NERDgeekSUPERFREAK(NgSF):Kagome! Where's InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kirara, Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Naraku, and the rest of those evil assholes!
Kagome:How the fuck am I supossed to know! I am only your charecter who you are by the way sending very quickly to the nearest nuthouse with a designer straight-jacket!
NgSF: Continue bitching and you'll end up Naraku's fuck puppet!
Kagome: bows at the authors feet begging nonstop PLEASE anything but that!PLEASE I have enough people trying to constently rape me I dont need another!
NgSF: I'm scared I didnt write that she just did that! What the-TIFFANY GRACE-LESS! YOU BITCH COME-HITHER!NOW!
Enter Tiffany...this might not be somthing many people will be able to follow...
Tiffany:You bitched, your royal bitchy-ness.
NgSF:Yes you've been making Kagome do thinks again havent you?
Tiff:Might wanna check with Miroku, InuYasha, Sesshomaru, or Naraku...
NgSF:Shut up you and I are the only two with power over these charecters soo fess up what else have you made her...THEM...do?
Tiff:Hehehe you will find out love you will find out! Oh and do not forget that now I own your ass, piss me off and you wont even be able to mutter a small plea for mercy...Understood?
NgSF: GULP Yeeessssss...trys to hide from her hand
Tiff:extends hand and pats the shaking author on the head Haha good little slave...Shows choise weapons to kill you with
Pick bitch which do you think you would rather die by...Gun...knife...bomb...hammer...chainsaw...or spoon?
NgSF: Gun quick but messy...knife slow and messy...bomb hard to cover up...hammer sounds messy and interesting plus you could whack yourself...chainsaw very messy and hard to hide from neighbors...spoon lots easier slow painfull and you can scoop the blood and guts up and shovel them into a bucket and pour it into the neighbors yard and dump whats left of my body there too and easier to get their fingerprints on than anything else...hehehehehehehehehehehe...
Tiff:Many wonderful points ...when I wish you dead you will die in the neighbors yard with 1gunshot to the stomach a knife slash from your collar bone to bellybutton 2smacks with a hammer to the collar bone chainsaw both legs and both arms off spoon your insides outside and once your insides are completly outside i'll bomb the neighbors house and all evidance! Laughs evilly
Exit Tiffany...she is still plotting against our beloved author...
Kagome: Looks like were in for a world of shit...
NgSF:mutters words not of any known language ever written or spoken since the begining of time ...faints
Kagome: Soo ...R&R (read and review come on if you dont know this than you have more issues than our beloved author and her psyco bestfriend/owner...and thats just completely pathetic!)
WARNING...WARNING ...If you see a beautiful girl walking down the street barking orders at a rag-doll look alike on a leash wearing a pillow case use exterme caution...scrach that shit GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS OUTTA THERE AND HEAD FOR THE HILL AND DONT LOOK BACK EVER!