Disclaimer: If I own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! I would've been famous. If I own D. Gray-man, I would've let Cross lived.

Sorry the story is shorter than the others.

It was dark now in France and the Black Order was as crowed as ever. Everyone was either eating dinner or already retired in their den, sleeping. That was the exception for Tsunayoshi. He was sitting on his bed with a little birdie golem he received earlier, in his palm. He had turn back into his male form and now was in his pajamas. He had named the little birdie Tenpi. It means sun in Japanese. The little thing looks like a small ball of sun; being orange and all.

"Okay, Tenpi, could you call Yamamoto for me?" Tsuna had already installed all of his guardian's phone number in the little bird. Tenpi spread its puny little wings and then parted its little yellow beak.

"Piiii!" Tsuna haven't tried calling any of his guardians yet so he was very nervous. The little bird emitted some rings and then a voice answers.

"Hello? Yamamoto here." A smile was spread Tsuna's lips. It was Yamamoto's overly-cheerful voice, his left hand man and best friends. Hearing the other voice had washed all of the worries Tsuna had, just the everlasting rain.

"Hello?" His guardian asked again. This time, Tsuna snapped out of this thought and replied automatically.

"Yamamoto, it's me Tsuna!" A small pause silences the two best friends.

"Tsuna! How are you? I miss you so much! Ah, well, everyone misses you and Gokudera is going crazy without you." Tsuna smiled, that was all it took for Yamamoto to say and Tsuna's shoulder felt lighter. The condition of his beloved family.

"I'm fine, I miss you guys too! You don't know how everybody here reminds me so much of you guys. There's this girl that always have this Kyoko smile on her face 24/7. There this guy whom hugs reminds me of everyone, and this one other guy that reminds me of Kyoya." Kyoya, Tsuna was the only one in the family that was allowed to call the 'Vongola Demon' by his first name, well except for the man's teacher, Dino. That had brought up lots of question why only the Decimo was allow to call the other that, but Tsuna paid no mind. If that brought him to be closer to his guardian then everything is fine.

"Ah! Then I hope he doesn't repeat Hibari's catchphrase." Yamamoto laugh was heard from Tsuna little bird. He misses that laugh. Man he misses everything and now he really want to go back home. His real home.

"Oh, wait for a second Tsuna. I'm gonna contact the others." Tsuna nodded but forgot that other can't see him. A smile was still spread on Tsuna's face; his famiglia was okay and safe. Well he trusts Yamamoto and Gokudera to keep them safe.

"What is it baseball freak? I'm busy so this better be freakin' important!" That was Gokudera.

"Why, for me, this called is indeed important." Tsuna chuckled as he replied to his right hand man.

"Tenth! I'm so sorry for that comment I said before! Oh no, I failed you again for not knowing it was you! I'm should commit seppuku*!" Tsuna heard of a somewhat sob from the man. Yamamoto chuckled then went to dial some other number.

"So Gokudera, how is the rebuilding going?" Tsuna asked since it was the main thing that he wanted to know after his famiglia's condition that is.

"The rebuilding is processing well, Tenth. The building has some demolish room that was unable to be repaired but nothing that we can't hadle. Giannini was getting some update for the building along with Spanner. The repairs will take a few weeks for it to finish." That was the end of Gokudera's report. Tsuna brought his hand up to the little birdie that was now floating aimlessly in the air now, down onto the pillow with him. Today was a tired-some day and Tsuna doesn't have much energy to stay sitting.

"Who's the herbivore that dare to disturbed my nap?" A vicious monotone voice now sounds from the little bird. Tsuna eyes widen as he recognized the person's favorite word anyway.

"Kyoya! H-How are you?" Tsuna was now shocked that Yamamoto actually called his Cloud Guardian. He guess when Yamamoto said the others he included Hibari.

"Hey watch who you're talking to Stupid Cloud!" Gokudera voice was loud. Good thing he put the bird's volume on low.

"What do you herbivores want? You disrupted my nap; I should bite you all to death." Hibari threatened. Always the most violent one of them all… Tsuna thought.

"Well, you can't really bite me now Kyoya, maybe later when I came back, 'kay?" Tsuna chuckled when his Cloud guardian huff. He's probably bored to death right now since he doesn't have herbivores to kill.

"Hello to the EXTREME!" That couldn't be anyone but Ryohei.

"Hi big brother!"

"Who called the lawn-head?"

"…Herbivore number 4."

"That was extremely rude Hibari and hi Sawada to the extreme!" Ryohei yelled like he always had.

"Kufufufu~ Now everyone, It's not nice to call when someone when I'm in the middle of taking a shower~" Some gagging sound was heard, probably Gokudera.

"Oh, Mukuro, sorry about that. I just finished washing the dishes for the chef." It was true, new exorcist was put into jobs all around the Order. Today he has to help Jerry wash the dishes. His shoulder hurts and the mountains of plate and addition to Allen's mountains of dish didn't help his arm much.

"Wash the dishes? (to the extreme?)" That was said from all of his guardian, of course, except for his Cloud.

"Y-yeah, that's the small job as a new exorcist…" Tsuna wondered if he should regret saying that or not.

"Exorcist? That's bull to the extreme!"

"How can they do that to you boss? They shouldn't be ordering you! Watch as I blow that place up!"

"Kufufufu~ Now, I want to see that for myself."

"…"

Tsuna regret saying anything.

"Hey guys, what did I miss?" Yes, Yamamoto, perfect timing.

"They're freakin' making Tenth washes the dirty dishes for stupid exorcist! This is not what expects for being an exorcist!" Maybe not.

"Tsuna's an (carnivore) exorcist?" Came from all of his guardians.

"Hiiii! Gokudera… You didn't tell them?" Tsuna asked his Storm guardian.

"Sorry Tenth! I didn't know that you wanted to trash to know you were going undercover! I used a cover up story for you!" His right hand explained.

"What cover up story did you use?" Tsuna sweat dropped.

"You're going to a vacation in Japan." Said Yamamoto.

"Going to an extreme mountain claiming!"

"Bottom of the sea to catch some carnivores."

"Kufufufu, Tsunayoshi, I thought you were going to work at a stripper club in France. I was about to go on vacation there." Silence has taken over the conversation.

"Eeeeeh!"

"I did not said that Tenth! You Stupid Pineapple head! Don't lie to Tenth like that! I'll shove a dynamite up your-"

"That's to the EXTREME Tsuna!"

"Maa Maa~ Guys calm down." You don't know how right you are sometime Yamamoto.

"Aaaah, Lambo wanna go watch too!"

"You stupid cow, why are you here!"

Click

"Hey, sound like Hibari hung up."

"Well duh baseball freak! He doesn't deserve Tenth's times anyway."

"Lambo wanna join the conversation!"

"Sur-" Yamamoto was cut off by Gokudera.

"You're wasting oxygen stupid cow, there's people who need those oxygen you know!"

"You're a meanie Stupid Gok!"

"Kufufufu, do you want me to do something about this Tsunayoshi? I would love to play around with some head or two." That got Tsuna grin a bit, oh his Mist guardian always comes up with the weirdest things.

"Stupid pineapple head! Who need your opinion on things!"

"Kufufu, really? What about the time when you asked me if I wear brief or boxer?" That causes Tsuna to choke on his own spit.

"I feel so extremely left out of the conversation…"

"Me too… And I was just here for a minute. I didn't know Gokudera had it for Mukuro…" Dino was in the conversation.

"I do not! That Pineapple Head idiot is lying again!"

"Nii-san!" Tsuna exclaim cheerfully.

"Kufufufu, now why would you say that honey?" Mukuro tease the silver hair. This, Tsuna know that Mukuro was just joking.

"Tsuna! Kusakabe told me that you were calling and yeah! How's life in the Order?"

"Good I guess, I mean I'm dress up as a girl so everyone is nice to me-"

"Kufufufu~ Has anyone got you in bed yet Tsunayoshi?" Tsuna blushed.

"N-no! What are you talking about Mukuro?" What Tsuna didn't know is that everyone on the line was blushing with naughty image. Well except for Ryohei, since he had Hana now and Lambo since he's young and stuff.

"What can I say? My illusion is close to perfection Tsunayoshi. And an addition to that adorable face of yours, I can't say that you'll be safe surrounded by hot-blood male." Where had he heard that one before…

"Boss! Noo! Stop it Stupid Pineapple idiot! Stop corrupting Tenth's fragile mind! I swear I will blow up that pineapple head of yours!"

"Why does everyone call me Pineapple head? My hairstyle is fabulous and nobody called sweet Chrome pineapple head. She and I even have the same style, what's up with that?" The Mist guardian question.

"Have you ever thought that maybe you think like one?" It seems that the whole conversation is now focusing on Gokudera and Mukuro. Tsuna can't help but let out a chiming laugh emitting from his heart. To the other, it sounded like chiming bells. Tsuna laugh for a whole minute then let out a sob.

"Tenth…?"

"Tsuna…" His guardian called out for him, he was crying because he misses them so. He didn't know that he had such strong attachment to his guardians, no his family.

"Stop crying you stupid carnivore, you're turning into an herbivore like the rest." Tsuna gasp as Hibari's voice was heard from the bird.

"Kyoya…? I thought y-you left."

"I came back to ask the stupid hervibore number 2(Gokudera) for a mission but end up hearing a carnivore(Tsuna) crying."

"Hey!" Gokudera protest. A chuckled came from Tsuna. Hibari was just making up some random story again. His Cloud guardian was worried about him.

Knock knock.

"What was that tenth?"

"Tsuna? Are you sleeping? Can I ask you something?" That was Lavi's voice. Wiping his eyes dry; he looked at the door then back to the bird, Tenpi.

"Wait a second 'kay?" Tsuna said to his guardians as he got off the bed and walked to open the door. He opens it enough to only show his face.

"What is it Lavi?" Tsuna said quietly, thank the lord that his room was dim to see Tsuna's red face. But Lavi notice the tears anyway.

"What wrong Tsuna? Why are you crying?" Lavi asked in concern as he looked close to Tsuna damp cheek. Tsuna squeak and place a hand on his cheek. Why is Lavi so observant? Oh yeah, he's supposed to be observant to become a bookman…

"Uh, Lavi, can we talk later? I kind of don't feel like talking right now…" Tsuna stood straight up and looked at Lavi, who now is looking up and down Tsuna's form. Curious, Tsuna followed his gaze and saw what suppose to be there wasn't there. He was in his male form! Shoot-shoot-shoot! That wasn't suppose to happen! Closing the door as fast as his lean muscle arm can push; unfortunately the Bookman Jr. was faster. He had his dark boot to stop the door from closing. Pushing the door back, Lavi's face was lower as he looked up at Tsuna. Was Lavi supposed to be strong as well? Where's my glove? Tsuna looked around the room and curse when his glove was on the side table of his bed, ten feet away...

"Tenth is everything okay?" Tsuna ignored that but prayed that Lavi didn't hear that, fortunate for him, Lavi didn't hear a thing.

"What do you want Lavi? Coming into a girl's room late at night is not very appropriate…" Tsuna tried. Lavi just chuckled.

"What can I do? Can't stop being curious when the new beautiful female exorcist turned into an adorable boy all of the sudden." Crap, so now he knew for certain that Lavi knew he is a boy. What to do! Oh why did Reborn sent him here in the first place? With one last thrust from Lavi, Tsuna tumble back away from the door. The Jr. Bookman boot clatter on the wooden floor, making Tsuna the more nervous as the other male approached.

"What do you want from me?" Tsuna said he walked toward his bed, sitting on the edge. He crossed his leg and let his arms fall back to support his body weight. He was in his boss mode now and when his voice rang through the room. Tsuna hoped that his guardians had heard him and stay quiet.

"What do you mean by that Tsuna, if your name is still Tsuna." The red head asked with a smirk. Seeing the younger boy so calm and compose makes him wonder who the boy really is.

"It is, and I wonder what you'll do with the information in hand." Tsuna stared up at the man with emotionless features. Lavi was taken back. What will he do with the information that their beloved little birdie is actually a boy? Then again, Tsuna does look cute as a guy too. Just a lack of chest part and a new additional part to the lower half of the body, there's no different from the boy.

Tsuna waited for the bookman to come up with the condition, hoping that there'll be none, but with his luck, he doubt it. A gleam of sparks was in the other emerald eyes that accuse that the bookman Jr. had an idea. Great, he was right.

OKie!

Here's something I wanna point out.

Seppuku mean suicide in samurais terms, a traditional practice of pride.

Hibari's Herbivore list.

Gokudera = Herbivore #2

Yamamoto = Herbivore #3

Ryohei = Herbivore #4

Dino = Herbivore #5

Lambo = Herbivore #6

Mukuro = Pineapple Herbivore

Etc. etc etc etc

I don't write Famiglia anymore even though it's the original way of saying family in Italian, but it doesn't make sense to say famiglia because Tsuna considered his guardians as his real family and such. It's confusing say Famiglia and family and whatnot. So bear with me.

Review is highly appreciated~