"I am a Superstar in a big big house has a big big car!" Luna sang skipping around in Hogemade.

"Hey look. It's Pig." Ron yelled seeing an owl crash into about 7 store windows before dieing in front of Ginny.

"WOW! THAT'S DOUBLE THE WINDOWS FROM LAST TIME!" Ginny yelled picking up the letter.

"It's from Mallori." Harry said and started to read the letter.

I dare Harry to transform into a Transformer and defeat Megatron while
wearing a chicken suit!

"What?" Padama said.

"IT'S MEGATRON!!" Ollivander yelled pointing at the huge robot thingy.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Peter Griffin Yelled. Wait how did he get in here? OUT! OUT!

"I'm way ahead of ya Mallori!" Harry said in a rubber chicken suit.

Suddenly he started to twist and transform into… a glow worm/chicken transformer!

"Awwww this sucks!" Harry yelled starting to slime over to the skipping Megatron.

Harry spat Megatron with his slimy glow worm/ chicken saliva...

"AAHHHHH! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Megatron yelled before turning into a puddle which soon became trampled on from rush hour.

"Next Dare please!" Hermione said picking up a glass letter, "It's from magicrystalina." Hermione said and started to read the letter.

i dare malfoy to kiss hermione and they actually like it.

"NO! NO, NO, NO!" Hermione yelled. As she was yelling Malfoy snook up on her and landed a big one on her.

"Do that again." Hermione said before fainting.

"Mudblood tastes like cherry!" Draco said and soon fainted afterwards.

"Awww! They're holding hands." Lavender squealed.

"There goes my chance." Ron and Pansy said at the same time.

"I'll read the next letter!" Professer Binns said and picked up a letter.

"It's from woot woot." Dennis said and Binns started to read the letter.

I dare all of the Hogwarts faculty to line up and do the electric slide
dressed in disco dancewear.I dare Harry to sing Lady Marmalade in drag.

"WHY ME? WHY!" Harry yelled on his knees and started sobbing.

"What's the shnizzle?" McGonagall said an LNG bleach blond wig and BIG heart glasses.

"Wrong personality." Ginny corrected.

All of the male teachers had BIG afros and blue man-tights. The girls looked like McGonagall. They all started to do the electric slide. Harry was in fishnet stockings and a REALLY short miniskirt. She had a pink shirt on that was stuffed with water balloons to look like he had boobs. "The left one is Bob and the right one is Bill." Harry said squishing his 'water balloons.'

"JUST SING!" everyone one yelled including DONKEY!

He started.

"Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister." Harry sung dancing like Christina Aguilera.

"How does he know this song?" Lupin asked…LILLY POTTER!

"I don't know but make him stop!" She yelled covering her ears.

"Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya da da." Harry sang still dancing.

"Suddenly Link came out of no were and threw the master sword into his chest.

"Bob, Bill." Harry whispered before dieing.

Everyone partied that Harry was dead. They drank heavily since Harry would usually drink it all.

"What we miss?" Hermione and Draco said regaining conscious.