~Inuyasha/Miroku~
"Inuyasha, do you have any idea of what you've just said"
"Duh you stupid monk, I've said what I meant and I meant what I've said, kagome is the one for me and I wont let her slip through my fingers"
"I would love to help because lady kagome is like a sister to me and I want her to be happy, but before we go any further, you better be damn sure of this decision cause if you mess up again, let's just say Sango will show no mercy"
"I'm definitely sure, Kagome is the one and only for me and no other man will take her from me"
"Okay, do you have any ideas at all on how you may win her back?"
"Of course not you idiot, I'm not the romantic type… why what are you thinking"
"Well," He said with a lecherous grin, but cut short from a punch by the angry half demon.
"You baka! You were thinking of something lecherous weren't you?"
"Okay, okay, okay, maybe I'm not the best one to give you advice on Kagome, but I know one person who is, but it may be difficult to get her on our side"
(The hanyou had a cold shiver up his spine at the thought of who the monk meant)
"Sango…." They both whispered in unison with fear in their voice.
Moments later
~Miroku/Sango~
"Sango"
"Oh hey Miroku what's up?"
"May I have a bit of your time please, come for a walk with me, I promise to be good" he said gesturing his hand.
~In the forest of Inuyasha~
"Hey Miroku why are we in Inuyashas' forest? And what did you need to talk about?"
"A friend of mine needs advice on how to woo a woman, I had a few ideas, but it might get him killed by the woman" he said backing up at a safe distance.
Anime sweat drop… (Stupid lecherous fool)… she thought.
(Few moments of silence)
"Say, monk this friend better not be who I think it is, or I'll kill him then you for even thinking I would help him hurt Kagome any further" she said with fiery glare piercing his chest.
"INUYASHA, GET OUT HERE NOW" she said with fury. "YOU MUST BE CRAZY IF YOU THINK IM GONNA HELP YOU GET KAGOMES HEART" her fists clenched together.
(She new something bad happened between him and kagome making her cry, her eyes were still slightly red and shippo told her he smelt her tears)
"Please Sango, I know I messed up big this time but my Heart truly does belong to Kagome and only her, I just want to prove that I'm worthy enough for her love, I don't care what I have I to do or say as long as it's gonna help me get her back" he said pleading for the help of the demon slayer.
(After a few moments)
"Fine I'll help you Inuyasha,…..but I swear to KAMI, if you betray her again Sesshomaru and Naraku will be showing you mercy compared to what I have in mind for you" she said with the coldest iciest glare while he shrank and she grew anime style.
"Thank You Sango" he said nervously