From: cnobley at elenamail. com
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Carrie, dearest.
Date: 19 June 2013 10:14:43 PM BST
To: drhnobley at cam. ac. uk
Dr Nobley,
The beef-cake challenges you to a duel. Rapiers at sunrise immediately on your return.
Scratch that. He just popped his head back in to say he remembers that you're actually an alright fencer so he's withdrawn the challenge and plans to just spam you to death. Enjoy that.
Oh, Henry! That photo! You're such a spunk! Seriously, many of those girls in bonnets that turn up to your lectures trying to woo you would be on the ground in a dead faint if they could see this image. I am SO tempted to tweet it.
Ack! Just caught Arlo reading under the bed covers. You'll be pleased to know that it's Northanger Abbey. He's following in your esteemed footsteps, but as his mother I am off to wrest it out of his hands.
Love love love,
Carrie.