DISCLAIMER: I don't own anyone or anything except for Rizu and the methods of suffering Itachi endures. Neko-chan owns the list that I use to make Itachi's life miserable.

DEDICATIONS: This chapter is for my cousin, Jason who just got married on Saturday, October 6, 2007! Congratulations Jason and Laura!

Here I am! Back with more ways to torture poor Itachi-kun! YAY! I know I have a lot of OC's and some people get annoyed by that. I just happen to like OC's is all…Oh well! This chap will have more of Kishimoto-sensei's characters in it! Well, here I go again, ranting my head off…OK I'm a windbag so I'll just let you guys read now! Enjoy!

#19: Grope him and act gay…

"So…If I pretend to be gay…you'll give me $50?" Kankuro asked uncertainly.

"Pretty much, yeah." Rizu answered, "So, will you do it?" Kankuro nodded. Rizu pulled $25 out of her jacket pocket and put it in Kankuro's hand.

"Half now, half later." Kankuro nodded again and departed. Rizu snickered to herself. "Sucker…"

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE censored!?!?" Rizu heard Itachi scream from across the country. "Get the censored off me!!!" There were a few muffled screams of agony and some sickening snaps then a, "BURN IN HELL!" from Itachi. Rizu laughed again.

Just then, Itachi appeared in front of her, rocking back and forth in fetal position, chanting, "There's no such thing as gay men. There's no such thing as gay men. There's no such thing as gay men. There's no such thing as gay men. There's no such thing as gay men." Rizu poked him with a random senbon.

"There's no such thing as gay- Ouch! Rizu-sama!" Rizu smirked at the pain she'd inflicted and then smiled. (Someone's being a sadist…)

"Come on. Get up. Let's go to my house. I'll cook dinner." She extended her hand and let him pull himself to his feet. Then they walked into the sunset, hand-in-hand, had 12 kids and lived happily ever after. …I'm just kidding. Actually, Rizu burnt dinner so they went to Pizza Hut instead.

#20: Casually mention Orochimaru is prettier than he is! AND! #21: Hide his coffee maker!

So, it was Monday and Rizu was sitting next to Itachi on his sofa while watching the news when something about Michael Jackson came up.

"You know," Said Rizu, "Michael Jackson is almost like Orochimaru…"

"Now that you mention it, I do see what you mean." Itachi replied, popping a grape into his mouth.

"Orochimaru is pretty. Prettier, even, than you."

"WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU HATE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Itachi ran away into what he thought was his room. It was actually Tobi's room.

"Itachi-sama play with Tobi?"

"Oh, God!" Itachi ran out of the room as if it were full of clowns.

"You know I'm just kidding right?" Rizu asked once he sat down. He just childishly ignored her and pouted for a while. Rizu got up and played with random items she found in his kitchen. When she came back she was grinning broadly.

"What did you do?" Itachi asked.

"Nuttin'" She replied, the grin still in place. Obviously not believing her, Itachi went to check on the damage. The only thing out of place, was the coffee maker…well, he couldn't even find it.

"Rizu-sama…? Where's the coffee maker?" Rizu shrugged and took a sip out of a large blue-raspberry smoothie.

"I dunno."

"…And is that my smoothie?"

"Yep."

"………………"

"Don't just stand there! Go find your precious coffee maker!" So it happens, Itachi never did find his coffee maker…poor guy. He then suffered from CWS or caffeine-withdraw-syndrome. Don't worry, though. He'll be fiiine…I think…hopefully…

#22:Scatter voodoo dolls of him all over the place with hundreds of senbon and kunai stabbing them.

Rizu and Itachi walked into Kohana's room to get some crayons so that they could color in Itachi's new coloring book (My little pony edition!). Rizu went to Kohana's desk to grab the pencil box of crayons.

"Oh my God! What is this!?" Itachi wailed. Rizu turned around to see him holding a mauled ball of fabric and stuffing that looked suspiciously like him.

"Um…A voodoo doll of you?" She guessed, noticing that there were multiple others scattered about her sister's room. All of these little voodoo Itachi's were stabbed/mauled/poked/ripped/torn to shreds/blown up.

"B-but why would Ko-kohana w-want to do this t-to meee!?" Itachi cried out.

"What the heck are you two doing in my room?" The two ninjas turned to see Kohana in all her 10 year-old glory. By the looks of it…she was really PO'd.

"Err…um…run." Rizu and Itachi bolted from the room before Kohana got the chance to get her demon bunnies to attack.

"How-do-you…Live. With her?" Itachi panted once they were safely inside the protective bars of Taku's room. Why Taku had prison bars installed over his window and doors? We don't know. The last time someone asked…let's just say that that certain person was found stuffed inside a file cabinet the next morning. Taku can be veeeerryy violent…

"Well, my strategy is called 'Do everything possible to stay out of her way and avoid pointless conflict'" Rizu smiled and the 18 year old guy and the 16 year old girl began to color a picture of My Little Pony…

So…yeah…I think Itachi is rubbing off on Rizu…She's getting more sadistic each chapter. I stayed home sick today so, that gave me time to type this up for ya'll. I hoped you liked it and as always, all reviews are welcome. Thanks for reading!

Lotsa love,

TeardropsOfAnAngel (Lizzy)