Chapter 4 Oops. . .I Did It Again
SEASON 1 EPISODE 3
Parody of Season 2 Episode 18
Jurors
-Aubrey -Lima -McCoy -Glitch -Angel
Second on the document, Britney Spears "Oops. . .I Did It Again." This video is charge under the "how did someone charge this somebody sexy into a 25 year old cougar?" The Jury will also note now a days when Britney Spears will look back at this and say oops I did it again.
Lima "Awesome. Britney Spears"
Angel "Oops. . ."
Glitch ". . .I Did It Again"
Aubrey "Im so excited! This was before she was crazy!"
VIDEO "Earth to Mars we have landing status please?"
Lima "He's in spacccccccccceee."
VIDEO "Any signs of any habitation? 'No, but. . . Woah Hoarse !"
Lima "Woah Hoarse!"
Aubrey "Who says that?"
Angel "WOAH Hoarse, you don't even know how to act!"
VIDEO "Mmm.. . yay,yay,yeah."
Lima "Mmm. . .hie,hine,hie."
McCoy "Mm. . yay,yay,yay,yay,yeah"
Lima "Mmm. . . hi,yeah,mye. Aw he HA see ha hee"
McCoy "I guess that's her mating call?"
Aubrey "The line is only mm yeah and she goes mmm ehh"
Lima "That's marshan for take to your cock-ah"
Lima "She's coming in the camel toe express"
Glitch "Oh, I saw camel toe. There's some camel toe"
Angel "Any one else watching this just for the camel toe"
Aubrey "Oops I did it again!"
VIDEO & Lima "I think I did it again."
VIDEO "I made you believe"
VIDEO & Lima "Were more than just friends."
Lima "How does she do that? I saw her. . ."
Glitch "Camel toe?"
Angel "Camel toe."
Lima "Camel toe?"
McCoy "Camel toe."
Aubrey "Marshan camel toe"
Lima "And crotch"
McCoy "Crotch"
Aubrey "Kidy"
Glitch "Vagina"
McCoy "Vagina"
Angel "Vag"
Lima "Bird"
McCoy "Va-jay-jay"
Lima "A couple of holes"
McCoy "Box"
Lima "A planet that I don't even know her from."
Video (Aubrey imitating Britney) "Cause too lose all my scenes, that its just not easy to see, oh baby baby"
Aubrey "It's like a kaleidoscope of trailer trash. . .Woooooooooo"
Lima "Houston we have a boner!"
Aubrey laughs
Lima "Yeh she is flipping around so fast, that her outfit changes."
McCoy "Revealing another innocent, yet dirty outfit underneath."
Glitch "Apparently on Mars, the law of cloths don't apply"
McCoy "Thank you, gravity of Mars"
VIDEO "All aboard!"
Aubrey "And how is he breathing with his oxygen tank? I thought we were on
Mars?"
Angel "In actual reality, removing his helmet would kill him. Uh how do I know
this? Cuz' I use to be an astronaut motherfu*bleep*"
McCoy "Evidently Britney's skank is such a hore she has enough oxygen for
two people too let them breath on Mars."
VIDEO "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute. . . isn't this"
Lima "I thought the old lady dropped it in the. . .ocean?"
Aubrey "Is he talking about the Titanic? Cause why is he giving you a moon
rock?"
McCoy "Is it a magic 8 Ball? *shakes the air* wear underwear, *shake the air*
don't do it, *shake the air* marry better. If only"
VIDEO "Just so typically me,"
Angel "How did this dance go again."
Angel & Aubrey dance to the routine of the song.
McCoy "This whole routine, with this stuff *swims in the air* this looks like
synchronize swimming."
VIDEO "Oops, you think Im in love"
Aubrey "Aww that's funny, he did the moonwalk. . .on Mars."
Lima "Wait to moonwalk on Mars you dolt"
Angel "Shouldn't you be Mars walking?"
VIDEO "I played with your heart, got lost in the game"
Glitch "Aww you know I do. I do miss the old Britney"
McCoy "Who'd you thought we earn for these days?"
Glitch "That are wild, vagina showing, whore that she's become!"
Glitch "Britney come back!"
•-•-•VERDICT•-•-•
Lima "Britney, I sentence you to a life time of flying the camel toe express. and NEVER LANDING!"
Aubrey "I give this video. . ."
McCoy "10 mowed lawns out of 10. You know what Im talking about"
Aubrey "Best floor dancing ever!"
Angel "I swore custody of Sean Preston and Jaden James to Aubrey"
Aubrey "YES!"
Angel "Just be a better parent"
Glitch "Never, ever,ever, do it again. Nobody wants to see that again"
!Done!