Author's Note: I just loved all the suggestions so much I ddecided to add two chapters today. The second chapter will be here soon. I hope you enjoy the chapters. I do not own Star Trek or its characters.

Rule Broken: Do not open the red package:

McCoy had gotten a gift from Kirk wrapped somewhat badly in red wrapping paper. It also had a red bow taped on top. He already expected it to be a joke, but he decided he could get back Kirk worse in time. So he figured what the hell and opened it only for a pie to hit his face. He expected it so much that he didn't get the least bit irritated. Instead, he just laughed. What he didn't expect was what would happen next. One of the biobeds mysteriously caught fire. At first, he thought it was part of the joke.

"Ha ha, very funny Jim." McCoy said, but no one was there.

McCoy's heart started racing and he rushed to put the fire out. He half expected Jim to come out and laugh but no one showed. Then, the package caught fire. He put that fire out too wondering what could have happened. Maybe the wrapping paper was flammable, maybe this was still only an elaborate joke by Kirk or someone else, or maybe McCoy was just having a really bad day.

McCoy was standing by the red package when something fell on top of it nearly hitting him. McCoy wasn't very happy when he saw what it was. It was a red pinata filled with red confetti that was now all over Sick Bay. Finally, Kirk came out and laughed.

"Dammit, Jim, you nearly gave me a heart attack!" McCoy said angrily.

"That was the point. I got you good." Kirk replied.

The next day, Kirk found that he was bald and all his shirts were pink.

Rule Broken: Do not ignore Chekov for a day:

Kirk found himself really preoccupied lately. Chekov seemed to want his attention but he was just too busy. There was a new female ensign on the bridge and he couldn't help but try to flirt with her every change he got and Chekov was getting in the way. Chekov kept trying though, but Kirk wouldn't hear him. Spock was busy with research so Chekov couldn't run to him. So he continued to try to get Kirk's attention to no avail. Chekov was ignored all day.

Kirk was finally snapped out of his trance like state when the ship went into red alert.

"What happened?" Kirk asked bewildered.

"I tried to tell you, captain. That ensign was signaling the Klingons to attack." Chekov said pointing to the new female ensign.

"What? No it can't be." Kirk replied.

"Yes it can, captain-"

"No, Chekov I refuse to believe it."

"But it's true captain." The female ensign admitted, "And also I never really liked you."

Kirk sighed, "Great... security to bridge. Take Ensign Vee to the brig."

Kirk then thanked Chekov and started paying more attention to him.

Rule Broken: Do not challenge Dr. McCoy to basketball:

Kirk was at a basketball court trying to teach McCoy how to play basketball.

"So you just dribble it by bouncing it up and down and then you can shoot it from anywhere you like." Kirk explained.

"What about from here?" McCoy asked standing half court.

"Actually, you can-"

Before Kirk could finish his thought McCoy shoot it from half court and made it into the basket.

Kirk started at him mouth agape and shook his head, "Lucky shot. Let's see if you can beat me in a game."

McCoy simply stole the ball from Kirk, "Am I allowed to do this, Jim?"

"Yes," Kirk replied unhappily watching McCoy make yet another shot from half court.

"How do you do that, Bones?" Kirk asked.

"It's easy, Jim. Just aim and throw."

"But making it from half court isn't supposed to be-"

He watched in shock as McCoy made yet another shot from half court.

"What Jim?"

"Nevermind."

Kirk never challenged McCoy to basketball again.

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