ch4: da dark lord vadermort
An: heres anodder chapper!
da next day i wook up in da hosbitel. "ur all betta" sed da nurse. Dang he's alive!
"nigga don scar me lik dat" sed herman.
"u almost dyd" sed harry pottr.
"wut was dat?" i sed.
"it wuz da dark lord vadermort and he wantz to hurt ur mama" OH NOEZ
"WART?!11" i sed
"u gotta lisin turtle u gotta kill vadermort. it sed so in da profasi" the profasi?
"dat sounds dangerus" sed herman. Well it is!
"yeah he wants 2 destroi da world" sed harry
"ok" i sed "if he touchs ma mama IMMA POP A CAP IN DAT NIGGAS ASS!11111" Whoa a violent type pokemon!
den da dubledoor cam in. "shuddnt u chilldrn b in class?" he sed. "Nope, what's class?"
"but da dark lard almst killd turtel!11" sed herman. DARK LARD?
"dun say dat name" sed da vadermort "especially u turtle" Why would vadermort tell someone not to say his own name or did they get names confused?
"well ill hafta suspind u all" sed dumbeldoor "especially u turtle" den da dumbldor runnd awy on his bromstik. so we all went bak to our rooms. I don't think you can suspend someone from Hogwarts..
i went to sleep. when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself. he wuz sittin in a char in fron of da fried place. he sed 2 da snape "imma kill dat nigga boi soulja spirit buu jackson" What did buu ever do to you masked man?
I woke up scard. dere wuz som1 under da cofers wit me. it wuz herman. she wuz nekked. "lets hav sex" she said. so she bends over and i stuk my big blak cok in her tinee wite ass. Well that escalated quickly
"YES TURTLE YES" she sed. den i cam. an we stop. "what r u doin" sed harry next to me. "noddin" i sed ambarrist. "oh. i tot i herd somting." No harry, we were just having sex but you're too oblivious to know.
"i didnt heer noddin" i sed.
"oh, okay" sed harry and he went bak to slep. den we all went doon 2 brekfest. "how did u slep?" sed herman. "gret" i sed an slimed.
"what're u guys takken bout" sed harry pottr. Sex
"aww noddin" i sed an i smield.
"yeh" sed herman an she smiled.
"yeh" i sed an i slmied 2.
"what r u boiz smilin bout?" sed da dumbeldoor. Oh nothing Dumbledore, just at the fact that I defeated vadermort!
"ah noddin"
"well u had bettr hury up an get 2 clss" sed da dubledoor.
"ok we sed an den we went 2 magik class
"did u all do ur homerk?" sed da teakher? Why is there a question mark?
"i didnt" i sed.
"why not, turtle!? u hav such potenshal!" she sed.
"bcuz he was almost kiled bi vadermort" we sed.
"u fot vadermort?! u must b a grat wizrd!" she sed. "fin u get an a+" she sed. Amazing!
we sat thro class.
AN: haha u thot i wuz ded didnt u! well i trikd u lololol mor chpters cummin soon. Great.