Guess who's back? Yeah it's me. I know, I know I can already feel your smiles tinged with anger at why the hell did he keep us waiting well you guys know how I like to keep these short and sweet so keep my sociopathic lust for attention alive because I have a computer again.

Naruto wiped the sweat from his brow. "Phew, that was a close one." Now looking at his handy work of a clean kitchen with two little children, blue with a broom and red with a mop, all three scuffed with dirt.

"Wow Tsuki-chan we really did a good job here" Kosuya exclaimed, laughing with a toothy laugh. "Yeah!" The innocent Tsuki replied.

Naruto picked up the red haired girl by the back of her dress, "HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA YOU BLONDE DOPE!" The feisty red head yelled, spouting insults the father of her best friend. "Kosuya," Naruto sighed from exhaustion "I think you need to go home." The red head deadpanned, "WHY!" She screamed as she was being carried to the door, "So when I turn my back on you I'll still have a home."

He opened the door to be greeted by Tsunade about to knock on the door. "Heh, I see you met your innocent daughters evil twin." she chuckled, Naruto scratched the back of his head with his free hand, "Hehe yeah I guess." still holding the fireball screaming obscenities, he brought her to face level with an annoyed looked, "Now go home I'm not arguing with a child." Kosuya growled then bit his nose in a vicious manner, then a crash came from the kitchen "KOSUYA!" Tsuki yelled and the red head jumped in the air and caught a cookie, "Later Mr. Uzumaki." The little girl waved walking away happily. Naruto holding his Nose in pain and Tsunade on the ground holding her stomach from laughing so hard.

"Oh that's precious." Tsunade exhaled after wiping a tear from eye. Naruto holding his bleeding and possibly missing nose spoke through his mouth, "Yeah what an angel, So whats up Baa-Chan?" Naruto asked as if nothing happened. "ah" Tsunade exhaled one last time, "Yes, yes, me and some of... Your acquaintances would like to try a new experiment to get your memory back."

"REALLY THAT'S GREAT DATTEBAYO!" Naruto exploded, Tsuki looked at him with confusion as she pulled his sleeve, "Daddy?" Naruto looked at her "Yes?" She blinked a few times, "What's Dattebayo?" Naruto gave his foxy grin to her "It's my catch phrase" her eye's glowed with admiration.

He turned his attention back Tsunade who was giving a warm smile, "So when do we leave, Baa-Chan?" Tsuki grabbed her dads hand, "Well we leave right now but I don't know if it's a good idea that Tsuki-hime comes with, it'll be very emotionally draining on you, you have a lot of catching up to do." She spoke with a low resenting tone. Naruto nodded "Is Kosuya house safe for her to stay at? I don't know if she take's after her parents or not." Naruto imagined hell with three Kosuya's and his poor little Tsuki there." The older woman just smirked "Yeah Kiba and Chi are pretty good parents she'll be okay He is one of the strongest ninja in the world." Naruto smiled.

At the Hokage Tower

Naruto and Tsunade were now atop the roof, waiting for the two were Kakashi, Neji, Hinata, and Ino. Naruto smiled seeing his friends all grown up, but just then a shadowy figure grabbed him from behind hand over mouth, arm over throat and right before he broke into a cold sweat, the assailant licked his ear, "Guess who" Naruto dropped to his knees almost passing out as everyone around him started laughing, he started to understand why when he looked up to see Konan smiling. He got up and dusted himself off playing it off, he knew when he got pranked pretty good.

"So whats going on here?" Naruto asked knowing that Kakashi was here as his former sensei but couldn't figure out why Neji, Hinata and Ino were also here. Ino spoke up first, "I'm going in your mind and going to try to find the memory block." Naruto smiled at this, which caused the platinum blonde to blush, Naruto could feel the hate pour off Konan towards Ino but couldn't figure out why. "And me and Hinata are going to break the blocks down when excites the chakra so we can locate it out here."

Naruto could barely contain himself, "DATTEBAYO LET'S START!" Ino grinned "Alright Hokage-sama Mind transfer jutsu" The young girl fell only for the Godaime to catch her.

'Something doesn't feel right' Konan thought to herself It's no secret that, that Ino bitch has been after my Naru-kun ever since he became Hokage. Just then some extra-sensory part of her brain went off screaming danger. 'What the hell, somethings wrong, but it isn't Ino right now something even worse.'

Meanwhile with Tsuki and Kosuya

Two blurs dashed across the tree lines, a trail of blood following the blue dash, "COME ON TSUKI HURRY UP, THEY'RE RIGHT ON OUR TAIL!" Kosuya screamed out to her friend, "I'M TRYING KOSUYA!" The blue haired girl cried out holding her bleeding arm as she tripped over a branch getting disoriented from the blood loss, her arm with the lightning god tattoo on her hand badly injured. She grabbed her arm wincing in pain, not even seeing the shadowed figure in front of her. The shadowed figure wore a black cloak with red clouds, and wore a strange orange mask.

He picked her up by her injured arm, making the girl scream out in pain. "AHHHH, HELP KOSUYA DON'T LEAVE ME!" The man chuckled "Your friend isn't going to be coming back, she's smart and saved her own hide." the girl whimpered "No, huff, what huff are you huff going to do to me?" The man just chuckled some more, "Oh my dear my plan is complicated so I'll give you the simple version, I'm going to kill you, your father in front of your mother then torture her for the rest of her life."

The sound of metal piercing the air came as shurikin struck the mans arm "HEY YOU UGLY FUCK CYCLOPS WHERE DO YOU GET OFF CALLING ME SMART?" The red head flipped off the tree and shot the man a smirk, "I'm a lot dumber than I look" The man unmoved by the metal in his arm as they phased out into the ground. "Oh yeah." he stepped forward "Looks so, what do you think a little girl can do?" he opened a portal and threw the blue haired girl in it. Kosuya haunted by the scream .but right before the door closed a wolf jumped through the portal.

The man chuckled "looks like she'll have some 'friendly' company."

"Yeah and so do you too." a voice came from nowhere and everywhere at the same time. ULTIMATE FANG OVER FANG JUTSUJust then a double tornado of what seemed like razor blades leveled two hundred acres of the forest, hitting the man dead on but it seemed to go through him. The double tornado landed fifty feet away from the mans previous location.

The man phased back into existence with a deep wound at the sight of the new competitor. "Ugh, what are you? Your chakra level... it's, it's Unreal. It surpasses most tailed beasts." the man clutched his wound. "Who are you?" The cloaked man asked. Kosuya yelled out "DAD" The hero smirked and scratched his nose. "I'm Kiba Sannin of the Hidden Leaf"

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