Ok, once again, the idea for the chappie won't leave me alone, so I'm gonna post it now. Hope you people like it! And by the way, I should be doing homework right now. So I might get in trouble for this. Just for your reading pleasure, Your welcome.

Courtney: That's stupid.

Me: You don't think I know that?!

Duncan: I think it's cool.

Me: I know that too.

Lila: Ok, I'll just say it. This crazy author doesn't own TDI or the characters. Never has, never will! But apparently, she owns me!

Me: Got that right. And Duncan will say the disclaimer sometime. I'll make sure of it! *Poofs out of the room*

Noah: We told you she was crazy.

Lila's POV

I was walking around the school, while Noah was showing me where everything was. He suddenly took a sharp left, leading me down a hallway that was filled with people older looking. "Um, Noah? They don't look like freshman." I nervously said. He looked at me with amusement in his eyes, he thinks me nervous is funny!

"Hey, it's okay! I told you that my friends would love you, and I meant it! So I want you to meet them." I didn't think he was serious about that! "Are you sure? What if they don't like me?" He chuckled once I said that. "Trust me, they will." Then I got a little angry. "How do you know Noah? For all you know about me, I'm a serial killer, and you could be my next victim." Noah then looked at me, like he was trying to figure me out.

"You're really good with the sarcasm. I'm the only one I know that can pull it off very well." I stopped and stared at him. "Yes, because sarcasm is my only charming trait, well besides my blotchy skin, dull eyes, and rotting teeth." I said smirking, knowing he enjoyed this tug-of-war game we were playing.

"Yep, they will love you. Now come on!" He motioned me forward, and I hesitantly followed. I was nervous, wait, make that terrified! When Noah found his friends, he walked up to them and they greeted him with open arms. At least they were friendly.

"Hey guys. This is Lila, the freshman I had to show around the school." Noah said to his friends as I walked up. I saw quite a few poeple there. One guy who was really big, wearing green cargo shorts and a white shirt with a blue maple leaf on it, he seemed like a lovable happy-go-lucky guy. One girl with crazy red curly hair, wearing a lime green skirt with a darker green top that showed off her stomach, she seemed a little bonkers in the head, which was how I liked some of my friends, actually.

"Hey tiny buddy!" The oaf said, crushing Noah in a hug, which made me giggle. A lot, actually. "Um, hello? I think you might be killing him." Th lovable guy looked at me like that surprised him. "Oh, sorry Noah!" And put him down. "It's ok Owen, and thanks Lila. Nice to know you think me almost dying is funny!" He glares at me playfully and I just gigle some more. Noah then rolls his eyes and turned to Owen.

"Hi, my name's Izzy! So you're the freshman he's showing around! Do you like unicorns? Because I have a pet unicorn! It's so nice!" I just looked bewildered, not knowing what to say. When I finally regained my composure, I said. "Um, yes, I'm the freshman Noah's showing around, yes I like unicorns, and good for you!" Izzy just laughed. "Well, you passed my test! I already like you!" I just laugh, liking my odds with Noah's friends.

Just then a guy came running up. "Hey! Sorry I'm late...wait...who's the cutie?" I turned around to see a geeky guy with a brown mop-top for hair, blue eyes, and a gap in between his two front teeth says. He's wearing a cream sweatervest with a pattern in a single stripe, over a white dress shirt, with dark blue cargo pants, and camo green sneakers.

Noah sighed, probably having gone through his flirtatious personality before. "Her name is Lila, she's the freshman I'm showing around, and don't even think about it! She's gonna regect you." Cody scoffed. "You don't know that Noah? So, how would you feel about going out with me, Lila?" He smiled cheekily. I knew his type, I've seen it when I stayed somewhere for a while. And everyone knew my answer. Well, everyone except Cody. "Sorry, Noah-it-All over there is right. The answer's no."

Everyone cracked up at that, and Cody didn't even look fazed. "That's ok, there are plenty of cuties in this school!" Cody then walked off. I scoffed at his ego a little. "Wow, is he always this confident he'll get a girl?" I ask any of them. "Pretty much!" Izzy exclaimed. I just laughed.

Noah then clears his throat a little. "Um, where's Katie and Sadie?" Izzy then told us the weirdest thing! "They're both out sick with strept throat. And it's so creepy! I mean, on the same day, in the same hour?!" Noah then looked weirded out. "Yeah, that's odd, even for them." I just looked at Izzy, not knowing who they were talking about.

"Oh! I forgot you're new. Katie and Sadie are BFFF's. That stands for Best Female Friends Forever! They do everything together, they even get sick together! To me, it's a little insane." Wow, that says a LOT of Izzy of all people thinks that's a little insane. "Jeez, that IS a little extreme." Izzy nodded her head vigorously. "I know! But we still love them! Especially Noah." Ok, that's suspicious.

"What do you mean by that, Izzy?" She just laughed again. "I mean, Noah and Katie are dating, you silly goose!" Ok, I didn't know that. "Oh, I didn't know." "Yeah! They've been dating since forever!" Yeah, I should've seen that coming.

How come all the guys that might be good boyfriend material are already taken and are happily in love or whatever?! I swear, it's like a curse that follows me wherever I go. Izzy must've seen my face, becasue she started trying to cheer me up.

"Hey, its ok! They're one of those couples that's always on-again off-again. When I said forever, I meant 3 weeks! Longest they've ever made it." Ok, she did a good job of cheering me up. "Owen and I even have bets on when they're gonna break up next! But don't let him know!" I smirked. "I won't. In fact, place me in on that bet." Izzy laughed so loud, it got Owen's and Noah's attention!

"What's so funny?" Noah asked. Izzy and I looked at each other, looked away, and said at the same time, in the same innocent tone, "Nothin." Noah looked suspicious, but luckily, the bell rang. Wait...OH CRAP!

"I don't know where my first period is! You're a terrible guide Noah!" That shocked him. "Hey calm down! I'll take you to first period now! What's your room number?" I looked at my schedule. "Room 175." "Lucky for you, I know where that is. Follow me." He walked away, and I followed him. And don't judge, did I really have a choice?

Gwen's POV

"And, concluding our tour, is the cafeteria." Trent said, showing me the giant room. "Wow, it's bigger than I tought it would be." Trent laughed. "Yeah, it's always bigger." "So, Trent, what's the lunch schedule? Does everyone eat with everyone? Or are they separated by grade?" I asked him, wanting to be in the same lunch. "Oh! They combine Freshman with Sophmores, and Juniors with Seniors." Yes! I might have the same lunch with him!

"And what does Heather look like? I need to know so I can steer clear of her qeenliness." I said with sarcasm. "Ah, the populars." He then pointed to a group of 6 in the back of a corner. "Well, there's Heather. She's the worst queen anyone can have, but we all worship her for some reason. She's the one with the long black hair and steel gray eyes." When I caught her gaze, she glared at me, then looked away. Jeez, I haven't even met her, and I already hate her!

"The guy next to her is Alejandro. Hot latino to all the girls, but a major asshole. He charmed his way into any girl's heart just to make Heather jealous. They're like the perfect dictator couple." And he's probably right. Because I was watching a latino dude making out with Heather, and a bunch of other girls were looking heartbroken at the couple.

"The blone, Lindsey. She's really dumb. Anyone can see that. But she also doesn't know what she's doing. She's actually a genuinely nice person. But she wants to be popular more than nice. So she follows Heather around like a lap-dog, doing whatever Heather does. It's sad if you ask me." I checked her out, blonde blue-eyed ditz, and he was right about her too. When Heather insulted someone, Lindsey flinched. Poor girl, blinded by popularity.

"And the dude in the red tracksuit? He's Tyler. He's basically a Lindsey in boy form. Except he's a fail jock. Seriousley, the dude could trip over a grain of sand! But he's popular for the same reason Lindsey is. He's Alejandros' little lap-dog. That must be why They're such a good match. Lindsey and Tyler, I mean." I could tell he failed at being a jock, and that he and Lindsey were dating, but being popular for the same reason as Lindsey? That's just sad in of itself.

"And the girl with the black pouf she calls hair? Her name's Anne Maria. She's a girl you go to if you wanna start a scene. Catfights, insult-off, argument with a teacher, you name it. Don't tell anyone I said this, but she scares me." I checked her out, and she looked tough for a girl always spraying her hair. Her black eyes were intimidating, and she had an evil glint in her eyes. I think I'll steer clear of her as well!

"And last but least of all, Justin. He's the hawaiian hunk every girl has fallen for as well. But, like Alejandro, he used them to make Anne-Maria jealous. And let me tell you, it worked like a charm. I mean, look at them now!" I did, and I almost puked. They were making out, but he almost had her top off, and she almost had his pants unzipped! It's like they thought this was private.

"And that's the populars! If you don't get on their bad side, then you'll have a happy life here!" Trent said, finishing his expose on them. "Well, they sound pleasant. I would LOVE to have them as my best friends." Trent laughed, then paled a little. "Oh shoot, Heather's coming over here. We gotta go!" But it was too late. She was already here to spread her reign of evil.

"Hey Trent! Whos' your new friend?" Heather asked him, staring me down like I was a piece of rotting meat. "Her name's Gwen, and I was just showing her around. In fact, we're leaving now. Come on." He tried to lead me away, but Heather got to me first. "Oh Trent, you never learn, do you?" She then bookchecked me...in front of everyone! I heard so much laughing, I thought I was gonna curl up in a ball and die.

"This is a warning bitch!" Heather yelled. She then leaned in close and whispered, "Stay away from my ex." She then sauntered off, back to her groupies, where she hi-fived Lindsey, Anne-Maria, Justin, Tyler, and started making out with Alejandro again. Wait...did she just say...ex?

"Come on Gwen, I gotta get you to first period." Trent the dragged me away, when all I really wanted to do was run. Run away from here, from high school, from Heather, from life itself.

Ok, this is extra long! Hope it's not too confusing! Tell me what I can do to improve the story!

Gwen: You can start by NOT pubically humiliating me!

Me: Sorry, had to happen!

Duncan: It kinds did.

Gwen: *Glares daggers at Duncan*

Duncan: Oh sh**!

Me: REVIEW! :)