[1400s]

To: [Everyone]
From: Feliciano Vargas
See attached! Look at my new painting! Isn't it great?

Italy~

To: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
From: Francis Bonnefoy

Italy's so helpless! Let's just attack him now!

France

To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

Who invited YOU?

Spain

To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

Hey, er, apparently England's really sick (you must be thrilled). I showed him your letter and he made this weird face and started grinding it under his foot and gnashing his teeth. What did you write in it?

Spain

To: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
From: Francis Bonnefoy

Oh, just a bunch of insults.

~France

[1500s]

To: [Everyone]
From: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

Haha! Retoños! I've discovered a new land! And they have tomates!

Spain

To: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
From: [Portugal]

Hey, did you give the new land to Inglaterra and França? Because they're fighting over it right now.

Portugal

To: Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy

Look here, you two! Ifound the new world, not you!

Angrily,
Spain

To: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
From: Feliciano Vargas

Actually, Cristoforo Colombo is Italian!

Italy~

[1600s]

To: Matthias Køhler, Ivan Braginski, and Feliks Łukasiewicz
From: Berwald Oxenstierna

What are you picking on me for?
Sweden

To: Berwald Oxenstierna
From: Ivan Braginski

Well I couldn't find anything better to do...

Russia

To: [Netherlands]
From: Chen Chenggong

GET OUT! 滾出台灣!

Chen Chenggong/Koxinga

To: Chen Chenggong
From: [Netherlands]

Okay, okay, I can't read the Chinese but I get the point!

Currently leaving,
Netherlands

[1700s]

To: Roderich Edelstein
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt

HAHA! I've defeated you! I'm the most awesome!

THE MOST AWESOME PRUSSIA!

To: Gilbert Beilschmidt

From: Roderich Edelstein

Shut up.

Austria

To: Gilbert Beilschmidt and Francis Bonnefoy

From: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

Look here, you two, it's the SPANISH throne, so stop fighting over it, alright?
Spain

To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Alfred F. Jones

Okay, listen here, Britain! I'm revolting! From now on you can't order me around anymore, got it? I'm revolting! I'm starting a revolution!

- AMERICA THE HERO!
PS.: By revolting I'm not saying I'm disgusting or whatever that word means, okay?

To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Francis Bonnefoy

Fantasy-Eyebrows says that he has some teabags stored somewhere in the shed and you can whack him with them however much you want, just don't get his scones dirty. He also asks why, if you're starting a revolution, you're sending threat letters instead of facing him, and whether this is just one of your April Fool's jokes and in that case he's reminding you that it's not April and he wonders whether you're literate enough to read the calendar, or should he give you another lesson on letters?

France

[1800s]

To: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas

Here's a script I recorded of that idiot Britain and that chic-face France. Oh, and if I remember correctly, these were the guys that beat you up, though that can't possibly be true, can it?

England: [Pointing at France] Hahahahahaha! Beat you again, you bloody wino! [continues laughing] Seriously what happened at Waterloo?
France: I'm going to kill him someday.
England: Haha! Look at Trafalgar, too! Your efforts to conquer my navy were absolutely futile! [laughs again]
Napoleon: I hate Englishmen [Wellington gloating]
England: Seriously, you ought to know that communication is different at sea! Of course we won! [laughs, France starts grumbling]
Rum-preserved-corpse-of-Nelson: Maybe, but you really ought to consider the casualties.
[Everyone freezes]
Wellington: I sense a presence that shouldn't be here. . . .
Napoleon: Shut up! It's not like you have magical powers!

Though I really didn't get that last part.

Romano

[1900s]

To: Feliciano Vargas and Roderich Edelstein
From: Ludwig

Alright, I think we should start discussing battle plans, what do you two think?

Germany

To: Ludwig
From: Feliciano Vargas

I think we should all eat pasta and sleep all day! It'll be fun!

Italy~

To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Ludwig

NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Extremely sincerely,
Germany

To: Ludwig
From: Feliciano Vargas

Oh. Then I guess I'll go neutral!
Italy~

To: Roderich Edelstein
From: Ludwig

Since Italy has decided to go neutral for the sake of pasta and sleep, what are your ideas?

Germany

To: Roderich Edelstein
From: Ludwig

Hello? Austria?

Germany

To: Ludwig
From: Feliciano Vargas

I think Mr. Austria's angry! He's switched to Chopin! I can hear it from across the street! What did you ask him? He seems annoyed!

Italy~

Memo
Note to self:

Next time you decide to start a World War, get better allies.
Germany, 0750

(1905)

To: Ivan Braginski
From: Kiku Honda

I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

Feeling sorry,
Japan

To: Kiku Honda
From: Ivan Braginski

Kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol!

Russia

(1919)

To: Ludwig
From: Arthur Kirkland

HAHAHA! IDIOT! NOW YOU SEE MY NAVY IS STILL THE GREATEST! HAHA! STUPID! IDIOT! MORON! HAHA!

Gleefully,
England

To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Ludwig

Dear France,

Now I think I know how you always feel.

Germany

(1939)

To: [Everyone]
From: Ludwig

HAHA! I am finally strong enough to start another World War! Prepare to die! Especially you, France! I really hate you!

Germany

To: Ludwig
From: Feliciano Vargas

Okay, then, I'll join you!

Italy~

To: Ludwig
From: Francis Bonnefoy

Why the hell do you want to start another World War?

France

(1945)

To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Ludwig

Dear Italy,
I completely, absolutely, irrevocably hate you.
Sincerely,
Germany

(1969)

To: Ivan Braginski
From: Alfred F. Jones

HA-HA! I'M ON THE MOON! I'M ON THE MOON AND YOU'RE NOT!

- AMERICA THE HERO!

To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Ivan Braginski

You're also rapidly using up what little air you have left in that little space box of yours while you scream into the telephone while writing your letter. I just have one question, why did you even write the letter if you're just going to call me up and recite exactly what you're sending me?

Russia

[2012]

To: Yao Wang
From: Alfred F. Jones

Dude, China! Stop LAUGHING! I can hear it from HERE! Just because you're rich and we're all broke doesn't mean you can laugh your face off!

- AMERICA THE ANNOYED HERO!

To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Alfred F. Jones

He sent me a recording of him laughing.

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Arthur Kirkland

Greece!
You idiot! Get your lazy face off the pillow and fix the problem you got us all into, for god's sake! I hope you've actually stayed awake long enough to finish reading this letter!

England

I'm sorry to say poor Greece fell asleep after the word "pillow."

By the way, here's a list of the references: [1400s] Renaissance (which France and Spain ended), over-mild reference to the Black Death, [1500s] Christopher Columbus the Genoese's discovery of America, [1600s] First Northern War, Koxinga kicking the Dutch out of Taiwan, [1700s] War of the Austrian Succession, War of the Spanish Succession, American War for Independence, [1800s] Odd portrayal of Napoleonic Wars, [1900s] World War I, (1905) Russo-Japanese War, (1919) Great War (at sea), (1939) World War II, (1969) Apollo 11.

For some reason I felt like doing this. Part 5 to come right after.