Chapter Four ~Let go of the sword before anyone gets hurt!~
I know it's been a while, but here I am with more annoying, useless reading for you.
*Disclaimer* I do disclaim...or claim...that DISCLAIMERS SUCK! ^-^ I mean, if you actually
/owned/ any of the stuff you wrote about, you wouldn't BE writing about it! You would be
making it into a game, or another game, or indorsing products, or swimming in money!
Ah hell, who has time for writing when you have money!!! so HA.
Ahem...did you notice that the little things I put around the "Cuts to something or other"
change like every chapter? *blinks* odd...
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*Starts with Tio, Roan, and Mareg walking back to the hotel from Wendy's*
Tio: "Mareg, you do not still feel like eating Skye, do you?"
Mareg: "Feel like eating Skye I do not. And closed Mcdonalds was."
Roan: "It was /not/ closed!"
Mareg: "Then insist on going to Wendys you did why?"
Tio: "...Oh look we are at the hotel!"
Roan: "The hotel? Ho...tel...Oh! I'll um...be back later!"
Tio: "Roan, where are you go--"
Mareg: "Worry about him do not; for snakes do not eat wood."
Tio: "What?"
Mareg: "Um. I must unravel the mystery of the common shoe!"(Walks off)
Tio: "What?! Why does he always talk like that!"
Tio sighs and then walks into the hotel
*Cuts to Ryudo and Elena*
Elena: "It's time to get up. We need to go shopping!"
Ryudo: "Shopping??"
Elena: "Yes. Shopping!"
Ryudo: "For /what/?"
Elena looks at the list
Elena: "Shoes, wires, chapstick, toilet paper, candles, shaving cream, shampoo, asparagus,
cerial, clothes, dog food, mugs, push-lights, magazines, bananas, strawberry cake, rum and
vanilla extract, hawaiian bread, smart lean, Cheerios, Toaster Strudels, chairs, towels,
shelves, Advil, Sunchips, cold drops, picture frames, markers, baked beans, dry pasta, yogurt,
cat litter, pens and pencils, a calender, oranges, tapes, a cd, band-aids, tic-tacs, Mentos (the
fresh maker), distilled water, Crystal Light, waffles, brocolli, rice, tooth paste, soap, chicken,
bagels, Froot Loops, note paper, eggs, milk, cream cheese, butter--"
Ryudo: "Ok ok! I didn't mean it literly!"
Elena: "Well..."
Ryudo: "Let's just find the others so we can go to the damn mall, ok?"
Elena: "Ok..."
*Cuts to the mall with everyone tied together so no one can leave*
Roan: "I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME!! HO...ME...OH! I HAVE TO GOOO!!"
Tio: "Please, Roan, stop yelling!"
Mareg: "You can not make a waffle out of a single piece of grain."
Roan/Tio/Ryudo/Elena: "What?"
Tio: "I think he means we should all stick together!"
*Jeopardy! Music *Ding ding ding ding!* Tio, you got it right!*
Host: "Johnny, show her what she's won!!!"
Johnny: Tio, you have won this /wonderful/ old-fashioned scooter!!!"
Tio: "Oh boy!!!"
Host: "Tio, now that you've won, now what are you going to do!!!"
Tio: "I'm going to go to...Disney World!!!"
Host: "Excellent plan, Tio!!!"
Johnny: "Too...many...exclamation points...must...kill...ki...kill..."
Johnny dies from too many exclamation points
Host: "Wow!!! Look!!! Johnny /died/!!!"
Tio: "Oh no!!!"
Host: "Well are you going to Disney World or not, Tio!!!!!!"
Tio: "DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!"
Tio and the Host fly to Disney World in Florida
*Cuts to everyone else standing there confused, except for Mareg*
Elena: "Wow. Well, we better get shopping! We have all day!"
Ryudo: "DAMNIT! Why does /she/ get to go to Disney World! It's not fair!"
Elena: "Tio figured out one of Mareg's phrase things."
Ryudo: "Oh. That /is/ next to impossible...but it's /still/ no fair!"
Roan: "I wanna go hooooooome! Ho...me...!"
*Cuts to Ryudo, Roan, Elena, and Mareg in the grocery isle*
Elena picks up a cantelope and examines it
Elena: "$3.79 for a cantelope? Is it worth it?"
Mareg: "A balloon is only worth the air inside it."
Ryudo/Roan: "What?"
Elena pulls a can of dog food out of the cart
Elena: "Wow. $2.43 for a can of /dog food/?"
Mareg: "A mutt is only worth the price of its collar."
Elena: "Hey, that kind of makes sense..."
Mareg: "Make sense it does? Oh no!"
Mareg: "Never do your duty on a donkey!!!" (Walks off)
Elena shrugs
Roan looks around
Ryudo: "Whats up, Roan?"
Roan: "W-Where is Miss Millenia?"
Elena: "She's still in her hotel room."
Roan: "Are you...sure?" *Shifty eyes*
Ryudo: "I didn't see her."
*Cuts to Millenia's hotel room*
Millenia sits up in bed and stretches
Millenia: "That was nice...Hey, where'd that dumb turkey go?"
Millenia gets up and walks to the balcony, peering over it
Skye swoops down, knocking her over
Millenia falls to the ground, luckily she was on the second floor
Millenia growls: "I'LL GET YOU TURKEY!"
Skye laughs: "Good luck!"
Skye flies off into a tree
Millenia sighs, stands up, and looks at herself
Millenia: "Man, I've got to go shopping! I /hate/ shopping!! But I /have/ to."
Millenia uses her totally cool wing-like things to fly to the store, crashes into a tree.
Gets back up and flies to the store.
*Cuts to Ryudo, Elena, and Roan at the mall, walking around in the mall*
Elena: "Ok, Roan, Ryudo, I need you two to help me."
Ryudo/Roan: "What?"
Elena: "This bag of bird seed is too big for me to lift. You two put it in the cart."
Ryudo: "Bird seed wasn't on the list!"
Elena writes 'bird seed' on the grocery list
Elena: "It is now."
Ryudo/Roan facepault, and get back up, sighing
Roan: "Would not it be easier if Mareg lifted it?"
Ryudo: "Mareg isn't here, remember, dumbass?"
Roan: "Oh...Please, restrain from useing that word to refer to me."
Ryudo, raising his sword threateningly: "I'll call ya what ever the hell I want to!"
Roan cowers in the corner: "Ok ok ok ok c-call me wha-whatever you w-want to, Mr. Ryudo!"
Millenia, standing by Elena and watching the whole time, growls: "Would you both stop FIGHTING
and lift this God damn bag?!"
Ryudo and Roan immediately snap to attention: "Y-yes Miss Millenia!"
Elena: "...You really must tell me how you do that."
Millenia: "Eh, it's a secret."
Elena: "Um, Ok...Millenia would you mind, um, helping me shop for...uh...something?"
Millenia: "..."
Elena: "..."
Millenia: "You mean..."
Elena looks down like it's a shameful thing: "Y-yes."
Millenia: "Sure, I'll help you shop for some rice. I know it can be hard to pick out which kind
some times..."
Elena: "Thank you /so/ much, Miss Millenia!"
Millenia and Elena go to shop for rice. What did you /think/ they were talking about! ¬.¬
Ryudo looks at Roan, and they both think about running off since the girls were leaving for a while
Millenia turns around and snaps at them: "GET MOVING!"
Roan and Ryudo immediately try to pick up the three-hundred pound bag of bird seed
Ryudo: "Errgh...Who the hell...made these things...so damn heavy?!"
Roan: "*Pant*...Would not it...be easier...if you put...down your sword...*pant*"
Ryudo almost drops the bird seed on Roan
Ryudo: "NEVER!"
Roan: "Put...down the sword!"
Ryudo pushes the bird seed on Roan, whom struggles to keep it in the air
Roan: "Do not make me get...WWF...on you...!"
Ryudo: "I'd like to see you try, shrimpo!"
Roan (still holding the 300 lb bag of bird seed) tries vainly to charge at Ryudo, moving about 0.0000000013 mph
Roan: "I...*pant* am coming...and...you will...be sorry! *pant*"
Ryudo thrusts his sword into the immense bag of bird seed, making it spill over Roan
Roan: "ACK!"
Ryudo: "HA! Just /try/ to take it away!"
Roan, buried in bird seed, and almost drowning, spits: "Help meeeeeeeee!"
Roan summons his little hooker/striper people, and the girls help him out of the bird seed.
Roan, now in a spiffy pimp costume, complete with pimp cane, advances on Ryudo with his 'girls'
following him
Roan: "You are dismissed, Yolanda, Sarah, Akane, Ann, Harriet!"
Roan's 'girls' scatter
Ryudo: "What the hell?!"
Roan: "HA! I bet the thought that I was a pimp in my spare time never /once/ crossed your petty mind!"
Ryudo: "Um, actually..."
Roan slaps his pimp cane on the store floor: "ENOUGH!"
Ryudo: "Eeeep!"
Roan points the pimp cane at him and shouts: "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE ROASTER!"
Ryudo starts to back up
Ryudo: "Wait a God damn second...I'm not afraid of a half-ass pimp like /you/!
Roan: "FEAR THE ROASTER!"
Ryudo: "Roaster?"
Roan: "ROASTER!!"
Ryudo, more skeptically: "/Roaster?!"
Roan: "ROOOOOOOOOOASTER!!!"
Ryudo: "Shut /up/!"
Roan: "Render your sword to me, Ryudo!"
Ryudo looks the sword over, realizing that he like /never/ is seen without it
Ryudo: "I /never/ let go of my sword! And YOU aren't gonna get it, either!"
Roan: "Hold up. If you '/never/' let go of the sword, what was it like when you slept with Elena..."
Ryudo: "..."
Roan: "..."
Ryudo: "Well, of /course/ I let go of the sword when I...did /that/!"
Roan: "Yeah, right!"
Ryudo: "Grrr..."
Roan: "Well, if you DID, how do you know that Elena did not switch your sword...with an IMPOSTER!"
Ryudo gasps: "SHE WOULD NEVER!"
Roan: "OR WOULD SHE!"
Ryudo: "Well, there's only one way to find out if this is really my sword!"
Roan: "Oh yeah? What would /that/ be?"
Ryudo points the sword at Roan: "Just gotta stab someone!"
Roan: "Eep."
Elena and Millenia come back from the exhausting task of choosing rice
Elena: "Oh dear! What on Granas' green earth are you DOING?!"
Ryudo: "Elena!!"
Millenia: "Step off the kid, Ryudo!"
Roan: "Millenia!! Double eep!!"
Elena: "What is going on?"
Ryudo: "Uh Uh! Elena!!! Roansaidthatyouswitchedmyswordwithafakesword!animposter!!Iknewitwasn't
true!Idid!Idid!ButheinsistedthatyouswitchedthemandIuhknewyoudidn't!Pleasepleasepleaseeeeeeeeeeforgive
me!Iwouldneverdoanythingtoharmthatdipshi-er-litlekid!!"
Elena: "Ryudo, calm down!"
Ryudo: "Yesma'am!!!"
Millenia: "Roan, you dunce, what did you do?"
Roan: "I only tried to get him to put his sword down!"
Elena: "Why?"
Roan: "I thought it would make lifting the...um..,~
...the bag of bird seed easier!
Millenia: "Well, it sure doesn't look like it did..."
Roan: "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CONFESS!!"
Elena: "Roan, calm down!"
*Cuts to Tio, at Disney World*
Host: "So, Tio, are you enjoying your trip to Disney World!!!!"
Tio: "Um, yes...you, um, did not /really/ have to come...did you?"
Host: "Oh Tio, please be nice! I don't get out often, and anyways, this is my years' vacation!!!!"
Tio thinks: Oh great, here I am with a lunatic...wait, he is not a lunatic...he is just a sad
television show host...oh /great/ here I am at Disney World with a television host who is following me
around--
Host: "Tio!!! Would YOU like to go to dinner with ME after this ride on the tea cups!!!!"
Tio: "Not particuarly..."
Host starts crying
Tio thinks: I am at Disney World with a desparete television host...whom probably has not gotten 'laid'
in years...What should I do...!
Host puts his arm around Tio
Tio slaps him with her purse, jumps up, and jumps off the ride
conductor dude: "KEEP ALL HANDS AND FEET AND BODIES INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES!!!!"
Tio: "Get away from me!"
Host: *Sniff*
*Cuts back to Roan, Millenia, Ryudo, and Elena*
Millenia: "Roan, you do have a point--"
Roan: "I do?! Miss Millenia, I have a point?!!"
Millenia hits him
Roan: "Harder!"
Ryudo: "..."
Millenia: "What I mean is, I've /never/ seen Ryudo without his sword."
Elena: "I have."
Roan: "...Shut up."
Elena: "Sorry..."
Millenia: "And you have every right to--"
Millenia stops in mid-sentance and pounces on Ryudo, trying to get the sword away from him
Ryudo: "ACK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
Ryudo grabs a bottle of "Off" from the shelf and sprays it at Millenia
Millenia: "IT BURNS! IT BUUUUURNS!!"
Elena: "Ryudo! Stop that at once!"
Ryudo runs around frantically: "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!"
Roan: "Go Miss Millenia!"
Mareg pops out of the mountain of birdseed: "A push pin has no need for Band-aids!" (walks off again)
Elena: "What was /that/ about?"
Roan: "I...do not know..."
Millenia: "LET...GO...OF...THE...SWORD!"
Ryudo: "...NEVER!..."
Millenia: "LET GO!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!!"
Millenia: "YES!!"
Ryudo falls forward, pinning Millenia
Ryudo: "Don't make me stab you!"
Millenia: "GRRR...Don't make me open a can of whoop-ass on you!"
Ryudo: "Eep."
Millenia pushes him off
Ryudo gets up and runs
Roan and Millenia chase after him: "LET GO OF THE SWORD!"
Elena watches after them, quietly
Elena sighs: "hmm..."
Elena: "I still must buy Froot Loops for Ryudo. I know he gets mad when he does not have any."
Elena hurries off in the direction of the cerial isle
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End of Fourth Chapter...
Ryudo eats FROOT LOOPS?! IS Roan a pimp?! WHERE is Ryudo headed for?! WHO is going to clean up
all that birdseed?! WHY is rice so hard to choose from?! WHY does Mareg have odd sayings that
no one understands...and WHERE does he get them?!
All answered in the next chapter...well...if there is another...and if I can find the answers...
hell, why would I be asking questions if I knew them!
I know it's been a while, but here I am with more annoying, useless reading for you.
*Disclaimer* I do disclaim...or claim...that DISCLAIMERS SUCK! ^-^ I mean, if you actually
/owned/ any of the stuff you wrote about, you wouldn't BE writing about it! You would be
making it into a game, or another game, or indorsing products, or swimming in money!
Ah hell, who has time for writing when you have money!!! so HA.
Ahem...did you notice that the little things I put around the "Cuts to something or other"
change like every chapter? *blinks* odd...
**********************************************************************
*Starts with Tio, Roan, and Mareg walking back to the hotel from Wendy's*
Tio: "Mareg, you do not still feel like eating Skye, do you?"
Mareg: "Feel like eating Skye I do not. And closed Mcdonalds was."
Roan: "It was /not/ closed!"
Mareg: "Then insist on going to Wendys you did why?"
Tio: "...Oh look we are at the hotel!"
Roan: "The hotel? Ho...tel...Oh! I'll um...be back later!"
Tio: "Roan, where are you go--"
Mareg: "Worry about him do not; for snakes do not eat wood."
Tio: "What?"
Mareg: "Um. I must unravel the mystery of the common shoe!"(Walks off)
Tio: "What?! Why does he always talk like that!"
Tio sighs and then walks into the hotel
*Cuts to Ryudo and Elena*
Elena: "It's time to get up. We need to go shopping!"
Ryudo: "Shopping??"
Elena: "Yes. Shopping!"
Ryudo: "For /what/?"
Elena looks at the list
Elena: "Shoes, wires, chapstick, toilet paper, candles, shaving cream, shampoo, asparagus,
cerial, clothes, dog food, mugs, push-lights, magazines, bananas, strawberry cake, rum and
vanilla extract, hawaiian bread, smart lean, Cheerios, Toaster Strudels, chairs, towels,
shelves, Advil, Sunchips, cold drops, picture frames, markers, baked beans, dry pasta, yogurt,
cat litter, pens and pencils, a calender, oranges, tapes, a cd, band-aids, tic-tacs, Mentos (the
fresh maker), distilled water, Crystal Light, waffles, brocolli, rice, tooth paste, soap, chicken,
bagels, Froot Loops, note paper, eggs, milk, cream cheese, butter--"
Ryudo: "Ok ok! I didn't mean it literly!"
Elena: "Well..."
Ryudo: "Let's just find the others so we can go to the damn mall, ok?"
Elena: "Ok..."
*Cuts to the mall with everyone tied together so no one can leave*
Roan: "I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME!! HO...ME...OH! I HAVE TO GOOO!!"
Tio: "Please, Roan, stop yelling!"
Mareg: "You can not make a waffle out of a single piece of grain."
Roan/Tio/Ryudo/Elena: "What?"
Tio: "I think he means we should all stick together!"
*Jeopardy! Music *Ding ding ding ding!* Tio, you got it right!*
Host: "Johnny, show her what she's won!!!"
Johnny: Tio, you have won this /wonderful/ old-fashioned scooter!!!"
Tio: "Oh boy!!!"
Host: "Tio, now that you've won, now what are you going to do!!!"
Tio: "I'm going to go to...Disney World!!!"
Host: "Excellent plan, Tio!!!"
Johnny: "Too...many...exclamation points...must...kill...ki...kill..."
Johnny dies from too many exclamation points
Host: "Wow!!! Look!!! Johnny /died/!!!"
Tio: "Oh no!!!"
Host: "Well are you going to Disney World or not, Tio!!!!!!"
Tio: "DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!"
Tio and the Host fly to Disney World in Florida
*Cuts to everyone else standing there confused, except for Mareg*
Elena: "Wow. Well, we better get shopping! We have all day!"
Ryudo: "DAMNIT! Why does /she/ get to go to Disney World! It's not fair!"
Elena: "Tio figured out one of Mareg's phrase things."
Ryudo: "Oh. That /is/ next to impossible...but it's /still/ no fair!"
Roan: "I wanna go hooooooome! Ho...me...!"
*Cuts to Ryudo, Roan, Elena, and Mareg in the grocery isle*
Elena picks up a cantelope and examines it
Elena: "$3.79 for a cantelope? Is it worth it?"
Mareg: "A balloon is only worth the air inside it."
Ryudo/Roan: "What?"
Elena pulls a can of dog food out of the cart
Elena: "Wow. $2.43 for a can of /dog food/?"
Mareg: "A mutt is only worth the price of its collar."
Elena: "Hey, that kind of makes sense..."
Mareg: "Make sense it does? Oh no!"
Mareg: "Never do your duty on a donkey!!!" (Walks off)
Elena shrugs
Roan looks around
Ryudo: "Whats up, Roan?"
Roan: "W-Where is Miss Millenia?"
Elena: "She's still in her hotel room."
Roan: "Are you...sure?" *Shifty eyes*
Ryudo: "I didn't see her."
*Cuts to Millenia's hotel room*
Millenia sits up in bed and stretches
Millenia: "That was nice...Hey, where'd that dumb turkey go?"
Millenia gets up and walks to the balcony, peering over it
Skye swoops down, knocking her over
Millenia falls to the ground, luckily she was on the second floor
Millenia growls: "I'LL GET YOU TURKEY!"
Skye laughs: "Good luck!"
Skye flies off into a tree
Millenia sighs, stands up, and looks at herself
Millenia: "Man, I've got to go shopping! I /hate/ shopping!! But I /have/ to."
Millenia uses her totally cool wing-like things to fly to the store, crashes into a tree.
Gets back up and flies to the store.
*Cuts to Ryudo, Elena, and Roan at the mall, walking around in the mall*
Elena: "Ok, Roan, Ryudo, I need you two to help me."
Ryudo/Roan: "What?"
Elena: "This bag of bird seed is too big for me to lift. You two put it in the cart."
Ryudo: "Bird seed wasn't on the list!"
Elena writes 'bird seed' on the grocery list
Elena: "It is now."
Ryudo/Roan facepault, and get back up, sighing
Roan: "Would not it be easier if Mareg lifted it?"
Ryudo: "Mareg isn't here, remember, dumbass?"
Roan: "Oh...Please, restrain from useing that word to refer to me."
Ryudo, raising his sword threateningly: "I'll call ya what ever the hell I want to!"
Roan cowers in the corner: "Ok ok ok ok c-call me wha-whatever you w-want to, Mr. Ryudo!"
Millenia, standing by Elena and watching the whole time, growls: "Would you both stop FIGHTING
and lift this God damn bag?!"
Ryudo and Roan immediately snap to attention: "Y-yes Miss Millenia!"
Elena: "...You really must tell me how you do that."
Millenia: "Eh, it's a secret."
Elena: "Um, Ok...Millenia would you mind, um, helping me shop for...uh...something?"
Millenia: "..."
Elena: "..."
Millenia: "You mean..."
Elena looks down like it's a shameful thing: "Y-yes."
Millenia: "Sure, I'll help you shop for some rice. I know it can be hard to pick out which kind
some times..."
Elena: "Thank you /so/ much, Miss Millenia!"
Millenia and Elena go to shop for rice. What did you /think/ they were talking about! ¬.¬
Ryudo looks at Roan, and they both think about running off since the girls were leaving for a while
Millenia turns around and snaps at them: "GET MOVING!"
Roan and Ryudo immediately try to pick up the three-hundred pound bag of bird seed
Ryudo: "Errgh...Who the hell...made these things...so damn heavy?!"
Roan: "*Pant*...Would not it...be easier...if you put...down your sword...*pant*"
Ryudo almost drops the bird seed on Roan
Ryudo: "NEVER!"
Roan: "Put...down the sword!"
Ryudo pushes the bird seed on Roan, whom struggles to keep it in the air
Roan: "Do not make me get...WWF...on you...!"
Ryudo: "I'd like to see you try, shrimpo!"
Roan (still holding the 300 lb bag of bird seed) tries vainly to charge at Ryudo, moving about 0.0000000013 mph
Roan: "I...*pant* am coming...and...you will...be sorry! *pant*"
Ryudo thrusts his sword into the immense bag of bird seed, making it spill over Roan
Roan: "ACK!"
Ryudo: "HA! Just /try/ to take it away!"
Roan, buried in bird seed, and almost drowning, spits: "Help meeeeeeeee!"
Roan summons his little hooker/striper people, and the girls help him out of the bird seed.
Roan, now in a spiffy pimp costume, complete with pimp cane, advances on Ryudo with his 'girls'
following him
Roan: "You are dismissed, Yolanda, Sarah, Akane, Ann, Harriet!"
Roan's 'girls' scatter
Ryudo: "What the hell?!"
Roan: "HA! I bet the thought that I was a pimp in my spare time never /once/ crossed your petty mind!"
Ryudo: "Um, actually..."
Roan slaps his pimp cane on the store floor: "ENOUGH!"
Ryudo: "Eeeep!"
Roan points the pimp cane at him and shouts: "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE ROASTER!"
Ryudo starts to back up
Ryudo: "Wait a God damn second...I'm not afraid of a half-ass pimp like /you/!
Roan: "FEAR THE ROASTER!"
Ryudo: "Roaster?"
Roan: "ROASTER!!"
Ryudo, more skeptically: "/Roaster?!"
Roan: "ROOOOOOOOOOASTER!!!"
Ryudo: "Shut /up/!"
Roan: "Render your sword to me, Ryudo!"
Ryudo looks the sword over, realizing that he like /never/ is seen without it
Ryudo: "I /never/ let go of my sword! And YOU aren't gonna get it, either!"
Roan: "Hold up. If you '/never/' let go of the sword, what was it like when you slept with Elena..."
Ryudo: "..."
Roan: "..."
Ryudo: "Well, of /course/ I let go of the sword when I...did /that/!"
Roan: "Yeah, right!"
Ryudo: "Grrr..."
Roan: "Well, if you DID, how do you know that Elena did not switch your sword...with an IMPOSTER!"
Ryudo gasps: "SHE WOULD NEVER!"
Roan: "OR WOULD SHE!"
Ryudo: "Well, there's only one way to find out if this is really my sword!"
Roan: "Oh yeah? What would /that/ be?"
Ryudo points the sword at Roan: "Just gotta stab someone!"
Roan: "Eep."
Elena and Millenia come back from the exhausting task of choosing rice
Elena: "Oh dear! What on Granas' green earth are you DOING?!"
Ryudo: "Elena!!"
Millenia: "Step off the kid, Ryudo!"
Roan: "Millenia!! Double eep!!"
Elena: "What is going on?"
Ryudo: "Uh Uh! Elena!!! Roansaidthatyouswitchedmyswordwithafakesword!animposter!!Iknewitwasn't
true!Idid!Idid!ButheinsistedthatyouswitchedthemandIuhknewyoudidn't!Pleasepleasepleaseeeeeeeeeeforgive
me!Iwouldneverdoanythingtoharmthatdipshi-er-litlekid!!"
Elena: "Ryudo, calm down!"
Ryudo: "Yesma'am!!!"
Millenia: "Roan, you dunce, what did you do?"
Roan: "I only tried to get him to put his sword down!"
Elena: "Why?"
Roan: "I thought it would make lifting the...um..,~
...the bag of bird seed easier!
Millenia: "Well, it sure doesn't look like it did..."
Roan: "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CONFESS!!"
Elena: "Roan, calm down!"
*Cuts to Tio, at Disney World*
Host: "So, Tio, are you enjoying your trip to Disney World!!!!"
Tio: "Um, yes...you, um, did not /really/ have to come...did you?"
Host: "Oh Tio, please be nice! I don't get out often, and anyways, this is my years' vacation!!!!"
Tio thinks: Oh great, here I am with a lunatic...wait, he is not a lunatic...he is just a sad
television show host...oh /great/ here I am at Disney World with a television host who is following me
around--
Host: "Tio!!! Would YOU like to go to dinner with ME after this ride on the tea cups!!!!"
Tio: "Not particuarly..."
Host starts crying
Tio thinks: I am at Disney World with a desparete television host...whom probably has not gotten 'laid'
in years...What should I do...!
Host puts his arm around Tio
Tio slaps him with her purse, jumps up, and jumps off the ride
conductor dude: "KEEP ALL HANDS AND FEET AND BODIES INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES!!!!"
Tio: "Get away from me!"
Host: *Sniff*
*Cuts back to Roan, Millenia, Ryudo, and Elena*
Millenia: "Roan, you do have a point--"
Roan: "I do?! Miss Millenia, I have a point?!!"
Millenia hits him
Roan: "Harder!"
Ryudo: "..."
Millenia: "What I mean is, I've /never/ seen Ryudo without his sword."
Elena: "I have."
Roan: "...Shut up."
Elena: "Sorry..."
Millenia: "And you have every right to--"
Millenia stops in mid-sentance and pounces on Ryudo, trying to get the sword away from him
Ryudo: "ACK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
Ryudo grabs a bottle of "Off" from the shelf and sprays it at Millenia
Millenia: "IT BURNS! IT BUUUUURNS!!"
Elena: "Ryudo! Stop that at once!"
Ryudo runs around frantically: "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!"
Roan: "Go Miss Millenia!"
Mareg pops out of the mountain of birdseed: "A push pin has no need for Band-aids!" (walks off again)
Elena: "What was /that/ about?"
Roan: "I...do not know..."
Millenia: "LET...GO...OF...THE...SWORD!"
Ryudo: "...NEVER!..."
Millenia: "LET GO!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!"
Millenia: "YES!"
Ryudo: "NO!!"
Millenia: "YES!!"
Ryudo falls forward, pinning Millenia
Ryudo: "Don't make me stab you!"
Millenia: "GRRR...Don't make me open a can of whoop-ass on you!"
Ryudo: "Eep."
Millenia pushes him off
Ryudo gets up and runs
Roan and Millenia chase after him: "LET GO OF THE SWORD!"
Elena watches after them, quietly
Elena sighs: "hmm..."
Elena: "I still must buy Froot Loops for Ryudo. I know he gets mad when he does not have any."
Elena hurries off in the direction of the cerial isle
***
End of Fourth Chapter...
Ryudo eats FROOT LOOPS?! IS Roan a pimp?! WHERE is Ryudo headed for?! WHO is going to clean up
all that birdseed?! WHY is rice so hard to choose from?! WHY does Mareg have odd sayings that
no one understands...and WHERE does he get them?!
All answered in the next chapter...well...if there is another...and if I can find the answers...
hell, why would I be asking questions if I knew them!