NessPov
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
I was sitting in my room, doing some online shopping and stuff, y'know, the usual.
I was bored.
I went down for lunch, and came back up, and started doing some homework.
2+203987574-34321413x233434.575434=?
I started working it out, focusing on it.
That's when I heard it...
The sound.
The demon sound.
Crapples.
Holy Crapples.
Holy Motherfucking Crapples.
Holy Motherfucking Bloody Crapples.
Oh My Motherfucking Bloody Crapples. I just crapped myself. Not literally.
Oh My Holy Motherfucking Bloody Crapples, I just shat a brick
Oh My Holy Motherfucking Bloody Pissing Crapples, The brick s alive
Oh My Cocksucking Holy Motherfucking Bloody Pissing Crapples, The brick just bit me
Oh My Cocksucking Holy Twatfaced Motherfucking Bloody Pissing Crapples, Brick fainted...
Oh My Cocksucking Holy Twatfaced Motherfucking Bloody Pissing Tit Crapples, It was the noise
The noise was spanking...
Not just any spanking...
My mother begging my father to spank her harder...
Oh jeez...
FML
A/N: Lmao...Review?