The Thoughts of a Miser

June 22nd

The Uchiha recently reminded us that we forgot his birthday recently. Now he's acting like, well an Uchiha. Or as Hidan, Deidara, Kisame, and Sasori say 'Being Emo as hell'. I quite agree. We're all pitching in to acquire him a gift. Yes even me. While I don't quite like the boy I have quite a bit of respect for his ancestor, Madara Uchiha. He was a great man. But he never could quite hold his booze. The lightweight, his little brother could drink him under the table. Old man tangent aside, the gift that we're getting him is something we all know he's been wanting for a while. A visit from his younger brother. I believe this will be quite entertaining.

I am quite angry that Deidara got into my journal. The benefit of it though was that I got the opportunity to watch Hidan get blown to smithereens by Deidara's C1. It was hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. And for the first time in my life I saw Sasori laugh. It was . . . Odd to say the least.

Kakuzu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I actually found that old fuckers diary! I can't believe that blonde chick was right! As thanks I'm gonna do so much illegal shit to her. Whether she likes it or not. (warning! The next section is abridged to shorten up the chapter. Thank you, good bye.) Blah blah blah Jashin blah blah blah heathen blah blah blah bastard blah blah blah old fucker blah blah blah fuck the blonde chick blah blah blah pierced ass wipe.

Hidan

OMAKE!

As Hidan and Deidara walked down the street in the village they were in Deidara was hit with a sudden bolt of curiosity. "Hey Hidan, why are you treating me to all this stuff un? I mean its not like I don't appreciate the ice cream, soda and wanton destruction but just, why?"

"So you would trust me enough so I could do this." As he spoke he grabbed Deidaras arms and pushed him against the wall of the building they were beside.

"You do know I'm a dude right un?"

Hidan simply leaned forward and whispered in his ear. "I. Don't. Care."

Deidara paled considerably.

XXX/Elsewhere with Orochimaru/XXX

"Rape/Pedo. Senses. Tingling!"

End Omake.

Whoo! My first Omake! Expect one every so often. Hidan, do the disclaimer, quick!

Hidan: CyberBlueEyes does not own Naruto. Sasuke does though.