Guan Ping: Boss!
Director: Yes?
GP: I've got a new idea!
Director: Well, I hope it's better than the last one you made.
Curse of the Black Pearl (Sort of ending scene)
Jia Xu as Jack Sparrow
Cao Pi as Will Turner
Zhen Ji as Elizabeth Swan
Yuan Shao as Governor Weatherby Swan
Yuan Xi as Commodore Norrington (No model? IMAGINE!)
Dian Wei as the Executioner
Lu Su as the guy who reads the crimes (I have no idea how I should even call them)
Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Sima Zhao, Wen Yang, Guan Xing, Zhang Bao, Xu Huang and Zhang Liao as the guards
Zhu Rong, Xiahou Ba, Zhang Fei and Generics as Black Pearl crew
Director: This is a huge ass cast.
Dian Wei: I feel like I'm wearing underwear on my face here.
Zhen Ji: This outfit is quite revealing
Cao Pi: (eye twitches) You...look...lovely, my dear.
Guan Ping: I almost considered putting in Zhao Yun and Sun Shang Xiang but...screw it!
Director: Action!
(Jia Xu is about to get hanged. Lu Su is carrying a scroll while talking
Lu Su: Jia Xu, you are guilty of the following crimes...(continues talking)
Jia Xu: (muttering) It's Captian Jia Xu...
Lu Su: ...Poaching, Rape, Arson...(continues talking)
(Cao Pi pushes through the crowd. Dian Wei pulls the lever but Cao Pi threw a sword at the base of the platform, preventing Jia Xu from getting hanged. He pushes Dian Wei into a group of guards. The duo attempt to escape and using the discared rope, deal with three of the guards. They get cornered near the top of the walls afterwards.)
Yuan Shao: We gave you clemency and this is how you repay us? He's a pirate!
Cao Pi: And a good man.
Zhen Ji: Father, my heart lies with Cao Pi. (Silence for a few seconds)
Jia Xu: (Goes on the top of the walls.) Well, on this day, you shall remember this day as the day that...
(Falls off the walls. He swims towards the Black Pearl where Zhang Fei and Xiahou Ba give him a pirate hat.)
Zhu Rong: Captain, the ship is yours.
(Okay so, on this part, I have no idea what Jack said in this part so let's go back to Cao Pi and Yuan Shao)
Yuan Xi: Well, we should go.
Sun Ce: But what about Jia Xu?
Yuan Xi: Well, I suppose we could give him a good day's head start.
(The guards and Yuan Xi left)
Yuan Shao: Well, I suppose this is where your heart lies. He is a blacksmith after all.
Zhen Ji: No, (takes off Cao Pi's hat) he's a pirate.
(Yuan Shao leaves the scene, smiling. Cao Pi and Zhen Ji share a long kiss.)
Director: Well, that's a rap, people!
Sima Zhao: Why are they still there?
Everyone noticed Cao Pi and Zhen Ji still making out.
Guan Ping: I say we get those two a room.