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Chapter 3

I'm getting ready for my date with Rebecca. She's a whore so I know I don't need to go all out for her. I'm starting to feel a little anxious so I go ahead and take a Valium. I need this date to go as planned and I don't want to worry about anything.

"Cartman?" Kenny knocks on my door.

"What?"

"You have company."

Damn, she's here already? I wasn't expecting her for another hour or so. "All right." I open my door. "You and Kyle need to get lost!" I tell Kenny.

"I'll think about it dude." Kenny smirks.

"Tell Rebecca to come to my room."

"Rebecca isn't the one here, you sly dog you!" He winks.

Now I'm really confused. "Then who's here?"

"Hi Cartman!" It turns out to be Wendy. I hate the way she says my name. It's always in this sultry, seductive voice. I'm not interested in this ho at all.

I roll my eyes. "What the hell do you want?"

"I came here to help you."

"With what?"

"Prove your innocence."

"I don't need your help! I know I'm innocent!" I snap at her.

She frowns. "I'm just trying to help, you don't have to be so nasty!"

"You want to help? Why don't you go talk to your little boyfriend? He knows a lot more than he's letting on." I'm really starting to think that Stan killed Patti. He knew everything that happened on our date, but leaves out what happened after we left. He's the one with something to hide.

"I've talked to Stan already. He's convinced you did it."

"Of course he does. With no proof."

"I know you didn't do it. You wouldn't hurt a fly." She cozies up to me, but I back away.

"I know I didn't do, I could care less what you think." I point at the door. "Now if you don't mind, I have a date."

"Cartman, don't shut me out!" Wendy pleas.

"I have a date. I don't need you here ruining it, now get lost!"

She sighs. "Fine, you know my number if you change your mind."

"I won't." I escort her to the door.

"You'll be sorry you didn't let me help you." I open the door and she walks out.

"Sure I will." I close the door. I go in the living room and see Kenny watching TV and Kyle studying. "You two need to go!"

"Cartman, do you really think you should go on another date?" Kyle asks me.

"Why do you say that?"

"It's too soon after Patti's murder."

"So? I didn't murder the bitch!"

"I still think you should take a break from dating. At least until this blows over."

"Fuck that shit! I'm trying to get laid! So is Rebecca!

"That was her best friend!"

"I know. Your point?"

"Don't do this! Especially if you're going to drink which I'm sure you will. I know you've taken a Valium today, haven't you?" I groan and try to walk away from him. "Dude, what if you blackout again? Don't you see how dangerous this is?"

I look at Kenny. "Get him the hell out of here!"

"He has a point Cartman..." Kenny adds in.

"Not you too. You know I didn't kill Patti!"

"I believe you didn't. But dating is the last thing you should be thinking about."

"Yeah, you should focus on who killed Patti." Kyle adds in.

"I don't give a fuck who killed her. I would like to shake the bastard's hand to ridding the world of that stuck up prude cunt!" I tell them.

"Cartman, are you serious?"

"Yes I am! Fuck Patti Nelson and now I'm ready to fuck her best friend!" Just then there's a knock on the door. "Speak of the devil…" I smirk.

"I hope she heard what you said…"

"For your sake, you better hope not!" I open the door. "Hey there sexy!" I greet Rebecca. Damn, she's looking really sexy too. She has on a low cut white midriff top with her big titties over exposed, and a pair of short black shorts. I'm starting to get hot and bothered just staring at her.

"Are you going to stand there drooling or are you going to invite me in?"

"Huh?" I snap out of it. "Oh yeah, come on in!" She walks past me and I look at her fat ass as she walks by. I can't believe I'm about to hit that. I'm getting a little nervous, my palms are starting to sweat.

"Hey guys!" She greets Kenny and Kyle.

"Hi." Kyle glares angrily at me and Kenny winks at her. I'm guessing he's fucked her before. No surprise there.

"These guys were just leaving!" I announce.

Kyle slams his book shut and shoves it in his backpack. "You better be careful Cartman…" He whispers his warning that I'm getting ready to ignore.

"You kids have fun and don't do anything I haven't done!" He laughs and pats me on the back. "Are you ok?" I nod. "You're sweating, you may want to do something about that before you take her to bed." He whispers.

"I'm fine Kenny!"

"Ok…see you later." Kenny and Kyle leave.

"So did you bring any movies?" I ask Rebecca.

She laughs. "That's cute, you really want to watch a movie?"

"Umm…"

"I'm not one of those girls that has to look cute and flirt a bit before we sleep together. If that was the case, I wouldn't have come dressed like this!"

I can feel myself sweating even more. "So you're saying you just want to get down to business?"

"Yes!"

Damn I love her directness. "Well ok, my bedroom is on the right." I point to my room. "Go on in there and wait for me."

"Ok." She smiles, pulling a bottle of wine out of her purse. "Don't keep me waiting too long lover boy!" She squeezes my dick and winks before walking into my room.

"Oh God!" I whisper loudly. I think I may be in over my head with this one. She's definitely the opposite of Patti. I go into the bathroom and grab another Valium. I then go in Kenny's room and find the vodka bottle he keeps under his bed and down some of that before heading back into my room.

As soon as I'm in my room, I'm greeted by a naked Rebecca on my bed. "Are you ready?" She drinks some wine right out of the bottle.

I swallow nervously. "Yeah I'm ready."

"What are you waiting for then? Get naked and do me!"

My eyes light up. "OK!" I immediately take off my clothes and get in the bed. We start off by kissing, then I get on top of her. I'm starting to feel a headache coming on.

"Umm…I think I should get on top…" She tells me.

"No problem." She gets on top and starts riding me and moaning loudly. The more she moans, the worse my headache becomes. Suddenly everything goes black…