Midori Hotaru: I have nothing against boy's wearing it, it's just the only time any boys I know wear eye liner is when they deside to crossdress. those poor poor mer-people T.T . Hang on *checks* he is...oh god! this storys making me forget cannon Potter! Help me!

wingswordsandmetaphors: *sigh* we wish he would, they they could be free from her Mary Sue ways! I know it's now she even admits she hasen't read the books! personly I own all the books and abmitly I didn't see HBP or DH part 1, Half blood cos I forgot it was even in cinemas and it wasn't my favorte book ^^; and DH cos not that much happens and my friends are planning a huge HP party when they realise a box set (which you know their going to do!)

Word of warning! going on hoilday tomorrow so if the hotel doesn't have internet you'll not be getting updates till monday at the latest! if I haven't posted the next chapter by midnight english time tomorrow you can safely assume I have no internet and so don't have to check till midnight monday or tueday depending on when I get back.

AN: I said stop flaming ok! Ebony's name is ENOBY (How the heck do you pronounce that?) not Mary Sue(ok one minute her names Ebony, then it's Mary Sue now its Enoby? Is anyone able to keep track?) ok! Draco is so in love with her that he is acting different(yes love changes people but fundamental parts of their personality don't have plastic surgery!)! They knew each other before ok!(and no explanation into how they know each other?)

"Draco!" I shouted. "What the f*ck do you think you are doing?"(you use so many swears there a navy ship of blushing sailors out there!)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it(He can walk on air?). I walked out of it too(and fell to my doom! No? awww man!), curiously.

"What the f*cking h*ll?" I asked angrily.(Bipolar much?.)

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

(I'm going to kill you and all you hold dear!...Still no? Dang .)

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes(if you have red eyes your albino not a goth) (he was wearing color contacts)(tacky) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.(a wha? That doesn't make any sense what so ever!)

And then… suddenly just as I Draco (stabbed me threw the heart…Oh come on!)kissed me passionately.(why is Just as I there? It makes more sense with just Suddenly Draco)

Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.(….What? a blind monkey could write a better sex scene than this!)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasum. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm(You are undead! You can not get warm!). And then….

"WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!" (oh thank god someone sane!)

It was…Dumbledore! (the old Bumblebee?...some how I can't see him swearing….plus isn't he dead? Sixth year he dies…did she even TOUCH the books?)