yes edwards pov is finaly here yay!! (love edward jacobs gay lol jks but i do love edward) and my best friend chloe (bordering on insanity,check her out she's great!) helped me write this luv u chloe xxx

edwards pov

i was laying on my bed. Finaly some peace from school,until Alice came bounsing in my room WITHOUT KNOCKING! i mean i could of been doing anything.

"what Alice?"i groaned

"well,carlisle wants you to come downstairs, he's got an important announcement!" she grinned knowingly and I gave her a look, "don't look at me like that edward cullen! carslisle has made sure he stays undecided, I know as much as you do!" the grin slid from her face as she realised she was still in the dark ,

"fine, lets go, if we must!" she grinned again and I swung my legs out of bed.

I walked into the living room, alice was beside me until she spotted jasper and jumped onto his lap, he whispered...er... somthing I'd rather not repeat, she laughed and hit him on the shoulder. I covered my ears, as if that could stop jasper's disturbing fantasies about my SISTER penetrating my mind. "eww, eww, eww!" I yelled, "alice,jasper! get a room! you are so gross!!!!!"

alice kissed jasper noisily for a moment and I was reduced to yelling "la,la,la,la!" at the top of my voice with my fingers in my ears until they stopped.

I looked at carslile, begging him to change the subject with what I knew was a pained expression on my face. rose laughed, I growled at her and carslile cleared his throat, preparing to actually WRENCH JASPER AND ALICE APART WITH A CROWBAR if he needed to,well i say needed to that's what i would do if i had my own way.

"now for the important announcement! break it up you guy's" boomed emmett, and all was silent, well it took a little longer for jasper's fantisies to be silenced but "la,la, la, la" was an effective way to do it!

I listened, as carslile explained that we would be going to visit his old friend charlie and his coven, all the vampires we knew were coming, though we'd never met some of the people on the guest list it was going to be a formal event in his mansion in england, and this meant only one thing, the thing any self respecting guy avoided like the plaugue. shopping! alice was literally VIBRATING with the excitment of playing live action dress up with us, rose was doing the same, though not quite as energetically as alice. the guys and I shared a look that clearly said, 'it's been a pleausure knowing you, I really hope you survive this!'

I walked upstairs so that Alice wouldn't be able to drag us to the shopping mall,well i say us i really mean me i didn't care weather the others were eaten alive! But after that episode with Jasper and Alice i deverted towards the shower and locked the door behind me.

I climed in the shower and turned on the cold tap,then started to wash i was in there for about ten minutes and i still didn't feel clean so i shouted out loud"unclean,unclean" over and over 5 more minutes i decided that i was clean enough to get out of the shower i hopped out and and wrapped a towl around my waste.I unlocked the door and struted towards my room as i opend the door i saw a pair of dark blue jeens and a black short-sleeve top with a note.I walked over and opend the note it said'hey Edward,we're going shopping! And guess what you're comming and i don't care weather you've got the flue YOU ARE COMMING!

you're loving sister Alice

loving sister my ass, but when it came to shopping alice's word was law so I slipped on the jeans and t-shirt obediently and went down to meet the others. emmett was wearing a pink shirt, rose's choice I guessed. edward, if you say one word I swear you'll pay! emmett warned. then I saw jasper in the corner,he was stiff and his eyes were closed, so he opened one how bad is it edward? please don't hold back, tell me the truth. he was wearing a lilac shirt with luminous pink writing across the chest, I am taken, ladies!. I snorted and replied, "pretty damn bad!" and suddenly I was thankful for my black shirt, until I saw the back of it in rose's mind 17 year old vergin! damn you alice, I shot upsatairs and changed shirts.

We had reached the mall when me and Emmet started moning"Alice!" i whined

"what Edward!"she gritted her teeth

"but i do-"i started but Alice cut me off

"a-bub bub bub bub bub no!" she said

"but i-" i was cut off again

"NO! we are going shopping and that's that" she shouted

"ok,ok all i wanted to say was can i get some new shoe's"i lied

"why Edward i'm so proud of corse"

"thanks,bro"emmet said with anger and disapointed,then he punched me in the arm hard it hert but i wouldn't dare tell the others.

jasper groaned a few isles away, he was as bored with shopping as I was, but I, unlike him, had escaped and alice was hunting me. emmett had been dragged away by rose a few minutes earlier pleading for mercy. pleas which she pretty much ignored.I was hiding in the changing rooms,i felt envyous of carslile he was siting at home snuggling with esme.I wish i could have that kind of realationship with someone i think the t-shirt Alice picked out for me is pretty damn right! I sighed and came out of hiding finaly admiting that it was kind of cowardly,but then again this was Alice not even mentioning Rose!

I came out and met Emmett he shuffeld towards me"i just got away,where did you go? And i've got to be quick their after me and they want to find some MAKE UP THAT WOULD SUIT ME!! i'm not a barbie doll or a transvestite!!"he shouted.

I burst out laughing "hahaha i've been hiding in the changing rooms and by the way black eye liner so suits you!"i said nearly crying,

"oh whatever 17 yearold vergin"he laughed back at me

I then stomped off to find Rose to rat Emmrt out.I then saw Alice fighting with another girl over a black dress with little dimonds shooting up randomly from the bottem of the dress,it was a limited addition God guchi what am i saying i have been spending way too much time with alice.I was still watching then i saw alice get one of her shopping bag's and wack it round the girls face the girl let go of the dress and started to cry,alice then giggled and went to we came out of the shop i was still shocked at what happend but i walked on with the others as we continued to talk about were dragged around some more shops then we made our way home,our flight to england was at 4 in the morning so we had to make sure we packed everything because charlie and carslile wanted to have lots of time to catch the thing is i cant help but think there is more to this party than just throwing one for the hell of it.