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Previously:

"Miss Swan, Miss Clearwater. You can make your phone-call now." The Police officer said while opening our jail cell.

CHAPTER THREE

Jailhouse Rock

Bella

Present day

I looked at Leah with raised eyebrows. She just nodded her head.

"Officer? Miss Clearwater and I need to call the same person, would it be alright if I added her phone call to mine? That way I can speak longer."

"That's fine be me. Will you both be goin' with me then, or is it just one of you?"

I looked at Leah again. "Go! I have no desire to talk to leeches," she said shuddering. "I'll just plant myself right here and think of songs we can sing when you get back."

This time I shuddered. Good God no! Leah singing? God kill me now! I grimaced at her and turned to follow the cop.

I let the very nice man with the gun badge and handcuffs lead me to a phone booth, so I could make my call.

Before I left my jail cell I told Leah I would use my phone call to contact Alice, and to use her phone call as a back up plan in case of I don't even pretend to know what.

I took a deep breath and dialed the number I knew by heart.

Alice picked up with the first ring. "Bella?" She asked.

Shit, if she knew it was me calling she probably already knew what I was calling about. Fucking psychics.

"Hi Alice" I said sounding sheepishly.

"Bella whats wrong she asked, are you OK?"

"Uhmm I'm OK, I guess...wait...you mean you don't know why I'm calling?"

"No I don't I cant see you, your in close proximity of one of those dogs." She grumbled.

It irritated the hell out of her that she cant see the pack. They found it fucking awesome of course.

"Then how did you know it was me calling?"

"I know because you're the only one that can call me without me expecting it."

"Right! The wolves again."

"Yeah the mutt's." She sighed.

"Wait...Bella...what do you mean your not sure you're alright. Did something happen?"

"Well...Victoria has been hanging around Forks again-"

Alice quickly interrupted "Jazz and I can be there in twenty four hours, don't worry Bella we will keep you safe!" She promised.

"Alice...I'm not in Forks right now. The pack wanted to deal with Victoria without me there so they sent me away."

"Without protection?" She screeched appalled. Fuck there goes my eardrum.

"No Alice they send Leah with me for protection. She's doing fine I promise. Don't worry so much."

She huffed. "I know you trust them Bella, I don't understand how you still can after everything that's happened, but I know you do. I on the other hand don't! I wish you'd taken my offer and came to live with us. You know Jazz and I can protect you, and we don't even have to live with the rest of the family. They wont even have to know you're there." She said pleading with me to take her offer.

I swallowed when I had a quick flashback to 'everything that's happened' Victoria, torture, death. I shook my head quickly, not wanting to dwell on it further.

"Alice... I know you can protect me, but I can't do that to you. You know that would mean you wont get to see Edward again, for a very long time. And you couldnt live with the rest of your family, think of Esme."

She groaned. "I know! Bella I don't understand why you don't want us to tell them that were still in touch with you, Emmet would love to see you-"

"No!" I interrupted. "No! Alice. No! I'm sorry, I love you and Jazz to death, you know that. But I'm not gonna do that again. They left me. I don't want them in my life anymore, any of them."

"Bella, we left you too." She said quietly.

I sighed. "I know, but you came back."

She was quiet for a moment. "Why did you call by the way? Did you want me and Jazz to join you and Leah in exile?" She giggled.

We're in Europe on our umpteenth honeymoon at the moment, but we could come. Oh think about it Bella; we could have so much fun! Just like old times! We could go shopping!" She screeched.

"God no!" I yelled. "I beg you, anything but that!" I said in horror. I could hear Jasper's laugh in the background.

"Oh Bella, we could have so much fun if you'd just get with the program." She sighed.

"No seriously Alice. No shopping. But listen the reason I'm calling is because uhm...well !"

I took a deep breath "!"

"What? She said. You need to go slower Bella because I didn't get that."

"Leah and I got arrested and we are in jail."

She laughed. I couldn't believe it. She laughed. "Good one Bella, You in Jail! Now tell me whats really going on."

"I was not joking!" I said hesitantly.

"What? What the hell do you mean you're in Jail. You mean Jail as in prison?"

"Uhm...basically? Yep!"

"Prison as in in the slammer?"

"Yep"

"As in up the river?"

"Yep"

"As in a correctional facility?"

"YES! OK! We got arrested and we need you to bail us out!"

I didn't hear anything for a couple of seconds. Then I heard Jasper asking Alice to give him the phone.

"Darlin' what the hell did you do? Jasper said with worry. "Did you accidentally kill someone?"

"No."

"Oh...well then...did you do it on purpose?"

"No! God Jazz, we just...we...its all Leah's fault I swear!"

"Damn Bells! What the fuck did you do?"

"Nothing OK, just...can you get us out of here. The...ehm people we uhm...well they decided not to press charges because we were clearly intoxicated. But we have to pay uhm a fine. We don't have any money and we cant leave until we pay."

"You're not even gonna tell me what you did?" He asked amusement coloring his voice.

"No!"

"Fine, I'll find out eventually." He sighed. "Where exactly are you darlin, because me and Alice are in Europe and it will take twenty-four hours to get to you. So its probably best if we send a lawyer. Unless you wanna be uncle Sam's guest for one more day."

"Hell no! I cant stay here! Did you know they put me in a cell with Leah! She's driving me crazy! You need to send someone fast, I don't care who! A lawyer, someone to break me out, I don't care. Just get me the hell out of here. I think Leah might start singing soon."

He laughed. "That would serve you right! Getting thrown in Jail, what would you daddy say? Where are you now darlin'?"

"We're in Texas, Midland Texas to be exact."

Jasper laughed. "Oh I know just who to send!"

The police officer signalled me to end the call.

"Jazz I gotta go! They're sending me back to my wolf."

"Alright little sis, hang in there. You'll be out in no time, I promise. If not, I'll bake you a cake with the necessary tools inside to break you out myself" He said laughfing.

"Thanks Jazz! You're a live safer! I'll call you as soon as I get out OK! Love you, and give my love to Alice."

"Well Alice is pretty much catatonic at this point, but I'll send her your love as soon as she snaps out of it. I Love you too, little sister!"

I ended the call. I felt relieved. Thank God Jazz was getting us out of here. That meant I didn't have to call Sam...yet.

The police officer walked me back to my cell. When we got closer, I heard what can only be described as the gang rape of Elvis Presley's Jailhouse rock from Leah's mouth. Fuck! She really was singing. I turned back to the officer.

"Please don't make me go in there." I begged

He winced when he heard Leah start 'The Folsom prison blues' by 'Johnny Cash' God just kill me now.

"I'm sorry little lady," He said with his Texan drawl "but we don't have any other cells but the ones reserved for murderers and such."

He started leading me back to my cell again.

"What if I confessed I murdered someone? Would that get me out of here?"

He quickly hid his smile. "No."

"Fine!" I huffed. "Let the torture begin..."

Jasper

After I got of the phone with Bella, the first thing I did was concentrate on getting Alice out of this shocked state she seemed to be stuck in.

"Alice, darlin' snap out of it! Bella is fine!" I said gently shaking my wife.

She snapped out of it alright "Jasper Withlock are you out of your freaking mind! How in the hell does being in jail constitutes as fine? She is in JAIL Jasper! Our goody two-shoes sister is currently rotting in a jail cell!" She screamed.

Fuck me! I knew I had to be real careful with my choice of words otherwise I wouldn't be getting any for a month.

"Alice darlin' you're exaggerating a bit don't ya think. She didn't kill anyone, she probably just got a speeding ticket or something." I said not believing a word of what I just said.

You sure as hell don't get thrown in jail for a speeding ticket...unless...well she did say something about being drunk. Best not to remind Alice of that piece of information. I thought panicking slightly.

Bella drunk...that is fucked up, but she said they were both intoxicated. And knowing that its nearly impossible for a werewolf to get drunk. I have to ask myself the question; WHAT THE FUCK?

What the hell did Leah drink, or the right question would be how much?

"I am NOT exaggerating Jasper! Bella is in Jail! We need to get her away from those filthy mutts, they are a bad influence on her, especially that LEAH!" Alice spat.

I could feel allot of jealousy coming from Alice when she spoke that name. I could understand of course, she always thought Bella would be her sister, and now she was Leah's. She never let Bella see just how much it hurt her to see her with Leah.

"Alice...Leah wouldn't do anything to hurt Bella, and you know it." I said projecting peace and calm to her.

"I cant believe you're choosing Leah's side on this one! She is in jail, Jasper! In jail!" Alice screeched before she turned around and walked away from me muttering obscenities about a sister stealing mutt.

I winced when I heard her slam the door. Ooh I was definitely not getting any tonight. I sighed. I needed to get Bella out of jail. That was my first priority, Id figure out what to with Alice later.

I grabbed my phone and dialed my brother's number.

"Sup fucker!" My brother answered

"Didn't I teach you any manners?" I asked jokingly

"Yeah, didn't take." He replied

"So...Midland huh?" Peter asked curious "Why am I going there exactly?"

I grinned. "Oh so your gift already clued you in I hear. What do you know?"

"Not much. All I know is I'm going to Midland to pick something up, don't know anything else. Care to enlighten me?"

I smiled, this could be fun. Peter's been brooding ever since his so called mate Charlotte left him. He needs a bit of excitement in his life, taking care of Bella and Leah might be just the thing he needs.

"Its not a 'something' I need you to pick up. Its a 'someone'... well two someones actually. The Cullen's newest family member and a family friend ran into a bit of trouble with the law, and I need you to bail them out. Once you do take them to your house, Alice and I will be there shortly."

"OK? Are you gonna tell me what kind of trouble? And who are these people exactly? You never told me you had a new brother." Peter asked suspiciously

"Uhhm well it must have slipped my mind. And as for the trouble they're in... I don't know. The stubborn fool wont tell me. I just really need you to do this for me. Can you?" I asked him trying to mask my amusement. This was going to be so much fun.

"Yeah you fucker! Of course I can! You know any brother of yours is a brother of mine...well except for that carrot-headed son of a bitch. What's his name again? Gaylord? Your new brother ain't anything like him right?"

I laughed. "You mean Edward! And no, the newest addition to our family isn't anything like Edward. To be honest my new sibling hates Edward's guts."

"Well good! We'll get along just fine then! What is your brother's name?" Peter asked curious.

Shit how was I gonna get out of giving him Bella's name?

"Uhm Peter listen to me. They are both still very young so take good care of them. You might get some resistance from both of them, but don't let them out of your sight OK? The reason they were send to Texas in the first place was because they were in danger in Forks. I cant really get into detail now because Alice is in hearing range and it might upset her." I lied hoping Alice didn't hear me paint her of as weak to my brother.

"Why would Alice be so upset about something like that? What the hell did they do? And how the hell did they get thrown in jail? Aren't they suppose to be vampire's?" Peter asked with confusion and skepticism

"Just ask them about it. They'll understand. when you get them out tell them I sent you and that you're my brother. You'll find them in the Midland Sheriff station, just ask for Swan and Clearwater. You got that? Swan and Clearwater! I need to go now, Alice is really upset about them being in jail and all. Just remember what I said, take good care of them! I gotta go! See you brother, call me if you need anything!" I said before I ended the call.

I didn't dare give Peter a chance to ask more questions. He was already suspicious as it was. This was going to be so much fun!

Peter was gonna show up expecting two male vampires. Instead he will find two chicks. A human without any self-preservation. And a werewolf who's mortal enemies are vampires. This would be payback for all the pussy jokes he made about me ever since he found me holding Alice's purse.

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