Number 735: Doing the moonwalk in your socks
Yu surveyed the carpet beneath him. He was tired of the hotel room and bored of this city, and the carpet looked superiorly interesting.
Across the room, the carpet merged into tile as it hit the hallway. Tsubasa was asleep. Maybe he could get away with it.
He slipped off his shoes, quickly discarding them in the corner. Then he tiptoed to the tiled portion of the room and ventured out onto the slippery coldness.
Sock feet are good for skating in.
Thinking this, Yu skidded around in the hotel hallway past the room doors, singing skating music softly to himself. He didn't think he would get in trouble just for floor-skating in a hotel; everyone was asleep anyway.
He decided to try skating backwards and then he did the moonwalk; Tsubasa had shown him videos of Michael Jackson on the computer and he had become obsessed. He decided he was a miniature Michael Jackson and started singing Thriller to himself while he moonwalked.
He moonwalked back too far though, and ended up moonwalking himself through the window at the end of the hall and falling a foot or two to the roof beneath. More like 4 feet, actually. He didn't hurt himself.
And so when Tsubasa woke up an hour and a half later, he found Yu moonwalking in his socks on the roof outside the window, since he couldn't get back up. He ended up knocking all the satellites so none of the rooms got TV reception.