Organization XIII- lol factor.
Chapter 4- Ya Mum Joke Contest
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the organization characters or Kingdom Hearts.
Be prepared for a chapter full of laughs. Maybe you can get some joke ideas to use against people. This story has been set out differently, more like a play. I hope this does not cause any problems. Excuse Spelling. Enjoy and remember the rules of engagement at all times.
Xigbar and Luxord had returned to the hotel and all of the organization was sitting in the lounge room and awaiting the afternoons activity. Xemnas entered the room dressed in a pink tuxedo and was carrying a fake microphone. "Hello all. The acticity for today is…. Ya mum joke contest. Everyone moaned except Roxas who answered with, "This could be fun." Xemnas then brought the microphone to his mouth and explained the rules and how it was going to happen, "Everyone line up over there on that wall in order of your numbers. Leave those who are not here out. We each will take turns saying a joke. If you fail to do so within 3 seconds on my count you will be out of the competition. Last person left wins. Understand?"
"Yes." moaned everyone.
"Ok then, lets start."
XEMNAS: Welcome all to our Ya mum joke contest. We will start with Xigbar. In 3,2,1.
XIGBAR: Ya mum is so fat she was baptized at sea world. (Theme park for those of you who don't know).
XELDON: Ya mum is so old she's blind from the big bang.
VEXON: Ya mum is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.
SAïX: Ya mum is so poor that when I walked into her apartment and stepped on a cigarette butt she said 'who turned off the heater'.
AXEL: Your mum is so ugly that your dad has to sneak out to work early in the morning so that he doesn't get a kiss goodbye.
DEMYX: Ya mum is so old… uhh… Well I don't know, that she play's the guitar.
XEMNAS: Well that was the best joke yet. NNOOOTTT! You are out.
DEMYX: Damn.
XEMNAS: On to Luxord and his new haircut.
LUXORD: Your mum is so fat that when she went to Jenny Craig she could not fit through the door.
MARLUXIA: Ya mum is so fat that when she puts on a Yellow Raincoat she makes the sun jealous.
LUXINE: Ya mum is so fat that she's fat.
XEMNAS: DA NAAAA! If she's fat of course she's fat. You are out.
ROXAS: Ya mum is so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.
XION: Ya mum is so dumb that she thought a Quarter-Back was a refund
XEMNAS: So far so good. You are all doing pretty good. Except Those who are out. Back to the start with Xigbar.
XIGBAR: Ya mum is so dumb that when she bought you a Prepaid Mobile phone she told you to ring her when you were out of credit. (Don't copy this joke. I made it up its mine. Copyright 2010.
XELDON: Ya mum is so dumb that she thought a Quarter-Back was a refund.
XEMNAS: I'm sorry but that has already been said. You are out.
VEXON: Ya mum is so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed the entire Star Wars Saga.
SAïX: Ya mum is so old she sat in front of Jesus in 3rd grade.
XEMNAS: uhhh… well lets just say that is the opposite of one already said. So that counts as being the same. You are out. Well that's a first, 2 out in a row. Continue with Axel.
AXEL: Ya mum is so fat that when she goes to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep.
LUXORD: Hahaha. Like Xemnas' mum.
XEMNAS: That's not funny and because of that you are out and you can also leave the room. That was inappropriate.
LUXORD: Inappropriately funny that is.
MARLUXIA: Ya mum is so dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket.
ROXAS: Ya mum is so old she was the sister of Tutankhamen. (A pharaoh).
XION: Ya mum is so fat that she rolled over and flattened my house.
XEMNAS: Very good everyone. We are back to the start again. Only 6 people left.
XIGBAR: Ya mum is so old she was a pirate on Captain Hook's pirate ship.
XEMNAS: Now we all know that Captain Hook is just a story.
XIGBAR: No he's not he's my great, great, great, great Uncle!
XEMNAS: You wish Xigbar. You are out.
VEXON: Ya mum is so… ummm…
XEMNAS: You are taking too long. 3,2,1 you are out.
AXEL: errrrrrrrrrrr…
XEMNAS: Far out. You are all out of jokes. This is hopeless. Continue with Marluxia and lets hope he has one.
MARLUXIA: Ya mum is so fat that when she went to Jenny Craig they said sorry we don't do miracles.
ROXAS: Ya mum is so fat that when she puts on a shirt with an X on it helicopters try to land on her.
XION: Xemnas is so fat that he is the king of the sumo's!
XEMNAS: ARRGGGGGG! Get lost! You are not funny. You are out! That was worse than Luxord's comment. Anyway. We are down to the last two people. They are Roxas and… Marluxia. This is how it will work, you each take turns saying a joke. The first person to not say a joke looses. You are allowed to repeat jokes from before however, you can't say a joke each of you says. Ok, let's go. Marluxia you are first.
MARLUXIA: Ya mum is so old she's blind from the big bang.
ROXAS: ummm… ya mum is so fat Dora couldn't explore her.
MARLUXIA: Ya mum is so fat she was baptized at sea world.
ROXAS: Ya mum is so dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket.
MARLUXIA: err…
XEMNAS: 3,2…
MARLUXIA: uhh yes. Ya mum is so old she sat behind Yoda in Jedi school.
ROXAS: hahah. Fail. It's… never mind. Ya mum is so dumb she thought a Quarter-Back was a refund.
MARLUXIA: oh no…
XEMNAS: 3,2…
MARLUXIA: NOOOOOOOO! I can't think of any.
XEMNAS: 3, 2…
MARLUXIA: Please give me a hint.
XEMNAS: err… I don't know.
MARLUXIA: I'll hug you.
XEMNAS: ok, ok, ok. ya mum is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat…
MARLUXIA: thanks, Ya mum is fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat she mad the sun jealous.
ROXAS: Hey! That's cheating.
XEMNAS: I know. Marluxia, you are out. Roxas you are the winner!
MARLUXIA: Arrggg. I'm gonna hug you now.
XEMNAS: Nooooo!
Xemnas ran off into the hotel followed by Marluxia close behind. In the end it took Xigbar, Xeldon and Demyx to hold Marluxia down so he would calm down and stop chasing Xemnas. Marluxia did not calm down and they had to then lock him up in his room and barricade the door with the kitchen table. So that night they went out to a Mc. Donald's for dinner, leaving Marluxia behind with a piece of toast. Also, when everone got back and went to their rooms. Roxas and Xion in one, Xemnas in his own, Xigbar and Xeldon in another, Vexon and Axel in another, Zexious and Lexious