"Ummm Naruto-kun? Are you all right?" Hinata asked the fuming blonde sitting in the corner of his bedroom.

"What do you fucking think? Of course I'm not. I'm fucking pregnant. Damn the author has a sadistic sense of humor." Naruto said his scowl growing –if possible– deeper.

"Thank you for the compliment Naruto but you're not supposed to make references to the author," Mitsuki said. "and now, to prove just how much of a sadistic bitch I am, I shall make the reason you are so sad that Sasuke has been assigned a two month long mission. Mwaahaaahaaahaaaa!"

Mitsuki begins to type something.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! My Sasuke-kun, he has left on a mission and left me all alone to die." Naruto said standing dramatically. "You know you could make me sound a lot less girly and shakespearey. Jeez! You really are heartless aren't you?"

"Yes I am. My heart is the color of the ink in this story. Now please stick to the script or I will let Sasuke die on his mission." Mitsuki said frowning at Naruto.

"You wouldn't dare."

"Oh yeah, just watch me."

"You touch my Sasuke-kun and I'll tell Masashi Kishimoto that you stole Gaara-kun."

"You better not or…or…or…I'll make them take the ramen shop out of the series. And don't think I won't because I will. I have the power."

"You…you…grrrr."

Naruto jumped on Mitsuki and punched her in her face. Mitsuki grabbed Naruto's hair and yanked it pretty hard. Then they started rolling around with smoke coming up all around them and pieces of cloth and shoes flying everywhere. Hinata and Meiki(1) just sat there watching the fight with popcorn and M&Ms.

"Should we stop them?" Hinata asked never looking away from the fight.

"Nah, it's a good fight, plus she really didn't have anything to write for this chapter so this works out just fine. Besides do you want to get into the middle of that?" Meiki said turning to smile at Hinata.

"Hmm…good point. I guess we'll just have to watch."

4 Hours Later

"Ok! This is just getting ridiculous! Shut the fuck up both of you and quit fighting! Me and Hinata-chan have had enough!" Meiki shouted standing up and pulling the Mitsuki and Naruto apart.

"Yeah you guys really are annoying." Hinata said rolling her eyes.

"You know I liked you better when you were shy Hinata-chan," Naruto said turning his head away and pouting like a five year old who had just lost a fight.

"Yeah me too. Hey how about we do something about that." Mituski said grinning evilly.

Mituski began to type once again.

"Ummm…N…Naruto-kun. C…c…could you…um…please…tell…M…m…Mitsuki-chan…t…t…to please stop…doing…that…a…a…and change…m…me back…p…please?" Hinata said pushing her thumbs together like always.

"You promise you won't bug us again?" Mituski asked looking at Hinata suspiciously.

"Y…Y…Yes Mitsuki-chan," Hinata said bowing.

"Ok, I'll do it."

Mitsuki typed once again.

"Yes! I like being bold!" Hinata said pumping her fist in the air.

"Yes yes that's all fine and dandy but shouldn't we get on with the story before…" Meiki turned around as she heard the front door open.

"Before what, Meiki-chan?" Sasuke said standing in the bedroom doorway smirking.

"Sasuke-koi! You're back! Mitsuki-chan and Meiki-chan were being mean to me." Naruto said pouting and trying to wiggle free of Meiki's grasp.

"Is that true Suki-chan?" Sasuke said, a big vein popping in his head.

"Uhh…uhh…well you see…um…Naruto…well…" Mitsuki stuttered.

"You see Sasuke, Naruto made a reference to the authors, which would be Mitsuki and Meiki, and they came to set him straight. Only he and Mitsuki got into a four hour long fight and Meiki tried to break it up. So really it's all Naruto-kun's fault." Hinata said matter-of-factly. Sasuke gaped at her. That was the most he'd ever heard her speak.

"You know Hinata, I really liked you better when you were shy." Naruto said pouting again.

"I'm only telling the truth." Hinata said shrugging.

"Well, I think that it's time to say goodbye. Mitsuki, Meiki, let me show you to the door." Sasuke said through gritted teeth. He picked Mitsuki and Meiki by the back of their shirts and tossed them out of the door and into the front yard.

"Owww. Dammit Uchiha. I will get you," Meiki said shaking a fist at Sasuke's smirking form.

Meiki began to type.

Suddenly Sasuke paled and began to have a seizure and foam at the mouth. Then he fainted. After that Mitsuki and Meiki left, never to be seen again.

Suki-chan: So Meiki what exactly did you do to Sasuke to make him react like that.

Meiki-chan: Huh, oh I just showed him pictures of Kakashi and Itachi naked to make him pale, have a seizure, and foam at the mouth. Then I threatened to make Naruto with hold sex from him until the baby was born. That's why he fainted.

Suki-chan: So that's why he fainted.

Naruto: Don't you think that was kind of harsh. Sasuke hasn't come out of the bathroom for a week now.

Sasuke:O.o Too many pictures... brain melting...o.O

Naruto:Please make him come out. I haven't gotten laid in a week and I'm horny. I can't even use my hand because Sasuke's in the bathroom.

Suki-chan:Don't worry he'll be fine in another week. Don't worry. Now onto the poll results.

Meiki-chan: Here are the results

Girl - 7
Boy- 1
Twin Girls - 2
Twin Boys - 2
Boy & Girl Twins - 3

Suki-chan: Come on peeps what kind of pathetic results are these. Only two more chappies to go and if i don't see some real results then i will end the chappie with the gender of the baby or babies with a cliffie and then discontinue it. So review dammit and vote too.

Meiki-chan:O.o ok well anyway please review and vote thank you (bows)

Naruto & Sasuke: Ja ne!!!