Chapter 3 came out earlier than planned so lucky for you guys. And for the love of god does no one have any OCs to send in for me to use? lolols, also 'Crazynes' is spelt wrongly on purpose. Once again thanks to TheReallyBadWriter for his Soul POV which i edited.
-Edit(4/October/2014) added a few lines into the dialogue to let it flow better.
Soul POV
After Soul and Ahri dumped Karal at the infirmary to be tended to by Akali (no they literally threw him at Akali and ran off)
"Hey… I heard that the new champ moved into the Ionian area…place…thing…" Soul asked
"Yes… although I don't recommend you to visit him…" Ahri said blankly
"Why not?" Soul inquired
"Cause I heard he is crazier than Jinx! WHO IS CRAZIER THAN HER?" Ahri shouted in disgust
"Cool story dear... But Imma still gonna go and see him, maybe I could be his friend!"
"Hey wait you don't even-"Ahri was now talking to an empty room. "Dammit!"
Le skip to Cres'Son door…
Knock knock
"Hmmm he is taking too long better knock the door again!" Soul mumbled
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"Are you chocolate?" Cres'Son opened the door "Wow you look like a chicken nugget!"
"I wanted to say hi! Wait, what the heck!?"
"Why would you want to say 'hi'? That's a boring word to say, by extension you are also boring." Cres'Son slams the door.
"Hey open the door!" Soul knocked again
"I won't do it unless you become less ugly, more exciting or blow something epic up!"
Then Cres'Son open the doors and says "Hey, you smell like explosions"
"The hell?" Soul look at Cres'Son weirdly "Anyway my name is Soul… I just wanted to see if you wanted to be friends"
"Do you like blowing shit up as much as you smell like boom booms?"
Unknown to many, Soul enjoys explosion, no seriously Soul has the potential to blow stuff up more than any other champ… but he keeps his urges suppressed somehow...
"HELL YEAH! I KNOW A PERFECT PLACE TO BLOW SHIT UP! ONWARDS TO THE RANDOM ABANDONED BUILDING!" Soul shouted
Cres'Son liked this weird person, sure he already forgotten his name but he smelled like boom booms. But he can't quite remember why he was following him, wasn't he about to sleep or something?
"Hey boom boom, where are we going and why am I following you?"
"Huh? We were going to blow up a random abandoned building aren't we?"
"Really?! Sounds great, but who are you?"
"I JUST INTRODUCED MYSLEF! I'M SOUL!"
"Sorry what was that? I was distracted by that non-moving, dull and grey rock over there."
"…." Suddenly, Soul has the bad feeling that Ahri was right when she said this person was crazy.
Suddenly, a Summoner appeared in front of Cres'Son.
"Cres'Son, it is time for your testing battle so we may see your skills."
"Goody, time to fight! TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME!"
"But what about our-" Soul noticed that Cres has already went through the portal. "Damned guy just left me."
Cres'Son open his eyes to find himself on a platform with a person in a store next to him. He did the first logical thing that came into his mind. "Hands up and give me all your goods SHITHEAD! Hahahahaha." He shouted as he leveled two guns to the shopkeeper's head. Attached to the both gun's hilts was a long thin blade that has runes inscribed on it. "Oh wait, this is a battle so I should suit up" A mask that has intricate cravings on it appeared on his face and some light body armor appeared on his chest forearms and lower legs. However the armor on the hands and legs only covered 1 side, leaving the other side un defended. A pair of fingerless black gloves also appeared on his hands.
"Um.. Hello?"
"Huh, who was that? I never heard that voice in my head before."
"I will be your Summoner for today, so I will be communicating with you through your mind. Please don't drive me insane."
"If you promise not to stop me from killing people."
"Oh no, by all means. In fact I am here to help you kill people more easily. For now, buy a Dorans Blade from the Shopkeeper. You seem to be a physical damage dealer"
"BUY?! And I thought I was the insane one. Why should I pay when I can just take it off him?"
"Because you promised to follow League Rules and this is a League Rule?"
"Damn, my decision biting me in the ass already and it's not even day 2"
Cres'Son bought the blade (with an angry face I might add) and took off towards mid lane.
"Today you will be pitted against Nocturne, Jinx and finally Annie. One at a time, of course. We wish to see how well you deal and take damage."
First came Nocturne "I will show you your worst nightmare."
Unfortunately for him, Cres'Son was apparently hugging a Melee minion and wasn't paying attention.
"Hey Summoner, these are cute! Can I have one PLEASEEEEEEEE?"
"Um no, also your enemy is in lane please be careful. He is starting to farm."
"WHAT!? Nobody kills my cute minions. DIE BITCH!"
"No! Don't rush Nocturne! You have to add a skill first, can you explain what your skills are? The description you entered makes little to no sense."
"Hey, I put down the best way to describe those skills already! What is so hard to understand about "Bananas", "You next attack becomes me", "Why are you reading this when u can try it" and "FUCK IT KILL SOMETHING ALREADY!"
"Well frankly, i do not know what your skill does and i need to know to use them."
"MEH! WEAKLING! Well my passive is 'Trinity' and is currently set to 'Insane' *snicker*. My first skill in insanity mode is 'Shoot, I missed' and it makes me miss my next attack. But hey I gain some mana and 2 stacks of 'crazyness'. Second skill is 'Crazyness', it passively makes me collect 1 crazyness stack every now and then, and I can cast it on an enemy to temporarily make him insane (think fear only you move faster instead of slower) and damage him with additional crazy time and damage based on stacks of crazyness. Sadly it consumes all stacks when used. Third skill is 'Outta my way!', I dash forwards doing damage to everything in my path, bonus is if it dies I gain 5 bonus gold! Tell you my ulti later."
Soon, both Nocturne and Cres'Son were level 3, Cres'Son has built up over 30 stacks of 'Crazyness' already. He quickly dived in using 'Outta, my way', feinted with a 'Shoot, I missed' and finished with a 'Crazyness', at the same time Nocturne used 'Unspeakable Horror'. Due to the sheer number of 'crazyness' stacks, Nocturne who already loss quite some health while trading earlier was killed. However, Cres'Son suddenly broke free from his Summoner's control while crying "It wasn't my fault! I'm sorry. Don't die please!". 1.5 seconds later he suddenly stopped crying.
"Wow what was that, I blacked out for a while there."
"You killed Nocturne but you suddenly broke down."
"Well, never mind. I'm gonna buy more stuff and get fight again."
After buying more items he went back to mid only to stop when he saw Annie.
"You…. It's you….." he said.
Heh, a cookie to whoever guesses correctly what happens next. Hint, his memories had something to do with it. Also next chapter might take awhile, prolly 3-4 days. This chapter came out too quickly and i didnt want to bore myself writing stories too fast as it will make me hate my stories. I will keep future chapters around this length to ensure regular updates every 2-4 days.
