Hello guys, its Unsub here! Thank you for all the support you've given us! And Momo, I absolutely adored your chapter- you've made it so easy for me! Lots of love and kisses, MUAH!
However, in some reviews, I'd like to clear a few things up:
1. The system Momo and I have worked out is the obvious: we each take turns writing a chapter. HOWEVER! There was NO plot set out, none whatsoever. We just decided the category (sci-fi? fantasy?) together, and then let our minds run freely. We don't show each other our chapters. The author on "stand-by" sees the new chapter when readers do. Then, the next chapter can be taken wherever the next author pleases.
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35345346. I live in America and Momo does not, so spelling may vary. Please be understanding about this! The spelling should be the same more or less anyways.
So, without further interruption, please enjoy!
Once I march upstairs, I turn sharply into my room and slam the door behind me.
I sigh. Can this really all be happening?
It all happened so quickly. In less than a day, my twin sister, whom I love as a sister, nothing more, nothing less, confessed her love to me and I asked a girl I hardly knew to be my pretend girlfriend. Did I forget to mention the girl I "asked out" was the school role model? Good show, man, good show.
I sigh heavily again and flop onto my bed.
I let my mind wander off. Miku. Surprisingly, she handled it pretty well. In fact, it was more like business to her! She seemed so straightforward and accepting of my proposal. She didn't slap, decline, or walk away.
She dealt with it head-on.
As I think about it, she was a pretty lucky choice. She was serious and smart about it- she organized things I wouldn't have thought to do. She was also undeniably pretty.
I shake my head. There's no way I could be falling for her. This is all until Rin buggers off.
It's not like I'd ever want her for a real girlfriend anyways. She's way to squeamish and she's a total control freak. Miku is pretty bipolar and I don't know anything about her except that her last name is Hatsune and she likes leeks. I forgot just about everything else.
Yeah, I assure myself. I don't like her, not at all!
Right?
Just then, Rin comes into my room. She closes it quietly behind her.
"Hey."
I sit up. As much as I don't want to deal with her, she isn't just a girl at school. I'll wake up with her tomorrow, do everything with her, and then go back home with her.
And then the cycle repeats.
"Hey."
So let's deal with this now.
"Listen, Len, we need to talk." She says quietly but urgently.
I nod, swallowing the trembling voice down and forcing out a strong, confident one. "Yeah, we do. But I'm going to get a glass of water first, okay? I'll be right back. Stay right here."
I get up from my bed and discreetly slide my phone directly in her line of vision. I have it left open to my text conversation with Miku, so if all goes well, nosy little Rin will flip through my phone.
I go downstairs and wait around a little, giving Rin more than enough time to read and absorb the content. Finally, when a few long minutes have passed, I fill up a glass of water and head back into my room.
When I enter, Rin is standing more or less in the same spot she was, but it's obvious that she saw everything.
I sit down, acting innocent. "So, where should we start?"
Rin's eyes are downcast, and she turns to leave already. "Oh, nothing. I'll talk to you later, okay?"
As she turns her back, I let out a confused "O…kay?" but I'm already pumping my fists in victory.
I'm a little confused; Rin would normally have a fit in this type of situation, but I've never been in this situation before, so I can't even say.
Just then, my phone buzzes. For some reason, when I see Miku's name flash on the screen, I'm… excited. Eager.
Happy.
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 8:57 PM 6-5-12
DELETE THIS MESSAGE RIGHT AFTER YOU'VE RESPONDED.
Anyways, did you show the texts to this little "situation" of yours yet? Did it work?
I did. And it worked; it more than worked.
TO: Miku Hatsune
FROM: Len Kagamine
TIME: 8:57 PM 6-5-12
I showed it to my "situation". But no, it didn't work ): I think we need to amp up the acting.
What did I just type?
To my surprise, my fingers delete the period after the word "acting" and replace it with a comma. After my fingers blur across the keyboard once more, I stare at the new addition to my draft.
sweetheart (;
What? No, no, no, no!
SENDING. . .
SENT
Oh. Sweet Lord.
What have I done?
I go back to "sent" and stare numbly at the message I sent. After a good minute or two of this, I delete this message and the message Miku sent me directly before.
I wait for Miku to respond for what seems like eternity. What's taking her so long?
Bzzzzzt!
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:01 PM 6-5-12
AGAIN, DELETE THIS ASAP…
Are you serious? UGH. Whatever your little problem is, well, IT SUCKS. It makes me have to be with you for longer ): God, you couldn't have picked a worse task for me, could you?
Fine, how about we actually meet up for a date? It won't be a real date, I guess like hanging out and stuff. You get what I mean.
P.S. Dude, we aren't acting right now. Cut the "sweetheart" crap out. Save the little winky faces for someone who cares.
I grin; at least she didn't take that little "sweetheart" part seriously. I quickly tap back a reply, although a disturbing disappointed feeling nags me at the back of my head…
TO: Miku Hatsune
FROM: Len Kagamine
TIME: 9:02 PM 6-5-12
Dude, y u so formal in your texts? Wierdo. Model students, PSH!
Yeah, it does suck. And YOU ARE SO MEAN. I'm probably the best boyfriend you'll ever meet :P
I get it. We'll talk times once we start doing one of those "acting texts". What do we call them? LOL, I feel so lame calling them "acting texts"…
P.S. sweetheart sweetheart sweetheart
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:04 PM 6-5-12
Delete delete delete….
I am not formal, I just know how to spell. By the way, it's spelled "Weirdo", FOR YOUR INFORMATION. Gosh, get with the program already! **Sarcasm…. but not really
Okay. And haha, I don't know what to call them, either. Let's have a code name; those are fun! How about we call them… SPACE JELLY! :D
Oh, suuure you'll be the best boyfriend I'll ever meet. My heart bleeds for every girl who doesn't have you. **Now THAT'S real sarcasm!
P.S. Shut up shut up shut up
I can't help but grin when I read this text message. She's so cute! Not even trying to hide my happiness anymore, I write up another reply.
TO: Miku Hatsune
FROM: Len Kagamine
TIME: 9:05 PM 6-5-12
Whatever. Tomato, tom-AHto. Same difference.
Space jelly? Wow, I thought you were some PMSing honor student, not a little child. Going by our little rendezvous at the gym. But, whatever. Sure, space jelly it is.
Don't deny the truth, my dear.
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:07 PM 6-5-12
DELETE THIS. ARE YOU DELETING? I BET YOU AREN'T…
Don't be mad just because I'm smarter than you.
Gosh! Let that go already, okay? I'm already doing this favor for you. Besides, I bet you don't even know what the word "rendezvous" means.
I deny nothing.
I'll send over a second text, our space jelly (oh God, that's fun to use! :D ).
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:07 PM 6-5-12
Hey Len (: So what time did you say you'd take me to see Twilight? I need to see if I'm available (: Miku xxx
Once I receive and read her texts, I delete our old conversation and reply to our staged texts.
TO: Miku Hatsune
FROM: Len Kagamine
TIME: 9:09 PM 6-5-12
Ah, I don't know. When are you free? I was thinking this Saturday… so the 7th? You free whole day? I have a lot planned (;
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:09 PM 6-5-12
Yeah I am. So it's a date then o u o Pick me up around 9ish? Miku xxx
TO: Miku Hatsune
FROM: Len Kagamine
TIME: 9:10 PM 6-5-12
Sure! I'll see you then :D
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:12 PM 6-5-12
Okay (: I can't wait! o w o Well, I'm going to sleep now, night. Miku xxx
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:13 PM 6-5-12
Night U v U I love you sweetheart (: Dream of me, okay? ;*
TO: Len Kagamine
FROM: Miku Hatsune
TIME: 9:15 PM 6-5-12
Haha. MAYBE.
I love you too. Sweet dreams Miku xxx
TO: Miku Hatsune
FROM: Len Kagamine
Time: 9:16 PM 6-5-12
Goodnight kiss? :*
When Miku doesn't reply, I assume that she had really shut off her phone and went to sleep. I do the same to mine and grin slowly. Surely, it isn't because I like her, right? It must be because I'm just glad that Rin and I could return to normal again… right? However, I'm still in the dark as to why I lied to Miku about the texts not working. Whatever. I just need to get ready for that date!
I saunter around my room, heading towards my closet. Just then, the door to my room bursts open, exposing a very pissed Rin.
"Okay, Len, I know all about that girl! Now you'd better explain this to me, or else!"
I groan inwardly, my doom sealed. Rin is so persistent; it'll probably take the whole night to sort this whole mess out temporarily!
"Well?" Rin puffs her cheeks out, crosses her arms, and taps her right foot on the ground impatiently. "I'm waiting!"
This is going to be a very long night.
Oops. Looks like I got a little carried away with the texts, sorry… It was just so much fun!
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed that little bit. Momo, take the stage~!
Have a nice day and take care,
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