Disclaimer: I don't own anything that I'm using illegally!!! *gets whacked
with a hammer*
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Garnet: Steiner, use the power...
Zidane: Yeah, just take off your helmet!!
Vivi: And your UGLINESS will scare them away!!!
Steiner: Hmm... Okay.
Steiner takes off his helmet, revealing a disgustingly ugly sight.
Jessie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Meowth: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TR runs out of the castle, freaked out.
Eiko: You saved everyone!!!
Freya: Good job, Steiner!!!
Amarant: Now that the problem's solved, I just wanna know... What the hell was the point of me being in this fic??
Vivi: Well, you caused the problem itself.
Amarant: Huh???
Vivi: You mooned Kuja!!
Garnet: Hmm... So Kuja must be the one who sent those three over here to kill me!!! Cause of your ugly ass!! *glares at Amarant*
Amarant: *sweatdrop* Heh heh... Well, I guess the fanfic isn't over. We have to stop Kuja.
Steiner: We don't even know were he is!!
Quina: Hmm... Me think Kuja is on other planet...
So everyone gathers around to hear Quina's genius plan. O_o That doesn't really sound right. But moving on to Kuja...
Kuja: And... WOOHOO!!! I BEAT TOMB RAIDER II!!!!!!!
Kuja's friend: With the nude code on.
Kuja: Yep. *grins*
Kuja's friend: *looks out the window* Er... Someone's mooning you again...
Kuja walks up to the window.
Kuja: Hmm... It says something on their butt. "Kuja, come kill us or you suck." Well, that's original.
Voice: Shut up, I'm running out of ideas!!
Kuja: Dumb author. *pokes ceiling with a stick*
Voice/Author: What the hell?? I'm behind you.
Kuja: ...Oh, okay.
Author: I'll just be leaving now.
Kuja's friend: O.o That was strange... Well, go kill whoever mooned you.
Kuja: TR should do that.
Kuja's friend: Hey... Where are they, anyway?
Kuja turns on the tv. On it, TR is shown outside the castle.
Jessie: I'm never going back in there...
James: Yeah, they're so ugly.
Meowth: Even uglier than Kuja!!
Jessie: I'm not going back in there. No matter how high we get paid.
Meowth: We're not getting payed, but I get the picture.
James: Let's hide in case they come after us...
The three run under a table that's conviniently placed in the middle of Garnet's yard.
Kuja: Hey!! You should be killing the mooners!!
Jessie: We can't they have the power...
Meowth: The power of UGLINESS!!!
Kuja: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it myself... And by the way, Meowth, I can't be uglier than Steiner!! Sure, I'm a tranvestite with only 10% of my body covered in clothes, but I just can't be uglier than Steiner!!!
Kuja turns off the tv.
Kuja: Well, we have to stop the mooners!!!
Kuja's friend: We? I don't wanna.
Kuja: Oh, come on, Ash!!
Kuja's friend: Hey!! It's Kuja's friend in this fanfic!!
Kuja: But you're Ash!!!
Kuja's friend: *sigh* I'm Kuja's friend...
Kuja: Sure, whatever, Ash.
Kuja's friend: Don't call me that.
Kuja: Kay, Ash.
Kuja's friend: Please stop.
Kuja: Sure. Whatever you say, Ash.
Kuja's friend: AAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!!!! OKAY, I'LL GO, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
So Kuja and Kuja's friend head off to Gaia.
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Garnet: Steiner, use the power...
Zidane: Yeah, just take off your helmet!!
Vivi: And your UGLINESS will scare them away!!!
Steiner: Hmm... Okay.
Steiner takes off his helmet, revealing a disgustingly ugly sight.
Jessie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Meowth: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TR runs out of the castle, freaked out.
Eiko: You saved everyone!!!
Freya: Good job, Steiner!!!
Amarant: Now that the problem's solved, I just wanna know... What the hell was the point of me being in this fic??
Vivi: Well, you caused the problem itself.
Amarant: Huh???
Vivi: You mooned Kuja!!
Garnet: Hmm... So Kuja must be the one who sent those three over here to kill me!!! Cause of your ugly ass!! *glares at Amarant*
Amarant: *sweatdrop* Heh heh... Well, I guess the fanfic isn't over. We have to stop Kuja.
Steiner: We don't even know were he is!!
Quina: Hmm... Me think Kuja is on other planet...
So everyone gathers around to hear Quina's genius plan. O_o That doesn't really sound right. But moving on to Kuja...
Kuja: And... WOOHOO!!! I BEAT TOMB RAIDER II!!!!!!!
Kuja's friend: With the nude code on.
Kuja: Yep. *grins*
Kuja's friend: *looks out the window* Er... Someone's mooning you again...
Kuja walks up to the window.
Kuja: Hmm... It says something on their butt. "Kuja, come kill us or you suck." Well, that's original.
Voice: Shut up, I'm running out of ideas!!
Kuja: Dumb author. *pokes ceiling with a stick*
Voice/Author: What the hell?? I'm behind you.
Kuja: ...Oh, okay.
Author: I'll just be leaving now.
Kuja's friend: O.o That was strange... Well, go kill whoever mooned you.
Kuja: TR should do that.
Kuja's friend: Hey... Where are they, anyway?
Kuja turns on the tv. On it, TR is shown outside the castle.
Jessie: I'm never going back in there...
James: Yeah, they're so ugly.
Meowth: Even uglier than Kuja!!
Jessie: I'm not going back in there. No matter how high we get paid.
Meowth: We're not getting payed, but I get the picture.
James: Let's hide in case they come after us...
The three run under a table that's conviniently placed in the middle of Garnet's yard.
Kuja: Hey!! You should be killing the mooners!!
Jessie: We can't they have the power...
Meowth: The power of UGLINESS!!!
Kuja: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it myself... And by the way, Meowth, I can't be uglier than Steiner!! Sure, I'm a tranvestite with only 10% of my body covered in clothes, but I just can't be uglier than Steiner!!!
Kuja turns off the tv.
Kuja: Well, we have to stop the mooners!!!
Kuja's friend: We? I don't wanna.
Kuja: Oh, come on, Ash!!
Kuja's friend: Hey!! It's Kuja's friend in this fanfic!!
Kuja: But you're Ash!!!
Kuja's friend: *sigh* I'm Kuja's friend...
Kuja: Sure, whatever, Ash.
Kuja's friend: Don't call me that.
Kuja: Kay, Ash.
Kuja's friend: Please stop.
Kuja: Sure. Whatever you say, Ash.
Kuja's friend: AAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!!!! OKAY, I'LL GO, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
So Kuja and Kuja's friend head off to Gaia.
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