Casphian: Narnia has a dire need for you ATM.
Lucky: An ATM? I need to make a deposit anyhow.
Casphian: At The Moment.
Edmuncher: I may not be the talkative type, but I'll talk now. Susin, you're looking weird at Casphian there.
Casphian: *looks at susin* Are you… a fangurl?
Susin: I'm a fangurl to whoever appreciates me. And heroes with streaming hair, a sword, and a cool accent.
Casphian: *sings triumphantly* MEEEEEE!!!!
Pete" Quick, Edmuncher! Next scene!
Edmuncher: *eats screen for the next scene.*
----Moraz and his Tellamarines are preparing for a dark deed.----
Moraz: WE KNOW YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.
Gazelle: Talk, and we may be merciful upon you.
Moraz: Or not.
-Moraz and Gazelle stare at a kid who's sitting on the side of the road, eating a McDonald's happy meal.-
Gazelle: I think he knows not of what we speak.
Kid: I know MORE than you think.
Moraz: Speak, vermin!
Kid: Yeah. I remember well. The Narnians are camped out at Aslan's How, awaiting the return of the kings and queens of old. But… its just a guess.
Moraz: Yer gooood.
Kid: Only as good as I need to be. Here's my card.
-Kid passes a card to Moraz-
Moraz: "Pudgy's Pigeon Catering"
Kid: Wrong card. -passes a new card-
Moraz: "AlphAssassin's Awesome Intelligence Agency"
Kid: -wink-
---Back with Casphian, where he is alone with Susin.---
Susin: I love you, you love me! We're in love after minutes passed: 30... With a great big hug and a smooch from me to you---
Casphian: I don't even know your name.
Susin: FEEL IT. MY NAME.
Casphian: -feels-
Susin: Well?
Casphian: Hmmm… -feels-
Susin: JUST SAY IT ALREADY.
Casphian: Errrmmm… Phyllis?
Susin: Millionares deserve better names, don't you think?
Casphian: Susin?
Susin: I can shoot arrows, too.
Casphian: Me too! -shoot arrow-
Asham: I HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
-arrow flies in-
Asham: Oh darn.
-ouuuccchh-
Asham: I'll be back later… ouch…
Casphian: I shot that lion! I saved the day!
Susin: You're amazing, wonder boy.
---Edmuncher and Lucky stay in a tent---
Lucky: Do you think that I obsess over money? -counts the change she found under the cushions-
Edmuncher: You only obsess as much as you think- There's nothing wrong with liking money… just… its taken over your life.
Lucky: I guess… sorta… You won't tell anyone about this conversation, will you?
Edmuncher: No, lil sis. I owe you one from LWW.
-pete enters-
Pete: I have an idea.
-=+_Night Raid Counsel_+=-
Reepicheeper: MeEp.
Pete: What'd he say?
Doveyhunter: He says we could throw nuts at the Tellamarines!
Pete: OH, sure! SHUT UP.
Casphian: We could raid the castle.
Pete: That was my idea.
Casphian: Then we're agreed! -best buddy handshake-
----FOR YOUR INFORMATION.----
Narrator: Nevermind, I forget.
Lucky: What your saying is that we have to fight… here, or there… I have a better idea…
Pete: Let's hear it.
Lucky: We could bribe the Tellamarines with apples, then put BOMBS IN THE APPLES!
Pete: O.o
Casphian: I second the idea!
Pete: It needs some editing. We don't have any bombs.
Edmuncher: --coughs--
Casphian: That is disgusting!!!
Edmuncher: --now has a stick of dynamite--
Lucky: Remember? I always keep weapons in Ed just in case of emergency.
Casphian: Isn't that dangerous?
Lucky: NAH. What's the worst that could go wrong?
----later that day----
Moraz: And then I went like this! -waltzez to the other side of the tent- And I sang to the beeeeeeautiful day! Like this! -LAAALAALAA!!! Gasplort!!!
KABLOOEY!!!!
Moraz: -falls over-
----in Aslans how----
Lucky: So THAT'S how you initiate bomb sequence.
Edmuncher: I lost like 20 teeth.
Casphian: MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!
Susin: Hey, dashing. Your hair looks inferior.
Casphian: This is your fault, PETE!
Pete: Ayuuugh!!! -pulls out sword-
Lucky: Stop! Your getting into your Prince Caspian movie-era altered character sources.
Pete: She's right. We'll just have to go along with the night raid.
Casphian: I'm gonna say something witty to counteract your proposition.
Lucky: Oh, go eat a dollar.
Casphian: Are you insulting me?
Lucky: SHOULD I CALL YM LAWYER?!
Casphian: Nevermind.
Lucky: I might just decide to press charges.
Edmuncher: This is enough. THE STORY IS GETTING CLOGGED!!!
--Edmuncher clears the history of this story.--
History: Today: None.
History: (In the last week): None.
History: (Future): Possibly.
Susin: aW, fresh air.
Lucky: I feel like suing the oil companies.
Susin: you have a strange form of weirdness.
Edmuncher: Everybody slow down.
Susin: What is your proposition, Ed?
Edmuncher: We skip past some of the script.
Susin: NOOO!!! That'll give me and Casphian less time together!
Casphian: I wish we had more time together.
Lucky: Save it for the judge.
Casphian: Well, maybe we could just skip past the night raid.
Lucky: The idea has merit. We can skip the disaster that was the night raid!
WHERE TO GO NEXT? NO IDEA.