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A Lot of Donuts


Okay I'm giving up men.

I know it's the right decision when Joe turns his bedroom eyes on me, I start to melt, and then he murmurs, "Come over. Bob misses you."

He's pissed at me because I won't describe my feelings in his dumb 100-word thing, but it's okay that he won't say that he, Joe Morelli, misses me?

Men are stupid. Which is confirmed when Ranger actually laughs when I tell him why I walloped Joe with my Macy's bag at Pino's.

I'm definitely going to need a lot of donuts, and probably a new shower head.