Author's Note: OH MY GOSH! I have not been on in FOREVER! Most of you have probably forgot what happened and had to read it all over again. Fail.
Screen Names:
gtfoedward: Bella
forgivemelove: Edward
PixiShopper: Alice
emokidd69: Jasper
rosieposie: Rosalie
EmmettCullen: Emmett
renisSINGL: Renesmee
rensstalker: Jacob
gtfoedward has signed in.
PixiShopper has signed in.
emokidd69 has signed in, but is idle.
gtfoedward: Alice?
PixiShopper: Yes? Any news?
gtfoedward: I'm REALLY considering eating human food.
emokidd69: NO! BELLA DON'T DO IT! WE LOVE YOU!
gtfoedward: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wtf is your screen name?
emokidd69: What? It's the same as it's always been...
PixiShopper: NO! The number! roflcopter.
emokidd69: Oh? The 69? That's when I was born. 1869.
PixiShopper: Umm... you should change it.
emokidd69: Why? I like it. I LOVE 69.
PixiShopper: Remember that. Because later tonight I'm going to tell you everything wrong with that post. :/
gtfoedward: Or SHOW him.
EmmettCullen has signed in.
PixiShopper: I'd rather not talk about THAT, Bella.
EmmettCullen: What?
emokidd69: what's wrong with my s/n.
EmmettCullen: LSHMWJFOOMHAOTTD.
PixiShopper: ?
EmmettCullen: Laughing So Hard My Weave Just Fell Out Onto The Desk.
PixiShopper: -_- Brick Wall. Anyway!
EmmettCullen: DON'T BRICK WALL ME!
gtfoedward: DONE!
renisSINGL has signed in.
PixiShopper: What's with the s/n?
emokidd69: FINE! I'LL CHANGE IT!
emokidd69 has become emokidd.
emokidd has changed his gender to male.
PixiShopper: Umm...?
emokidd: I notice while I was in account I had it set to female. :/
EmmettCullen: roflcoptor.
PixiShopper: I have to stop using that word now. ANYWAY...I was asking Renesmee about her s/n.
renisSINGL: Oh, I broke up with Jake.
EmmettCullen: Weird making out with someone your mom made out with? Twice.
renisSINGL: ? wtf?
gtfoedward: REN: Almost language! And Emmett: STFU!
loveforgiveme has signed in.
loveforgiveme: Bella. It was old stuff.
gtfoedward has signed out.
EmmettCullen: OOOO! PWNED JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
rosieposie has signed in.
loveforgiveme: At least I gave my wife a baby!
rosieposie: OH IT'S ON NOW!
PixiShopper: Im gonna go check to see if Bella is eating human food. -_-
loveforgiveme: I'll leave too. Bella threw all my stuff on the roof. I better get it before it rains.
PixiShopper has signed off.
loveforgiveme has signed off.
emokidd has gone idle.
rosieposie has signed off.
rensstalker has signed on.
rensstalker: so, you break up with me after I sleep with you?
EmmettCullen: WHOA! TMI! This is an OPEN chat.
Emmett Cullen has signed out.
renisSINGL: Yup. Wham! Bam! Thank You, Sir.
renisSINGL has signed off.
rensstalker has signed off.
emokidd: What does 69 mean? UGH!
Author's Note: Sorry, I COMPLETELY forgot about fanfiction for a while. :/ Review? Please? If you wanna... :D