Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.


Kiba

Kiba looked around the room, not sure why Ino glared at him before coming in.

"Inuzuka," Ibiki greeted, "Were you among the others getting drunk?"

"I think." he scratched the side of his head.

Ibiki rolled his eyes, "Surprise surprise," he muttered sarcastically.

The younger boy bit the side of his lip in a feeble attempt to not laugh. It didn't work.

The sharp noise of a kunai flew past his ear, cutting a few strands of brown hair. "This is a serious matter, do not laugh."

Kiba coughed, and swallowed the rest of the humor. "Have you no sense boy?"

He kept quiet.

"To break into restricted territory, a massacre occurred there! Doesn't that frighten you even a little?"

Ibiki watched Kiba's eyes fall, "Or were each of you too stupid and drunk to realize? Honestly, and from such a promising generation."

A few moments passed where no one said anything, and Ibiki was not a patient man, "Speak boy, and don't even think about lying."
Said boy cleared his throat to speak:


Sakura invited me, something about not wanting to go alone, so I thought of it as a date. I didn't want to seem eager so I showed up later than usual, most people were already there. Sakura was chatting with Ino, so I sat with Naruto and Sasuke and Hinata, who for some reason was jumpier than usual. Like she didn't even want to be there. Tenten was doing shots with Neji, which was a bad idea on his part, because the Hyuuga's were terrible with alcohol, Hinata proved that once.

Anyways, about an hour in, everyones bored. And everyones suddenly thirsty. And of course the only thing to drink is sake. Expensive sake too, i'd like to thank Sasuke for that. Drinking led to laughing, and that led to games, bad games. First it was truth or dare, and every girl got the dare to take her shirt off, which none of them did because they were all cheaters. Somehow Sasuke and Hinata ended up kissing, which for whatever reason I found hilarious. Because like, Sasuke looked like a forty year old pedophile next to her short body. Um, Sakura and I kissed too, we kissed a lot actually. Everyone did. And then, you guys came and ruined our party.


His face was that of anger now, like they were innocent for partying and the adults spoiled their fun.

"Ruin your party?" Ibiki reiterated, "You guys were all unconscious, you call that fun? Getting wrecked and not remembering a thing?"

Fuck yeah. "No, sir."

"Go bring in that Uchiha kid," he ordered.

Kiba let out a quiet sigh, it was over, he got up to tell Sasuke that it was his turn when he looked down and remembered,

he still wasn't wearing any pants.


am i the only one looking forward to friday?