To clear things out, (From now on, I think if I can remember. Oddly the Nokage's attitude matched mine or is it really me? Well, we just based the characters and attitudes through our personalities and others' personalities, Oh!!! I'll explain it at the end of the chapter) those in underlined parenthesis are my comments, so that's why I'm SINNGIT (I told you, this word always butts in so know what it means!!! It's already in this part of my explanation)

Hinaru: See the underlined word, that's what it means

Joan: Why you--? Rrr…. ( Hinaru runs, to get away from Joan's wrath and Joan starts running to catch Hinaru, Joan ain't called a fast runner for nothing so caught up with Hinaru and choked her to death, JOKE, she just lifted, she's also a weight lifter, Hinaru and threw her through the screen)

Camera-man: Oooww… Men, you almost destroyed the camera!!! I was filming you the whole time!!!

Joan: You did what???

Hinaru: (To the audience) Hey, if you guys got any chance, PLEASE CALL A POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE.

Joan: Just try my patience

Now on with the story

Naruto

The Moder…

Hinaru: WAIT! Since I've fired myself and myself (referring to author and narrator) I will now have to be the author as well as the narrator. And I'LL change the title to:

HINARU

Adventures in the

Modern World

So enjoy… Sorry for disturbing you

Hinaru

The Adventures In the

Modern World

Chapter 4

New World, New Danger awaits – A

Meet the "so-called" Nokage

There I was still standing on the middle, frozen, as the crowd continued their stares. Kinda creepy if you ask me. Their meddling looking eyes, makes me wanna slap them on their faces. But I'm outnumbered. I'm kidnapped by a dangerous crew, I need to escape but how? Suddenly a familiar voice entered my ears:

: That's the girl I've been telling you, brother. The one who attacked me for no reason at all

???#2: Ok, alright, I'll talk to her.

I heard footsteps coming my way

???#2: Excuse me?

I turned to face a man about the age of 16 or maybe 15 looking down at me. Seriously he's so tall I felt as if I'm shrinking. He looks like the guy I met earlier but his hair's covered with dark green… At the sight of him, I baked away, my hands in ready for combat position.

???#2: Woah… take it easy, miss. I won't hurt you. About the fight with my little brother, I was just wondering wh—

Hinaru: Back off, mister. I don't talk to strangers like you.

???#2: Stranger, huh? Well then I guess I have to introduce myself. (Bows down low in front of me) The name's Haze (Haze). Since we're not that acquainted, I prefer it if you call me by that surname.

Hm, to be honest, that was quite charming. So then, I lowered my fists still glaring at him. Everyone around us started to do their own thing again.

Haze: Now that I'm not a complete stranger, will you please tell me, why you attacked my little brother?

Hinaru: Well, I thought he was a burglar. Most importantly, I thought, I'm still at home. Where am I anyways? Are you a pirate? Did you kidnapped me? Where are you taking me? Who are these people? What are--?

Haze: Wait, will you? Stop asking too many questions. I can't answer them all in one time. So you don't know where you are huh? (I nodded) And you don't know why you're here? (I nodded) Then come follow me.

Hinaru: How will I know if you're not gonna lead me to a trap?

Haze: You wouldn't want to come? (I shook my head) Fine then, I guess you won't get your answers. Good Bye!

So I let him walk away a few steps but then I realized this Haze guy could only be the one I could trust in this ship. I'm letting my only opportunity to know the answers slip through my hands. I won't let any questions go unanswered, so I went after this guy.

Hinaru: Wait, wait, mister Haze! Fine I'll come with you.

He turned to me and awkwardly, I thought he smiled at me. After walking a few hallways in the ship, we finally reached our destination. The guy I'm with (What's his name?) knocked on the antiquated door. A voice replied for us to come in. Inside the room, a small kitchen was situated on the left side of the room a small TV on the corner and a small door on the right stands which looks more like a closet door.

Haze: Master Nokage? Master Nokage?

Voice from the closet: What's your business?

Haze: Master, um, you got a visitor. I think she's one of the survivors

Hinaru: The what? What did you just said?

Haze: Nothing important

Voice from the closet: oh yes, wait for a second. I'm just gonna look for it, (out of the conversation) Where is it? It can't be gone. My life wouldn't be complete without it! Come on… Come on…

Haze: Master Nokage, are you alright?

From closet: Yah I'm fine… HERE WE GO! Finally found it, Oh no! It's stuck… Grrrr…, Come on! Eh, damn it, damn it! (Muttering annoyingly)

Hinaru: So who is this guy I'm gonna meet up with?

Haze: Guy? You mean the Nokage? He is not a guy, but SHE is---

Voice: oh NO! WOOAAHHH!!!

There were 2, 3, 4, 5 thumps on the door, then out came the so called Master Nokage. She's just a girl! 'Bout my age. And let me say, what an entrance. Her whole body's covered with underwear, a clown mask (how'd that get in here?) on her head, a hanger hanging on her ears, detergent sprinkled all over her and the most disturbing is the a bra is tied on her waste….

Before continuing… Nokage said it would be funnier if I place the bra on her head. XD, I have to agree but what's written is already written and that would be more embarrassing for her! (Although very en"
?tertaining) CONTINUE!!!

Nokage: I finally found it. (On her hand, a golden book with red letters revealed)

Hinaru: (Of course, with curiosity, I tried to read the title) "How to Remember the things you… FORGOT?"

Nokage: Oh this, yeah, it's really important to me. In this way I'll learn not to forget. The only problem is, I always forget what I just read from this book and furthermore, I forget often where I place this. But never mind that. (throws the book back in the messy closet). So about that "thing", shall we start?

Hinaru: AHEM!!!

Haze: (Covering eyes with fingers) oh sorry, master, I didn't mean to look at all your underwear and your pink bra all over you. I mean I didn't see any of those, I mean… sorry!!! SORRY!!! SORRY! I'm so embarrassed.

After a while, the Nokage finally noticed what she was wearing. The guy I'm with (What's his name?), he's fully red on the face and if you ever you see him sweat, you would he's been drowned by flash flood. I guess, this guy really gives a big deal when respecting the Nokage. After a few more seconds, the girl went into the closet. Shockingly she's all out clean within a second… except the pink bra she's still wearing (yeah I'm humiliating myself).

Nokage: Ooops, forgot the bra, ha, ha! (Takes it off and throws into closet) Silly me…

Hinaru: Are you sure you're the Nokage? THE NO-KA-GE?

Nokage: Well duh! Don't I look like one?

Hinaru: To be really honest with you, no, cause you're too stu—

Haze: (Covers MY mouth with sweaty hands, EW!) Actually, I think we should start about the you-know-what, right?

Nokage: Alrighty then. Come sit. (sits on dining table)

Hinaru: Wir ru ret gfff me??? (Will you get off of me?) Ay canfff brifff (I can't breathe)

Haze: (To Hinaru) Don't ever insult the Nokage!

Hinaru: (Haze let go of his hands) Is being honest bad?

Haze: (Raised eyebrow) Zip it!

Hinaru: Fine. (Whispers) But still, she's too stupid to be the Nokage!

Nokage: (She has good ears, but brushes them off like it was nothing, she doesn't get insulted anyways, thinking everything was just like a joke) so, what's new Haze-san? Who is this young lady standing right beside you?

Haze: I haven't asked her name yet but I think she's the new comer.

Nokage: Oh, so little sleeping beauty finally woke up. It's about time you wake up. Don't you know you've been sleeping for 2 weeks? (Tone with doubt upon the weeks she said, remember the books?)

Hinaru: What? I slept for 2 weeks?

Nokage: Yes! You slept for so long, I thought you're already dead. My question is, do you remember anything while you're sleeping?

Hinaru: Actually I ---- (Sudden flashbacks about the dream she had) Wah---- I remember---- mom and dad. Dad, dying, Mom, talking to me.

Nokage: (thinking, though unbelievable) When did your dream stopped? (Still keeping the happy-go-lucky tone and just smiling, though faint under the mask)

Hinaru: Under the stars… Can't clear it out.

Nokage: (Thinking, impossible!!!) Yup, indeed, you are Uzumaki Hinaru!

Haze: (Gave a surprised/ stunned/ shocked/ (stupid)/ and other s-words, look on his face) you mean this girl was the---

Nokage: Yes. She survived the night when the village raid happened.

Hinaru: (Same face at what's his face) What raid?

Nokag: I see, Hinata did make a memory wipe out. Ok, I'll give you basically the information of what happened to Konohagakure.

The Nokage's "basic information"

If you can still remember well, the dream about your dad and your mom really did happened. You were unconscious after your fall from the terrace. Your mom saved you right? While you're out of status, everyone watched as a great light devoured the sky and caused your home to explode.

The only word that was heard was "RASENGAN". We know very well from whom those words came from. Your father, the Hokage, ended the battle with all his strength. Everything was lost after the event. They lost their lives, their courage, and their Hokage. And still after the fire died down by the rain, everyone thought it was all over.

And yet something, again, happened. The night you talked to your mom was ALSO the night when Konohagakure came to its' downfall. When it came, your mother swiftly saved you and held your neck to send you off to sleep.

While it was destroying the village, me and Haze came to pick you up. Thus, the only way to put you into safety is for us to send you in "our" country. So here, you are, on your way to that "place".

Hinaru: But what or who is it? What or who attacked our village? What happened to my mom and dad?

Nokage: Your mom lived out to be temporary Hokage and protected your people. For now, they evacuated the city and sent some recruits for their aid. And your dad, right after the explosion, we thought he was dead. But we couldn't find his body, so I assume that the enemy dragged him out. Although the tracking ninjas are already tracking him, we still don't know the identity of the enemy.

At that very moment, I saw the man again with those red eyes. Who was he? I wanted to ask the Nokage about this one. But I think, it's not the right time for me to know. Someday, I'll find out. I'll avenge my village, I'll avenge my father, I'll, I'll

Haze: Hinaru, are you okay?

Hinaru: Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine. I just remember something that's all.

Nokage: I'm so sorry you have to hear all of these. I think you might got quite a shock. I think you need to relax a bit more and have breakfast, alright? (I nodded)

Haze: By the way, Master, how did you remember all of those things? I thought you were forgetful.

Nokage: Didn't notice that. I must be improving Oh well, I got a lot of work to do. Good bye, have a nice day. Now, where did I put that book…? (Drifting into thoughts)

Me and what's-his-name were about to exit the Nokage's room.

Nokage: Oh Haze, Will you come here for a sec.?

Haze: (To Nokage) Yes, master. (to me) Stay in the mess hall alright. It's just right there on the left. So, um, you could roam around the ship, just stay away from trouble, alright? Good, see you around.

So then, I went on my way. I'm still stunned until I reached the mess hall. I didn't know stepping in that room was the first time my life would change, finally.

To Be Continued

Every character here has a correspondence to each of ourselves and classmates so that's all for now, sorry if I will often update after a long period of time because sometimes I'm attacked by my laziness. So sorry, sorry.