Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha
Warning: Pills, and talk of the happy killer bunnies.
A/N: Bwhahahaha beware of the bunnies. I'm afraid of rabbits so yeah… I think they're all cute and all I'm just scared of them. I don't know why.
Chapter 3: Pilling on the Popper
I sighed and looked over at Kagome glaring at her. 'Damn I hate her… taking Miroku away from me' they're just sitting there talking, giggling, and ignoring me! I thought Miroku loved me, he told me so last year when he was here and said he would wait for me to get out. That bastard lied and is now going after the next hottest girl here!
Normal P.O.V
Kagome glanced over at Sango who was glaring at her and Miroku, Kagome looked up at Miroku and clung to him scared of the death glare "Miroku! Sango is glaring at us again!" Miroku laughed and looked over at Sango then back at Kagome "I think she is jealous" he said placing a hand on his chin nodding a bit. "Of what?" she asked being pulled off Miroku by a doctor.
She stuck her tongue out at the doctor then turned back to Miroku watching him shrug then looking at the food in front of him poking it a little. "It's not alive…" Kagome said frowning a bit at him. He jumped back and fell back in his chair hitting his head on the floor screaming "It's alive! GODZILLA" Kagome shook her head at him and threw a spoon at him "Shut up stupid!"
While Kagome was beating Miroku with a spoon and the doctors trying to pull her off him. Kouga sat at a different table holding his head at all the noise that was starting to give him a headache and plus the voices in his head was killing him all screaming telling him to do things. He stood fast and walked over to the two fighting pushing the doctors away grabbing Kagome sitting her down then doing the same with Miroku.
"God shut up already!" he yelled rubbing his temples, Kagome stared in awe at Kouga then snapping out of it raising a hand to her head then lowering it like what the army people do "Ay ay capy-ton" Miroku watched Kagome then did the same thing. Kouga twitched then turned and walked away back to his table. Kagome and Miroku got up and followed Kouga like little chicks to there mother.
Kouga looked back and jumped back at the stares he was getting from Kagome and Miroku. They got ready to launch at the poor man, they let out a scream and clung to Kouga, causing him to fall back. Kouga let out a yelp and glares at the two pansies' that attacked him, seeing Miroku and a beautiful young girl, she rolled off him and sat up smiling getting up skipping away leaving the two men alone. Kouga pulled the clinging Miroku off and stood helping him up, just when the doctors came to see what had happened.
Kouga explained that he was attacked by flying monkeys and did a little show with his hands. It wasn't true but it made them go away. No one in this place wasn't really crazy unless the doctors made you crazy giving you pills and shots every freaking day!
Kagome P.O.V:
I ran into that Kouga guy who was a looker. I tell you yum. Anyway! I'm here walking down the hall to go to my room whom I share with a female by the name of Rin Shiro. She was a sweet girl, really sweet did anything she was told always wearing a smile. I thought it was weird that such a sweet girl like Rin would do something so crazy. She told me that she had tried to pull her face off; she cut her whole face up and tried to pull it off when she was twelve.
She told me that she did it because everyone at school called her ugly and she such cut her face off and do the world a favor. Rin had scars all over her face and a few burn marks on her arms and legs. She told me that the burn marks were from when she was seven she was kid-napped and the ware house she was in was set on fire.
She said all this with a smile. It was kind of creepy. I woke up one time with her setting beside my bed waking me sleep. I nearly jumped out of her skin when I saw that she had a safety pin in her hand and my cheek was bleeding. Now I only go to sleep until she is and I make sure she doesn't come near me. She told me that I had such a pretty face and she wanted it. Creepy!
There was a fun character I meant such a cutie too. Shippo oh my god he was so adorable when I first saw him I had to touch him. His total malefaction was that he thought he was a girl and girls guys and guys girls. He was a gender confused. I tried to explain to him that I was a girl and he was a boy but he wouldn't hear it. I some how blame his parents for locking him in a basement for half of his life teaching him through books.
He brought a book with him to show that he was indeed a girl and I was a boy. This book was messed up though. The doctors don't know about it and only me, Shippo and Shippo's room mate knows about it but he is in a room where you go when you get in trouble. Okay the first page of this book was weird: it had a picture of the world on it and said:
The meaning of life is simple and easy: Live life to its fullest. You could if you wasn't going to die.
Then it started naming off people who was going die in the year and how. Who ever was Coco Mano should watch out, their going to get hit by a bus. This book of Shippo's had every answer you need in life. Everything! Like if god is real. His not by the way, and if virgin Mary really a virgin. She wasn't she was a freaking slut who thought she was a virgin.
Oh no she wasn't. Rabbits are really blood sucking vampires! Dear goddess help us! I'm like spazing out here thinking about the evil blood sucking psycho rabbits.
(A/N: I was spazing out. after I wrote that I grabbed my head and fell off my chair screaming)
Sesshomaru P.O.V
It's so hard to be me! I swear, if someone touched me again I could go psycho on someone. Like a killing rampage or something. I got out of the room. Which I renamed box. It was like you was in a box, a box where kittens laid sick and sad. I'm making myself depressed again. I need to stop doing that.
Once I get out of here I think I'm going to become the CEO of my father's company. I am the heir to it. My step mother was going to take over but luckily the bitch died and now my father is in a happy golf home while since visiting his sons and company every month. Freaking millionaires. Everything is going to annoy me to no end I swear.
I think I hear a bird chirping oh never mind that's bird boy. I have to stay in my room with my room mate for an hour to get to know each other a bit more, since we got in a small fight over a pen. A PEN! For gods sake. Anyways I found out that my room mates name was Shippo Fox. He kept playing with my hair and calling me Sessy-poo. It didn't really bug me but he keep giggling and that was bugging me.
I found out about his book that told all. I wasn't going to die so I'm kind of happy right now. Ha! Anyway, Shippo is a gender bender, Ha that's fun to say, he believes I'm a guy and I am but its abnormal since he calls every other guy a girl. It must be my manly charms.
I keep creaking myself up.
normal P.O.V – TV room
Sango, Miroku and Kagome sat on the floor playing cards in front of the TV getting death glares from all the kids in there. They stopped playing cards and had to move because of a doctor said so they moved to a corner in a room. Miroku and Kagome started to sing a beautiful song called Pilling on the popper and here it is:
Miroku: Here we are pilling
Kagome: Pilling on the popper
Miroku: Death
Kagome: Love
Miroku: Money
Kagome: More pills
Together: Pilling on the popper of the popper pill (say that five times fast)
A/N: Its short cause I have nothing left in my head and I'm tired and bored and that put all together! 0 Anyway that's all I'll update sooner and whatnot.
Reviews! –points to the reviews-:
Kjinuyasha (to all of them): And I have issues? The part about Kagome being a soul catcher came when I was listening to a song that had nothing to do with that. Yep. I get told all the time to be come a comedian and I think I should start taking it to heart. -! Whoo!
KellyLuvsInu (to all of them): - I'm crazy as well my friend. Your brother was watching Sex in the City? Tell him I called him a freak. FREAK! Meheha. Anywhom thank you for review blah blah blah. Hahahaha okay okay I'm stopping now.
Controleroffire: My story is good? –gasp- -ego going up- hehehehe I know its good since I'm so great!
Hoogleboogle: As you wished! Mwhahahahahahaha
Nymphetamine: I bet you tell everyone that… Gee I don't believe you.
Crutches the magic hippie: -reads the review again- Uh huh –reads it again- Tell your master I said Hi and I want my pay check, okay you… are….a….psycho…..your….going….to……hell….thank….you….for….reviewing…..hahaha…..ha…. That is going to be stuck in my psyche!
Japanimeniac: Thank you! –strikes pose ego going up even more- HA! I rock!
Crazy: Should I say sorry? No I refuse to. I could careless if you went to a mental institution and what they made you do. I'm not a caring person. That Kagome isn't the real Kagome and the story would go no where if she went to a flipping foster home! So shut up. I don't care you just wasted you time telling me all that.
Silviasilverelf: Ay ay captain!
gothic me: As you wish I have updated.. not soon. Now later then sooner… Yep!
Eyes of Jade: -bows- You are so cool…. And yes I would like more info of the psycho homeys. Since as a reviewer called it 'fake' I never been to a mental institution and I'm a sane person… I can feeling everyone laughing at that.
elemental neko: -eyes- Uh huh sure you was… Why does everyone get to of to a psycho home and I don't? I hate you all!
fluffychick15: bb4n? be burble 4 nine.
Lyn: I did! see?
AMI MIZUNO1: I don't see anything cute about it but okay?
Punkgoddess: that poor ant… And how could you not like peas! I love peas! I named a pea ko and we got married. It wasn't as wrong when I had an egg it was a boy and I named it some long Japanese name I forgot. He was gay but had a wife and two children, he was cheating on his wife with a man named something.
TwistedBlackAndRedRose: hehe I bet he is.