Sorry for the wait guys, I had a lot of work to do recently so I didn't have time to write. But bear with me! Here's Chapter 4: The Half-time Battle!!!

HALF-TIME

WIZard Lords Locker Room.

Legolas: I want to KILL the Vulcan and android…..

Boromir: No one's stopping you.

Legolas: Hey, you're right!

Boromir: I didn't mean that!

Legolas: Who here wants to lead a full-fledged attack on the enemy?

Fred, George, Harry Potter, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Glorfindel, Aragorn, Boromir, Dumbledore, Saruman, Ron, Severus Snape all shout " TOTALLY!"

Gandalf: This is going to get us eliminated, you realize that right?

Legolas: The commentators will never find out! MUHAHA!

Draco: ( hiding inside a locker) No worries, you're on camera now anyway. Teehee!

TrekkWars Lockers

Picard: I can't believe that Lore pinpointed our exact location for the fourth time!

Riker: I know, it's like he can track us.

Data: Perhaps someone reactivated him and gave him our precise location. Though that possibility seems fairly unlikely. Or perhaps the being who reactivated him also reengineered the tracking device in his brain and gained access to my positronic net. That strategy would be equivalent to a tracking device in functionality.

Riker: Yeah, but this time he wasn't feeding you dangerous emotions and making you go totally nuts.

Data: In order to be subtle, he may have chosen not to employ emotions to-

Luke Skywalker: You guys are nerds!

Checkov: (In that hardly understandable Russian accent) That's whey we are moore scienteefeec than your lot, Skywacker!

Luke: And you guys haven't even thought up turbo lasers yet. Sheesh.

Scotty: (in his Scottish accent) Can you explain the anatomy of a turbo laser to the rest of us to prove your "superiority" , huh?!

Luke: Uh the turbo lasers have… plutonium cores uh…. Some kind of wire which sets off an electromagnetic chain reaction…..

Scotty: And you think our weapons are primitive when you can't even explain the full use of your own?

Luke: So what, turbo lasers SOUND cooler!

Scotty and Luke have an ultimate stare-down which breaks when Han Solo walks over and whacks Luke across the back of the head.

Luke: Yow!

Han: Cut it out kid!

Luke: You don't have permission to hit me! I'm Luke Skywalker, the super cool Jedi knight, son of Anakin Skywalker, and I am the one and only person who can save the galaxy from the evil tyranical Galactic empire!!!

Han: You're dad's not Anakin Skywalker, he's Darth Vader.

Luke: But there's still good in him!

Han: You still think he's good after he chopped your hand off and made you fall a thousand feet off a cloud city?

Luke: But there is still good in him Han!

Han was about to object when Legolas springs out from nowhere and has him in a headlock.

Legolas: DIE HUMAN!

Aragorn: Wait……. What?

Legolas: I meant ASTRONAUT! DIE!

Suddenly all the other WIZard Lords jump out of hiding and attack the Trekkwars who were caught completely off guard.

Snape grins evilly and aims his wand at Data who is just looking around and doesn't notice him.

Snape: CRUCIO!

A ray of blood red light makes the air crackle with fire and sparks as the spell catches Data right in the back of the head.

The red light fades and Data looks around like something had just happened but he wasn't quite sure what.

Then he sees Snape who is staring at him like he was some reincarnation of Sirius Black who had come back from the dead!

Data: Excuse me, but I believe you are mistaken. I am incapable of feeling pain or any emotion without inserting an Emotion Chip into my positronic brain net-

Snape:…Oh……crap.

Data pulls out his phaser, sets it on stun, and shoots the potions teacher.

Han sends a fancy uppercut to Legolas's chin and punches the Elf harshly.

Aragorn pounces on Han and brings him down to the floor, literally.

Fred and George take on Worf together, setting off firecrackers all over the place.

Fred: Blimey this is EXCITING!

Worf: Stop, infernal children!

Gandalf and Saruman team up against Picard, Scotty, Sulu, and Checkov who are shooting their phasers but miss every time.

Gandalf: Shacalacka Boomchicka!

Checkov: EEEK!

A beam of white energy shoots from Gandalf's staff and throws Checkov 10 feet into the air. The navigator bonks his head painfully on a bench on his way down.

Saruman: Boom boom POW!

A beam of dark purple energy rockets from Saruman's staff and smashes Scotty and Sulu against a row of lockers.

Saruman and Gandalf hi-five each other and turn on Picard, looking ready to strangle him.

Picard looks around worriedly to see that no one was there to stick up for him. Gandalf and Saruman were inching forward menacingly.

Picard: Uh- NUMBER OOOONE?!!!

Riker meanwhile was getting his head bashed into a wall by a totally berserk Boromir.

Boromir: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Riker: Oof! Ow- Gaah! Oof! Aiiii! Aak! Eek! Agh!

Geordy was getting beaten up by Gimli and Legolas who were punching the daylights out of him.

Gimli: Heehee! We're winning! We're winning, we're-

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy return from their trip to the concessions stand. McCoy was holding 14 cans of soda and was looking murderous.

Gimli: Uuuuuuuhhh….. (says nervously) Hey there guys- Aaahhhh!

McCoy hurls a can of Pepsi at sixty miles per hour and it crashes into the dwarf.

Kirk was holding 5 bags of caramel popcorn…..not good.

Kirk: Eat this!!!

The captain stuffs the bag in Boromir's face. The other guy freaks out and backs away but collides with Aragorn who was trying to run from McCoy's Pepsi missiles. The collision was so forceful that they slump to the ground, unconscious.

Legolas growls dangerously at Spock who was holding a bag of hot dogs.

Spock returns the glare, but with his Vulcan aloofness.

Spotlight focuses on them.

Rest of battle fades away.

Spock throws the food into the crowd. The hotdogs slam into Pippin who's scream wasn't heard.

Spock pulls out phaser.

Legolas pulls out bow and arrow.

Draco: Go Leggiiiiiiiieee!

The Elf gets distracted at Draco's cry.

Legolas: What-

Spock takes his chance and shoots his phaser.

Legolas is hit square in the chest by the phaser beam and falls to the ground in totally-awesome slow motion!!!

Girls in the stands scream anyway even though they couldn't have seen him.

Spock tucks away his phaser and gives the slightest most unnoticeable hint of a smile.

Spock: My work here is done.

He walks back into battle.

Neo: You rock Spock!

Draco: Leggiiiiiiiieee!

Indiana Jones: This battle needs my saving expertiiiiiiiise!

Neo: Indy, no!

Indiana Jones unfurls his Bullwhip and whacks Harry Potter across the head with it.

Neo: Dr. Jones….. Oh crapocrapocrapo-.

Indiana Jones beats up every WIZard Lord character in sight.

Indiana Jones: Get out of my way halflings-!

Kicks Sam into Frodo and Merry.

Indiana Jones: Back off fatso!

Indy conjures a sledgehammer out of thin air and pounds Hagrid on the head with it. The half-giant was too big to be critically injured but passes out anyway.

Draco: We've got to stop him! You there, pass me a phaser! Oh heck-

Draco steals a phaser from Riker who had been beaten senseless and sets it on its highest stun setting. Neo borrows Gimli's axe and Jack Sparrow grabs Aragorn's sword.

Neo: Indy! Indiana Jones!

Draco: Dr. Jones? Professor!

Jack Sparrow: Come ova' here Jones!

Indiana Jones was beating up Boromir who had somehow come around.

Neo: I've got im I've got im!

Neo raises his axe and brings it down an inch short of Indy.

It catches the professor's attention.

Indy: Huh? Oh it's you again- GAAH!

Draco shoots Indy in the back during the distraction. He collapses.

Draco: Phew, now that that's over……… where's Legolas?!

Legolas had come around and was bolting out of the door with the rest of the WIZard Lords. They didn't want to stick around with the commentators to blow their cover.

Boromir: Guys! Don't leave me!

Boromir scrambles to his feet and chases after his teammates, limping and stumbling to catch up.

Checkov: OW, my BACK!

Riker: I think I broke something…

The commander keels over, unconcsious.

McCoy: That shows those little f***ing bastards who's boss!

Data: Is there a logical explanation for their aggressive actions?

Spock: No. None of that was logical.

Neo: Get yourselves organized. I want my favorite team on the field in 2 minutes and 47.97 seconds!

Picard: (looks ready to bash Neo's head in but decides he'd probably get the chance later. Instead he says gravely:) Very well.

~ It gets better after half-time! Next up: " The Chosen Ones Strike Back!"