So, I decided to get rid of the OC. Or at least, make her just a side character. A HUGE thank you to all those who followed, added to their favorites and reviewed. You make me happy :D
Enjoy!
I do NOT own any Naruto character mentioned in this fic. Reia belongs to me.
Quest For Make Out Paradise
"Good morning, Reia-chan,"
"It's afternoon,"
Silence...
Tsunade coughed and continued, "Yes. Well, let's get started,"
"Hai, Tsunade-sama,"
Reia and Tsunade were sitting in the office with Orochimaru listening in. Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura were thrown out when Naruto started shaking Reia by the shoulders and asking her, "YOU'RE A GIRL?!" over and over again. This caused Sakura to hit Naruto which made Sasuke snap out of it and scold Sakura for hitting his bestfriend. When Kakashi woke up, he hugged Reia too tightly for Tsunade's liking causing Tsunade to throw them out.
Orochimaru just stood by and watched...
So here Reia, Tsunade and Orochimaru are. Sitting in the office. Talking.
Let's see how the others are doing, shall we?
*With Team 7*
Kakashi was busy drooling on the ground with his thoughts of a naked Reia writing Make Out Paradise.
Sakura was glaring at said sensei.
Sasuke was nursing Naruto's bruise. (Aww. Isn't that sweet?)
Naruto was confused as hell.
"Sakura-chan, It thought all girls hated Ero-sennin's book?" Naruto asked.
Sakura frowned. She thought that too.
"Apparently, not," She answered.
"Maybe she isn't the author," Sasuke joined in.
Kakashi looked up with his eye wide open.
"NO! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT! SHE IS THE ONE!" He screamed.
The three sweatdropped. Something about a girl being the author of his favorite book was making him more excited than usual.
"But, Kakashi-sense-" Sasuke was cut off when the door opened.
"Come in," Tsunade called.
They went in and waited for Tsunade to continue.
"Reia is not the author,"
Sakura sighed in relief.
Sasuke didn't really have any reaction worth mentioning since he's boring.
Naruto was confused.
We all know that Kakashi is beyond disappointed.
"Wha-How?" Kakashi stuttered out.
"Like I said, I don't know who the author is. Reia here knows who it is though,"
"But, I thought he was coming?"
"Well, that was the plan but it seems like he didn't want to,"
"So, is Reia his messenger or something?" Sasuke butted in like an ass. (Get it? Butted in? Ass? Lame, I know)
"I deliver the boxes of books to the libraries and bookstores. I only came here to tell Hokage-sama of the author's decision of not coming and to get my mission," Reia raised a scroll and continued, "Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a mission to go on,"
Tsunade dismissed her and they were once again back to square one.
"WHO THE F*CK IS THAT ASSHOLE?!" Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura stared at their sensei in surprise. He never swore.
"Kakashi, calm yourself," Tsunade scolded.
"Tsunade,"
"I won't have you losing your cool over something silly," Tsunade continued on.
"Tsunade,"
"Now, for todays mission, I want Naruto to lead a team,"
"YOU OLD BITCHY HAG! LISTEN TO ME!" Orochimaru screamed.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU FAGGY SNAKE?!" She screamed back.
"I have a way to find the mystery author!"
The whole room became silent once more.
"ALL HAIL, OROCHI-SENSEI!"
Orochimaru bathed in glory as Kakashi, one of the best shinobi, kneeled down and praised him.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD IT YET, KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Sakura howled.
"SHUT UP, YOU FLAT-CHESTED BUBBLEGUM! NOW SING!" Kakashi started to sing Hakuna Matata but changed the lyrics to worship Orochimaru.
"I can't believe I agreed to bring you back, Orochimaru," Tsunade muttered.
"I helped you in the war and Minato gave me one thing to request for. I chose to stick next to Sasuke as long as he's in Konoha,"
"I wasn't asking why you're here, Snake-f*cker!"
"HEY! You promised you'd never judge me!"
"Stop being such a wimp, Orochi,"
"Don't call me Orochi!"
"SHUT UP!" Sasuke bellowed.
Indeed, they all shut up.
Kakashi stopped singing and Tsunade and Orochimaru stopped arguing.
It was a wonder why Naruto and Sakura, the two most loud people in the room, were quiet throughout al this.
Definitely a wonder how Naruto kept his mouth shut for once.
"Anyways, back to Naruto's mission," Sakura stated.
Tsunade coughed.
"Yes. Naruto. You, Hinata and Shikamaru will be going to Suna as ambassador's to discuss some matters with the Kazekage,"
"Eh? Gaara? Sure! It's been so long since I've seen my bro!" Naruto grinned.
"NO! WHO WILL HELP ME IN MY QUEST?!"
"I thought I was going to help you?!"
"Hai! Gomen, Orochi-sama!"
After another sweatdropping moment, Tsunade dismissed them all except for Orochimaru and Sakura.
So, sorry if it was a little boring. My brain decided to give tons of ideas for oneshots at once and sadly, they had nothing to do with the story. I lost any idea I had. Kind of like downloading too many anime that you forgot the last episode you were watching? Yeah.
Please leave a review. I'm sorry for any grammatical errors and the OOCness of the characters. :)
NOTE: I do things in this story for a reason. If you're confused why Naruto is leaving, It's part of what I'm planning at the moment.