The Lazlo MonkeyPants Movie!
By: Bugsplee
Chapter Three: Bless You, Princess Bubbles
Narrator: Later that evening...
We see the evil Brain flying with his mini-copter away from the sleeping city of Toon Bottom.
Brain:(chuckles) Time to put Plan Zero into effect...starting at the undersea castle of King Grim.
The evil mouse flies up towards the castle window and hides behind a knight's foot. Then, a scary-looking skeletion in a king robe and crown and his scythe sat on his throne. Along with a small blue Powerpuff girl floating behind him. They were King Grim and Princess Bubbles. Double D(Ed, Edd n Eddy) plays a loud trumpet in honor of their appearance. Then, Grim bangs Edd on the head.
Edd: Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.
Then, two guards bring a small boy wearing glasses in rags and chains named Irwin.
Grim: So, you dare touch the king's scythe?
Irwin: Yeah, but- -
Grim: BUT WHAT?!
Irwin: It's my job, yo , I'm the castle's scythe polisher!
Grim: Welll, I guess I can't reap you then, 25 years in the dungeon it is.
Bubbles: Daddy! (removes Irwin's chains) You're free to go.
Irwin: Bless you, Princess Bubbles, yo.
Then, Irwin runs off.
Grim: Bubbles, I dare you defy me!
Bubbles: Then, why are you being so mean to them?
Grim: I'm the king! I enforce the laws of the sea!
Bubbles: Dad, I wished you'd try to be more loving than cruel to these toons.
Edd: That would be nice.
Grim:(bangs Edd's head) Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to me daughter alone.
All of the subjects ran away after hearing "alone".
Grim:(shows scythe) Bubbles, what is this?
Bubbles: Your...uh...scythe.
Grim: And does does it do?
Bubbles: Uh... shave your beard?
Grim: What? No. This scythe shows the power I have over the sea. Without it, I couldn't control it.(places scythe on pillow)
The Brain appears behind the scythe, chuckling evilly.
Grim: Someday, you'll inherit the scythe and- -
Bubbles: I'm gonna grow a beard?!
Grim: NO! Anyway, you can't accept the scythe until you rule how to rule with an iron fist..(hold mop) like your dad.
Bubbles: Uh, Dad. Your "scythe"...
Grim:(looks at mop) WHAT THE?!(notices that scythe is missing) Me scythe!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE ROYAL SCYTHE!
Outside, we see the Brain flying off with Grim's scythe.
Brain: I've got it! I'VE GOT IT!(laughs evilly)
As the Brain flies away, we zoom into the restaurant of "Silly Strawberry's Fruit Bar". There were plendly of little kids and bubbles and lots of ice cream. Then, a loud ringing was heard.
Goofy Clock: It's time to say "Howdy" to your favorite fruity cartoony... SIlly Strawberry!
The curtains opened, revealing a big pink and red strawberry with a large cnady cane and wearing a bow-tie.
Silly Strawberry: Howdy!
Kids: Howdy!
Silly Strawberry: It's time to sing, kiddies! Oh...I'm a Silly Strawberry!
You're a Silly Strawberry!
We're all Silly Strawberries!
Silly, Silly, Silly, Silly, YEAH!
As the Silly Strawberry and the kids cheered, we zoom in on Lazlo who was crying at the Fruit Bar.
Lazlo:(crying) Alright, get it together old boy.(stops crying) I know; I'll just stop thinking about it.
Silence.
Lazlo: Ya know, I actually feel a little better. I even forgot why I was sad at all.
Billy:(comes over) Hey, it's the new Krusty Ed 2 manager!
Lazlo:(resumes crying)
Billy: Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
Lazlo: No, Billy, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Billy: WHAT?! Why?
Lazlo: Mr. Eddy said I was just a monkey.
Billy: WHAT? That's crazy!
Lazlo: I know.
Billy: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like calling me a monkey!
Waiter: Here's your banana, sir.
Billy: Thanks.(eats banana like a monkey)
Lazlo:(sighs) I'm heading home, Billy. The celebration's off.
Billy: Are you sure.
Lazlo: I'm sure. I'm not in a Strawberry mood.(walks away)
Billy: Okay, see ya.
Waiter: And here's your banana-flavored soda.
Then, Lazlo paused after hearing "soda".
Billy: Yum.
Lazlo: Banana-flavored soda, huh? I could use one.
Billy:(puts Lazlo's back) Now, you're talkin'! Hey, waiter! We need another one!
Waiter: Here ya go.
Lazlo:(holds soda) WWWOOOOOOOOOO.
Then, the two gobble down all of their sodas. Some of the soda splashed onto the waiter.
BELCH!
Lazlo:(sighs) Boy, Billy, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
Billy: Yeah!
Lazlo:(bangs table) Waiter, two more rounds!
The waiter brought to more sodas and the boys drank it down. The waiter was wet with soda.
Lazlo: Mr. Waiter, two more, please!
The waiter brought in two more soda.
Both: WWWWWHHHOOOO!!!!
The waiter was once again wet with soda.
Lazlo: Waiter!
The waiter's clothling was yellow with banana soda.
Lazlo: Waiter!
Lazlo: Waiter!
Lazlo:(woozy) Wait-or!
Lazlo:(angry) WAITER!
Waiter:(pouring more soda) Why do I always get the nuts?
Then, Lazlo and Billy(drunk with soda) started singing on stage!
Lazlo:(drunk) Hey, everybody! This goes to my best friends in the WHOLE world! It's a ditty called "Waiter!!!!"
Then, all three fell down with a thud.
End Of Chapter Three...
Typing up Billy and Lazlo's night in the Fruit Bar were a pain to my fingers.
-Bugsplee