Note: I do not own any Naruto characters or the show or the manga or anything Naruto, unless you're talking about my Naruto DVDs, manga books and plushies.
Sorry. I still didn't get the Itachi one out. I'll try to do it. Lemme just make more that I've already planned to do. Thankies! I hope you like this one! Oh, and this is about Sakura... if you're a big fan, I suggest you skip this..
Part Four- Sakura, Sasuke Does Not Like You!
"Guys, please stop fighting!" she yelled. Mar stopped, vain popping, hard breathing, grit teething (lol). Naruto sighed in relief, in a stance blocking Mar using his arms.
Mar suddenly fell on the ground, hard like a stone. She wasn't moving. Naruto was about to say something, but Kim said, "She's in her own world right now, trying to take out her anger somewhere unknown. We should leave her."
Naruto nodded. "Okay," he looked befuddled at Mar. "Even though that's not right."
"Help me, get her up." Kim said, carrying Mar up. Naruto helped, and they both put her up, leaning on the wall, still frozen.
"Hey! Hey! It's her turn and she's not…moving." Naruto declared.
Kim looked at him. "You can go again, if you want,"
Naruto grinned. "Sure!" He picked up the phone, and dialed someone's phone number.
Kim smiled. "But you're not going to call Kiba again, are you?"
"Nope! I'm calling Sakura-chan!"
Kim rolled her eyes. "Typical,"
Sakura is on her bed, reading some books. She sighed in thought. "Ah, Tansei-kun is so amazing! I wish you were real!" Then she kept reading.
Her phone rang, but she's too caught up reading fictional romance. It resulted for Naruto to leave a message.
"Hello, this is Haruno Sakura! I'm not here right now. So, please leave a message after the beep! But if this is Ino, stop leaving threats! Leave my Sasuke-kun and me alone you pig! And if you're not, just please leave a message. Thanks!" the answering machine played.
Naruto cleared his throat, and spoke using Sasuke's voice. "Hey, It's Uchiha Sasuke, the only survivor of the tragedy that has come upon my clan long ago. (I know he doesn't talk like this, but… OMGness! It's a monkey!) I have realized now that I rid of my arrogance and stubbornness that I am able to use phones like this. I have called to talk to you about matters of the fact that I, Uchiha Sasuke who is the only survivor of the tragedy--…" But before Naruto could continue his stupid talking.
Sakura heard Sasuke 'amazing voice', but she wasn't sure where. She started looking around, desperately wanting to know where it was coming from. And then she stared at her answering machine next to her cordless phone. "…The fact that I, Uchiha Sasuke who is the only survivor of the tragedy…" Before 'dear Sasuke' could finish, she picked up.
"Hi, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said.
"Hey! I mean…" Naruto cleared his throat. "Whatever,"
Kim laughed. "Hello, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said.
"Yeah, I get it." Naruto said, pretending to be Sasuke.
"Why did you call me? You wanna go on a date? When? Where? Why? Oh, wait, forget why!" Sakura said. She was smiling, like crazy.
"Uh… oh, um, right! I, Uchiha Sasuke, the only survivor of the tragedy that has come upon my clan long ago, wishes to talk to you about the fact that I, Uchiha Sasuke…" then suddenly his mature voice faded. "…Does not like you!"
Sakura's eyes twitched. "Nani (meaning: What)? Sasuke-kun?" she became confused.
"You know, I don't like you," the fake voice of Sasuke rang in her ears. Kim thought that was a bit harsh…
Sakura wasn't disappointed though. "Is this Ino, pretending to be Sasuke?"
"No," Kim said, pretending to be Ino. "It's Ino with Sasuke." Kim did think Sakura was annoying.
Sakura's eyes popped. "What!"
Naruto grinned. "Yeah, I, Uchiha Sasuke, would like to tell you that, I and the most beautiful girl in the world…"
"Who is me, Ino," Kim added, laughing a bit.
"Are together forever," Naruto finished.
Anger veins was everywhere on Sakura. "No way!"
"Yes way,"
"WAH!" Sakura fake-cried, whining.
"Hey, honey, let's get dinner. I made you your favourite!" Kim said.
"Right away. Sorry, I gotta go, Sakura. Oh, wait I'm not sorry. Bye." Naruto said, and hanged up. They both laughed.
Sakura unconsciously hung up the phone, sighing. She couldn't believe Ino got him. "Why, Sasuke-kun…why?"
Then she glanced at her clock. "Did Ino say dinner? It's just eleven o' clock in the morning…" she narrowed her eyes, and cracked her knuckles.