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When they arrived at the Ninja Tribunal's palace, everyone had to sit down on the floor as Miss Cora Calico and Mr. Brock Brocket stood where the Ninja Tribunal normally would be, the Ninja Tribunal were on the sidelines, glaring at the students, they were not happy.
"Greetings!" The Cat Mutant said "I am Cora Calico the coordinator of Mutant Academy, Brock Broacket is the trainer of our Mini-Bebops and Mini-Rocksteadys."
The Brocket Mutant bowed his head deeply.
"We don't have much in the way of Bibles." Cora said "As the TMNT franchise is quite large and has had so many incarnations, not everyone is a fan of the same Turtles, but hopefully everyone will be able to meet their favorite Turtles."
Dragon Love looked at Layla and the two of them grinned.
"If any of you are wondering why a Human Ninja came for you and not Brock or myself, it's because like you students we are Mutant Animals, and in the world of reality Mutant Animals have more trouble walking around in public then the fictional varities, the trenchcoat and fedora disguise? Not. Gonna. Cut it. Since we have forced you into these Mutant bodies and some of you may know next to nothing about about the Animal you became do to random character generation, you may feel free to ask Brock or myself any question about your bodies or instincts, you may ask any Canon Mutant Characters questions as well, but refrain from glomping them."
Brock said "I see everyone was honest about what they got when they rolled for Animal Type. We've had previous expreiences, like one student who rolled 'Chicken' but put down 'Lion' instead thinking no one would be the wiser, well, the dice we gave you were laced with a combanation of magic and Mutagen, if any of you had rolled, 'Pig' but instead put down 'Tiger' you would have transformed into a horrible mish-mash, like a Pig with orange and pink stripes and claws coming out of your trotters something like that...It would not be pretty."
Dragon Love gulped nervously, glad she had been honest in what she had gotten.
"We do have a few mottos." Cora said "As we have no official Bible, some of our mottos our 'Eastman and Laird are Gods' and 'Venus De Milo is not canon' speaking of Venus...No Characters from The Next Mutation will be able to appear at the Academy for...Reasons we can't disclose."
"You'll mostly be seeing characters from the Mirage Universe and the 4Kids Universe since they are the most equipped to defend themselves from your raging horomones." Brock said "We will have some guest speakers most notably Miyamoto Usagi and Gen on how to properly depict Japanese culture, and the Turtles from the Fred Wolf cartoon will make guest appearences, but their appearences will be kept to a minimum as their goofball antics and pizza obbsesion tend to give all the other characters severe migraines. And without furthur ado...I give you...The Staff."
Several Characters, both Mirage and 4kids stepped forth, a few Students squealed at seeing their fellow Turtles, two went running forward towards 4kkids! Donatello...Only to be stopped by a pint sized Rhino wielding an automatic rifle.
"That is one of our Mini-Rocksteadys." Brock smirked "Everytime you misspell a character's name, a minature Rhino Mutant or Warthog Mutant is born."
4kids! Donatello patted the Rhino's head "Thanks Donnetello."
"The staff are pretty well equipped to defend themselves." Cora said "But the Minis are a welcome help. That brings us to the School Rules, Thou Shalt Not Try to Kill Characters, Thou Shalt Not Try to Bed Characters, No Ninja Battles are allowed without staff permission and Do not wander the grounds late at night.
The room was silent
"Also..." Continued Cora "We here at Mutant Academy do not endorse any kind of shipping as the shipping battles can get intense and we choose to stay out of it. Now...Onto the next part..."
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