The Retards escape!!!!!

Piemaniac: HI GUYS!!!!!! Ya you guys in the reviews you guys are probably gonna nag me for taking for ever to write a new story so im just gonna go ahead and say it now so I don't have to reply…. YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A PATUATE!!!!!!!

At the happy house

Piemaniac: okey dokey then now that the started credits are over WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE I CANT STAND ANY MORE TERAS FLAVORED PANCAKES!!!!

Duckydoodles: really? Cuz I love them gnaws on pie's leg

Piemaniac: DUCKY THAT'S MY…. Dah forget it

Duckydoodles: YUMMY PANCAKES!!!!!

Dragonpiie: GIMME MY PANCAKE MIX BOX!!! Mauls cennas as he trys to leave with a box of pancake mix

Cennas: dies

Piemaniac: DUCKY I GOT AN IDEA!!!!! Ok we trick someone into trying to leave with a pancake mix box then we gnaw out of our straight jackets and make a run for it..

Duckydoodles: k

A few minutes later

Piemaniac: well lets have some fun with this :D HEY ILLFINDU OVER HERE YOU WANT A PANCAKE MIX BOX??

Illfindu: sure but I still hate you…..

Piemaniac has been kicked form crude spectre

Piemaniac: IM NOT EVEN IN CRUDE!!!!! … Dah what ever

Dragonpiie: ILLFINDU GIMME MY PANCAKE MIX BOX!!!!

Illfindu: AHHHHHHHHHHH HELP A DWARF IS AFTER ME AHHHHHHHHH

A high speed chase out of the building begins

Piemaniac: ok now then let's gnaw out of these straight jackets... pie begins to chew on his straight jacket

Duckydoodles: k done

Piemaniac: HOW DID YOU GET OUT SO FAST?!??!?!?!?!

Duckydoodles: oh I just used this medieval shotgun that was in my pants (see the tale of two towers By Duckydoodles)

Piemaniac: ok what ever just get me out of here….

Duckydoodles: kk he shoots pie out of his straight jacket

You see pie full of holes

Duckydoodles: that is gonna hurt in the morning

Piemaniac: ... Yes yes it will

Piemaniac: ok what ever lets get out of here….

Duckydoodles: k but first there is something I need to do

At the check in desk

Duckydoodles: DIE MONGRELS!!!! He shoots the receptionist

Piemaniac: DUCKY WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!

Duckydoodles: well they have internet access but they wouldn't let us use it

Piemaniac: YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!! Ducky… gimme the shot gun after receiving the shot gun pie repeatedly shoots the receptionist

At pie's secret anti happy house lab

Duckydoodles: THAT'S IT ducky rips down the sign and replaces it with

At pie's not secret super happy fun play house

Piemaniac: OH MY GOD THERE IS A SUPER HAPPY FUN PLAY HOUSE!?!?!?!? WHERE IS IT DUCKY WERE!!!!!

Duckydoodles: pie you get stupider and stupider everyday

Piemaniac: so do you potato :D

IN the narrators box

Piemaniac: if you think that this one is lame then don't blame me its cuz I haven't written in awhile and if you think its awesome then its cuz I had it all building up in my head

Duckydoodles: pie….you know what its easier to explain with my actions ducky hits pie on the head with a popo stick knocking him out THATS ALL FOLKES!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's notes

ok people yes ment does have mind control while in cat form… and if you want me to write a second chapter in ment and her mind control powers then please leave that in reviews THANK YOU AND REMEMBER don't eat yer hearthstone!!!!