. Maybe, Jaken thought briefly, God made a mistake when he made him a male.

Kagome casually walked into the building and headed straight for the elevator as if she had been there a million times. There was no point in asking for security clearance or directions. Sesshoumaru had given her all the information and clearance passes she could ever need. After making her way up to the 31st floor, she only had to go around the floor two or three times-she forgot the room number Sesshoumaru told her, but she would rather kiss Jaken before calling the Ice King for the number-before she finally found the room she was looking for.

She took security pass out of her extremely tiny purse and quickly swiped her card and made her way into the quiet room. Only a small low humming could be heard, and as she made her way fully into the room she saw the hunched back of an old balding man. A cane wasn't placed too far away and Kagome could swear the room smelled of smoke and metal.

"Um, excuse me, but can you tell me were Dr. Metaru is?" Kagome asked girlishly, or what she hoped was girlishly because all Kagome had to go off was what chicks did in movies.

The old man suddenly jerked around, his large bulbous eyes examined her shapely form and a strange grin crossed his features. He raised a wrinkled hand to scratch his head as he approached her slowly, holding a large stuffed animal. A creepy large stuffed animal that was a three-eyed ox started at her weirdly. This can't be normal, she thought as she noticed how tightly the old guy was holding the ox toy.

"I am Dr. Metaru. How can I help a pretty little thing like you?" he crooned while he stroked his ox.

Kagome froze. This old geezer was Dr. Metaru? You mean a woman had been seducing some crazy old pervert just for some lousy information? When Sesshoumaru had told her that someone had been seducing this youkai, she thought of a handsome young genius with a shy demeanor, not some over-friendly grandpa in a lab coat that was fondling a stuffed animal!

Kagome tried to smile prettily, but it came out strained and awkward. No way was she seducing him. She would rather suck on Jaken's big toe then flirt with this old man who was looking at her like she was a new toy. Well maybe not Jaken's toe, but definitely Sesshoumaru's, at least she knew he bathed.

"Well, Dr. Metaru…"

The old man moved up to her and grabbed her smooth hand into his wrinkled one. He looked into her eyes and in what was supposed to be a suave voice said, "Call me, Totosai."

Kagome suppressed the urge to gag as the youkai smiled an almost toothless smile at her. This old youkai freaked her out and that stupid cow wouldn't stop staring at her!

"Err, yeah. I was wondering if you had been seeing my friend recently, you know…" Kagome trailed off, hoping the old man would take the bait. His brow furrowed in a short lapse of memory. God, could he even remember what he ate for breakfast?

A few awkward moments passed before his eyes lit up in delight. Kagome severely hoped that meant that he remembered and would put the ox down.

"Yura? Yes, the lovely lady has been keeping me company. I didn't know she was your friend, you should join us sometime! We have lots of fun up here."

"Sure." Kagome mentally cringed as Totosai's face lit up with glee. Old crazy guy with a demonic doll, sounds like tons of fun.

"Anyway, I heard about these fascinating things you've been working on and I just had to come meet the genius myself. Could you tell me about them?" Kagome faked interest with ease seeing that she had plenty of practice back at school with Hojo, who would be talking about one medicinal herb or something. Kagome just didn't have the heart to tell the nice boy to shove it.

Totosai looked over to his desk as he contemplated whether he should say anything. Feeling like she was about to lose him, Kagome quickly formulated a plan. Making sure her frustrating purse strap wouldn't fall off her shoulder so Jaken could keep listening in on the conversation, Kagome quickly pulled the old man's hands to her voluptuous chest, making him drop the unnatural toy, and looked into his large circular eyes, her bottom lip pouting in attempt to pull the world-renowned "puppy-dog face."

The old man's eyes warmed and a blissful smile bloomed on his face. Kagome suppressed the urged to smirk. Apparently she was a pro at this seducing stuff!

Well, she thought she was until a withered old hand was lightly groping her boob.

Giggling to cover up her misery and the shock of being sexual assaulted by a youkai that was probably older than dinosaurs, Kagome lead Totosai over to his desk and began to dig out details over the past meetings he had with Yura.

It seemed that the Yura woman would come to him about twice a week with food, sake, and perverted magazines. Then they would spend most of the time talking about Totosai's genius and his amazing ability at designing weapons. It was only about two weeks ago, that Totosai had finally opened up about his most prized weapons. Thankfully, Totosai hadn't given her all the details yet on the weapons and so the old man probably wouldn't be punished for letting information slip.

Kagome was pleased that the old youkai was relatively innocent, besides his wondering hands, the old guy was actually a decent conversationalist with a lot of interesting views, especially when he was away from the eerie ox. It was during one of these conversations that an alarm went off and an announcer began to inform the floor of the emergency. Funny thing was the announcer asked that they all remained calm. Screw that. It seemed that someone was attacking people downstairs and was trying to make their way up. And that meant time away from the ox.

Never one to pass up a fight, Kagome excused herself saying that dangerous situations like this made her nervous and that she needed to find the ladies room. It was kind of sad that the youkai agreed with her, grabbed his toy, and headed towards the men's restroom, but Kagome chalked it up to old age and quickly dashed to the elevators to head towards the action.

(Earlier That Day)



Sesshoumaru was almost disappointed that he was going to miss seeing Higurashi dressed up as a girl, but an urgent call had taken him away from his comfortable establishment and into the heart of the city. It appeared that the leak was going to take action today.

Deciding that Jaken and Kage staying with the same plan was the best course, Sesshoumaru called two of his clan to act as temporary bodyguards. Soon he was headed off to one of the darker, more secluded bars in the town.

Though it was in the middle of the day, the bar was filled with few customers and Sesshoumaru made his way to the back and into a booth. His bodyguards sat at a nearby table and ordered a couple of drinks while Sesshoumaru feigned interest at the menu in front of him.

It wasn't long before an older woman sat down opposite of him and placed a piece of paper down on the table. Giving Sesshoumaru a slight nod of respect, the woman then got up and walked out of the restaurant just as quietly as she came in. Sesshoumaru read the message in front of him and then quickly gathered his men and head back to his home. It seemed like the youkai they were going to face would be a strong opponent.

Once he reached home, Sesshoumaru called Jaken to get his location. It seemed like the plan was going through smoothly and that Higurashi was behaving himself. In fact, Jaken said that they even had a name. It was Yura.

Pleased with the report, Sesshoumaru hung up the phone and began to look under his files for a youkai named Yura. Finding it quickly, Sesshoumaru flipped open the file and scanned over the details. It appeared she worked in the pleasure district and had done dealings with his clan before. It was easy to find her address.

Sesshoumaru quickly gathered a few men to help take her down quietly just in case the wench had anything up her sleeves and it wasn't long before they pulled up in front of the rundown apartment, but much to Sesshoumaru's dismay, no one was home meaning…

That she was about to attack.

It didn't take long for him and his men to arrive at the technology building. In fact, they managed to reach Yura before she even got into the elevator. Everything seemed to fall into place. Yura was surrounded and still a decent distance from Totosai, no one was dead and there seemed to be no damage to the property.

Or so it appeared.

"Yura. It seems that you are no longer a trustworthy association to our family." Sesshoumaru calmly stated as he watched the barely covered form of the shapely youkai in front of him halt.

Yura turned to face Sesshoumaru and knew that she wasn't going to get very far if she didn't do something quick. "Oh, Sesshoumaru-sama! What are you doing here? What do you mean that I'm not trustworthy? I live to serve yo-"

"Silence, wench. You're betrayal will not be tolerated. Either leave now, or I will make you leave…" He did not tolerate traitors. Glaring directly into Yura's eyes, he frigidly finished, "Piece by piece."

The security guard at the desk suddenly made a jerking motion and then became unnaturally relaxed. Sesshoumaru wondered at the strange behavior but refused to let his eyes leave Yura. This youkai in front of him was not meant to be underestimated.

She gave a small pout of disappointment when Sesshoumaru refused to budge. "I see. What a shame, I was looking forward to getting to know you and your wonderful hair." Yura crossed her arms and gave a small shrug of indifference. "Oh well."

The security guard from earlier began moving toward one of his guards. The guard smelled of death. Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow in question. How was the dead security guard moving?

His thought was quickly cut of when the limp zombie guard quickly took out his gun and pointed it at Sesshoumaru, moving instinctually one of his bodyguards quickly dashed towards the guard with a knife that was hidden in his jacket and stabbed the already dead guard. This seemed to make the zombie guard stop and his guard stood up to make his way back to Sesshoumaru's side. Only after the bodyguard turned, his head slowly slid off his neck, the movement creating a sickening sliding sound.

Used to gore, Sesshoumaru watched as Yura gave a vicious smirk. This was obviously her doing, but how?

"You, whore! What did you do? How did you kill, Hitachi?" yelled his other guard.

The alarm of the complex suddenly went off and more bodyguards rushed out of doors to help. It seemed that someone had finally paid attention to the security cameras. Unfortunately, the new arrival of guards didn't last long, because within moments their bodies were diced, sliced, or suspending in the air- their life draining away slowly. Sesshoumaru used his acid whip to help save those who dangled, but the rest would have to be saved later if possible.

His remaining bodyguard, who stared angrily at Yura the entire time, had already gotten out his gun and seemed more focused on revenge than protecting his leader. Not that Sesshoumaru needed the protection, but he gave this man an assignment and it should be followed through to the end.

"Kenji, calm yourself," Sesshoumaru stonily instructed.

Yura laughed haughtily as the knife from the dead Hitachi suddenly floated away from the cooling body to Yura's hand. "Yeah, Kenji. Calm down."

"Ugh! You're gonna pay!" Ignoring Sesshoumaru's previous order, Kenji ran towards the laughing youkai in front of him determined to get revenge.

Sesshoumaru watched as his soon-to-be-fired guard rushed up towards the woman only to suddenly stop his assault. Red lines began to appear all over his body and begin to bleed as Kenji yelled in pain. He was slowly lifted in the air by a strange force before his body seemed to fly apart.

Sesshoumaru backed away slightly, avoiding the messy spray of blood.

Interesting.

"Now, Sesshoumaru. Who's the one going to be leaving in pieces?" Yura asked cockily as Sesshoumaru suddenly felt small scratches adorn his body. She twirled the dagger playfully in her hand as she watched Sesshoumaru gleefully.

He resisted the urge to flinch as a small cut grazed his cheek. What was she attacking him with? It wasn't air. If it was, he would have been able to detect it through scent. As Sesshoumaru readied his stance and began to analyze his situation, the sharps stings increased and suddenly Sesshoumaru felt his body being bounded by an invisible substance.

What was she doing?

"I'm impressed, Sesshoumaru. Not even a grunt of pain. By now, a normal youkai would have been in tiny little portions." She cooed, her eyelashes fluttering flirtatiously.

Yura sauntered up to the trapped inuyoukai and reached out to touch the silky locks that adored his head, preparing the knife to give a haircut. But a dark growl, made her quickly retract her arm.

"I do so love your hair, Sesshou. Can I play with it?" She coyly asked.

Kagome tapped her foot impatiently as the elevator cheerfully played some waiting music. Her arms were crossed in impatience and her eyebrow ticked to the beat of the elevator music from hell.

Why was this taking so long?

Kagome watched the numbers decrease and finally approach the lobby. She tossed her purse to the side of the elevator knowing she wouldn't need it. Pulling her skirt down once more, Kagome felt her senses flare up at a dark aura.

It seemed that they had started the party without her.

The elevator dinged at it finally made its destination. Yura looked at the doors in question and began heading towards them. Sesshoumaru began to work at the bonds holding him, but it was hard considering he couldn't even see what was holding him.

"I didn't press the button. Maybe Totosai came to me?" Yura's face lit up in malicious glee. "What luck!"

"Oh, Totosai!" She sang as the doors slowly opened to reveal a soft feminine form. Shocked that her blabbermouth tech wasn't there, she suddenly began to feel frustration. Nothing was working out today!

"Who the hell are you?"She asked, annoyance drenching her tone.

Kagome cocked her head to the side as she studied the scantily clad woman surrounded by webs of hair. Wow that has got to be a lot of tangles, she thought incredulously as she noticed the entire room was filled with the hairs.

"Kage?" questioned a familiar baritone.

Kagome looked around the weird hairy woman and her blue eyes met with darkened amber orbs. Taking in the situation, she noticed that her handsome employer was currently staring at her strangely and was wrapped up in the woman's unnaturally long hair. In fact, Sesshoumaru seemed a bit stunned and didn't even notice the hairball surrounding him.

Ignoring the dark puzzling look and happy sensation of stunning Sesshoumaru, Kagome decided it was time to release some pent up frustration.

"You know, using your hair as a weapon is kind of gross." She stated matter-of-factly.

While Yura bristled at the insult, Kagome's comment fell on Sesshoumaru's deaf ears. He was too shocked at his bodyguard's transformation from some scrawny boy to a curvaceous vixen that gave off an enticing smell of peaches and summer wind. He took in the long slender legs to the shapely hourglass waist to the full bosom, which strangely didn't look fake at all. His ravenous gaze continued up to her pouty pink lips and smoky blue eyes, and Sesshoumaru found himself strangely pleased. Jaken truly out did himself.

Or maybe Kage really was a girl…

Sesshoumaru critically, and hungrily, stared down Kage while Yura's eyes widened in surprise at the fact that Kagome could see her hair. Apparently this woman had some spiritual power. Oh well, she had gotten rid of mikos during the war and she certainly could do it now.

"So you can see my hair? Well, let's see at how good you are at dodging it!" she roared as her invisible dark tendrils started to glow violently. Suddenly a mass of dark waves flew toward the elevator entrance. Kagome rolled out of the way quickly only managing to acquire some nicks.

"Shoot! Don't rip up the dress! I have to pay for this thing!" Kagome yelled angrily as she dodged another attack. Her small petite form danced across the lobby, avoiding dead or injured bodies and hair traps with surprising ease. Well, until one of her high heels from hell slipped in a puddle of slick blood.

Apparently blood and heels didn't mix well.

Kagome yelped as she fell on her rump, leaving her open to attack. As Kagome readied herself to be speared by split ends, She felt a warm body pick up hers and move her to safety. What in the world? Kagome looked up and found amber eyes burning into hers with an unreadable message. What? Did he want something from her?

Ignoring the way her body warmed up at the foreign look, Kagome decided it was time to take the hair youkai out. Well, it would be time once Sesshoumaru let her go.

"Sesshoumaru! Eh, thanks buddy! You can put me down now." Kagome said awkwardly as she shifted in Sesshoumaru's secure grasp.

"You stupid dog! You tangled up my hair! You know how long this takes to comb?" Yura shrieked with disapproval. Noticing that Sesshoumaru was no longer detained by the massive hair trap and a large knot remained in his place, Kagome wondered out loud, "Oh yeah. How did you escape?"

Battling his instincts of not letting her go, Sesshoumaru slowly let Kagome stand on her own, before finally giving her a normal patented Sesshoumaru-glare. "I'm not a Taiyoukai for nothing."

Trying to push back her embarrassment at the dumb question, Kagome just nodded before shoving Sesshoumaru out of the way of another attack.

"Watch out!" Kagome yelled as she managed to push Sesshoumaru out of the way in time. Well, in time for him. The strands caught her instead and quickly coiled around her, lifting her up into the air and stretching her body uncomfortably. The hair began to dig into her fragile skin, soon small scratches began to bleed. Kagome bit her lip to fight the pain coursing through her body and stared into the eyes of her enemy who was fingering the blade in her hands threateningly.

Sesshoumaru felt his anger grow as his beautiful bodyguard was suspended similarly as Kenji was earlier. He would not lose another employee today.

Or call his bodyguard beautiful.

Using his sense of smell and sight, Sesshoumaru noticed that Kage's blood was coating the strands now holding him, making them visible and vulnerable to his claws.

"It seems I've caught your little slut, Sesshoumaru. Whatever shall I do with her?" Yura laughed as she lowered Kagome to eye level. "You're not even that pretty. I would be doing Sesshoumaru a service by killing you right now."

Kagome felt angry at the blow to her femininity, even though she wasn't supposed to be a girl. She was no slut! So in true Kage-fashion, she hocked a lovely moist loogy in Yura's face.

"You whore!" Yura squealed as she freaked at the spit and snot combination that now slithered down her face. "That's disgusting!"

Kagome smirked through her pain as she watched the hair youkai run around frantically, trying to find a tissue that didn't have any blood on it, which would be hard considering the number she did on the security guards. That would teach her to hack up people near tissues.

Noticing Yura's distraction, Sesshoumaru quickly cut down Kage and helped set him down at a safe location. "How did you see the hair?" Kage quickly questioned.

"Your blood."

Kagome grimaced slightly. "Ah."

Sesshoumaru began to turn back to take care of the grossed out Yura, but was stopped by a delicate hand. "Wait."

For some reason, Sesshoumaru did.

"Distract her. I've got a plan." Kagome said quickly. Before Sesshoumaru had a chance to protest, Kagome dashed back towards Yura on her sore wounded legs. Seeing Kage's determination, Sesshoumaru decided that he would allow Kage this favor and made his way towards Yura.

"You wished to see my hair, wench?" Sesshoumaru asked in boredom.

Yura stopped her frantic search for a handkerchief and stared at Sesshoumaru in wonderment. "This Sesshoumaru sees that you are the stronger female; therefore, you may take liberties with my person."

Sesshoumaru inwardly groaned in disgust as a crazed smile curved Yura's ruby lips. "You're gorgeous silver mane is mine!"She shrieked in joy. She dropped her knife in anticipation and her hands clasped tightly together. Her dream was coming true today!

As the snot-covered Yura approached him, Sesshoumaru forced himself to remain still. The boy had better hurry up.

Kagome dashed around the dark strands of hair that littered the room as she studied Yura's aura for a weakness. It seemed that most of her aura came from one source, but what was it? She watched as Yura approached Sesshoumaru with perky steps. She didn't have much time left! When Yura turned her head to face Sesshoumaru's hair, Kagome saw it. A red plain comb that held up Yura's hair glowed ominously and Kagome could swear she could see hair flowing from it and forming those pesky hair webs she was currently trying to move around. That had to be the source!

Concentrating carefully, Kagome aimed her fingers at the back of Yura's head. If she missed it was possible that her purification arrow could hit Sesshoumaru, and she was pretty sure that he would be pissed if it hit him. Ignoring the frightening image of a pissed Sesshoumaru, She let her energy slowly build, she didn't want to startle Yura out of her obsession. If Yura moved her head, Kagome would purify her, but there would be no guarantee that she would stay dead. She needed to hit the comb.

Please, hit the mark! She thought as her powers slowly grew.

"Bang." She whispered as she finally felt her energy flow from her fingertips towards the unsuspecting youkai.

Sesshoumaru noticed the blue glow heading towards him, but he knew that if he looked at the light then so would Yura, thus spoiling the surprise. And while Sesshoumaru was considered an evil jerk, he was no surprise spoiler.

An unearthly shriek echoed in the lobby as the comb cracked from the purity. A bright light blasted before Sesshoumaru's eyes from the cracks in the exploding comb, and Yura's youthful appearance began to quickly dry out into a dark, hideous skeleton before crumbling into thin papery ashes. The hair surrounding the lobby disintegrated just as quickly as the skeleton and Sesshoumaru swiftly glanced at the gore covering his expensive marble tiles. This would be an unfortunate cleaning bill.

A slight movement to his left caught his attention. Apparently his bodyguard was trying to avoid the bits of flesh that littered the floor and was trying to make his way towards this Sesshoumaru and although Kage's effort possessed the grace of a drunken kangaroo, which Sesshoumaru deduced was caused by the high-heels; he still was surprised by the change in his employee.

While Sesshoumaru had seen pretty mortals, there was something beyond the attractive physical attributes of his newly transformed bodyguard. Perhaps his hormone assumption had been a mistake. In any case, after Sesshoumaru had a team come in and clean the place; it would be time to move to the next order of business.

It would be time to find out Kage's true gender.

A.N: Here's a refurbished chapter! I had an even better updated chapter before, but my computer lost it all. Sad day. OH well, hope you enjoyed the small changes I made in this one!

Thanks for reading! Catch ya next time!