Jake: Wake Up
You are awoken by light streaming through the window. You attempt to move your arms and legs but find you're tied down. Completely naked. You see Dirk asleep next to you looking normal again. "Dirk?" Dirk shuffles around a bit before fully gaining conciseness. "Yes Jak—ohmyfuckinggod. I'm so so sorry ." You look over to him with a quizzical look. "Pardon me ol' chap but what exactly happened?" You knew something bad might've gone down. "Okay. Some mental shit. Don't freak." You remembered what happened last night and flipped the fuck out.
Jake: Be Dirk
You quickly get up and untie him from your bed posts. You try explaining what is wrong and how you can't control it. "It happens sometimes and is uncontrollable. I'm sorry if I freaked you out." You are about to cry. "Dirk calm down! I'll find a way to help you I promise. "He gives you a warm smile and hugs you. You walk over to the kitchen while Jake puts clothes on. You start making eggs and bacon for breakfast but end up burning them. Jake scowls at the smell of burnt food. "So Dirk how about we go somewhere with edible food shall we?" You frown slightly as he insults your TERRIBLE cooking. "Hey! I bet it can still be eaten!" Jake giggles adorably. "We'll go to iHop to get some food and talk over your problems!"
Dirk: GET TO THE CHOPPER!
You do not own a chopper only a car. After you get in the CAR you drive to the nearest iHop. After several piles of pancakes and weird conversations both of you decide that you were going to see a therapist.
Next chapter the therapist! I know i know Dirk is not effected by trickster events buuutttt I am only on act 6 and only know of trickster shenanigans by pictures on the internet. Plz no hatin Have a good day! ~Thief of Space~
