Entry 22
Deidara-senpai's running a fever!
Tobi's a good boy! Tobi will help senpai!
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Madara here.
I am confused, because I did not write that earlier.
Is somebody impersonating Tobi and writing in my diary?
…
Checked the previous entries, but the's no additions (aside from the time that diary thief wrote in here)
This needs further investigation.
Entry 23
Nobody woke up.
It's getting annoying.
What's ironic is that I always want some quiet in this base, and now I got it? I don't want it.
I'd rather hear Hidan curse all day than stand another MINUTE of this silence
...
THAT'S IT! I'M GOING OUTSIDE!
Entry 24
Ordered Zetsu to look after the Akatsuki.
Just my luck, there a Meeting today!
The Annual Villain Meeting is a once-a-year thing, where the bad guys of the world meet.
And the Akatsuki dare to miss this!
I'm going alone, then.
Sigh.
...
I'm here, and at least there's company here. Unlike back home.
Let's see, there are Aizen, Naraku, Voldemort, and I as the leaders for holding each meeting, and debate over strategies for taking over our worlds.
Aizen and Naraku were arguing who's jewel are better : the Hogyoku or the Shikon no Tama.
Voldemort was conversing with one of Aizen's minions, someone with pink hair and glasses, about ways to rise from the dead. Szayelapporro was not amused at Voldemort's appearance.
I found myself sitting with a green guy, somebody named Cell.
He tried to eat me. With that stinger on his back.
Honestly, am I the only sane one out there?
"Oi, Madara! Whoever that thought up your moon plan is a baka!"
"Who are you calling a baka! And what about you? Hosting a tournament and give everybody a shot at you, it's like you're BEGGING to be killed!"
"At least I don't wear a mask that looks like when the toilet flushes!"
"It's supposed to be a whirlpool, and Tobi thinks it's a great design!"
"...who is Tobi? Your girlfriend?"
"It was not me who said that, I swear!"
It happened again, the mysterious Tobi-wannabe actually took over my body!
O.o
I'm not gonna get much sleep tonight...
Entry 25
The Akatsuki woke up.
They were not pleased to know that they had missed the Annual Villain Meeting.
I'm off to annoy Pein for now, and there's nothing he could do while confined to a hospital bed!
Hah! Payback for leaving me to care for you for half a week!
Entry 26
Tobi is a good boy!
Madara-san is not here right now, and Tobi gets to play!
It's so lonely here sometimes, maybe itachi-san can get Tobi a lolipop?
Entry 27
I have no memory of yesterday and woke up with a lolipop in my mouth.
Freaked when read the entry yesterday.
Who is this Tobi and what does he want with me?
Entry 28
Got kidnapped by men in white suits today.
"You're not Madara Uchiha, imposter," one of them hissed.
"It's Uchiha Madara," I corrected him (Hey, I've been through the Kyuubi, Hashirama, Tobi, fangirls, and puffles! How can I be scared of anything afte that?) "And I think I remember perfectly well who I am."
"Then what do you say about this?" one of them shoved a book into my face.
"Na...ru...to..." I read slowly, "The's a book on the kid I'm supposed to catch?"
One man rolled his eyes, "Yes, and this takes several years in the future. And now..." he flipped open to a page and pointed to it.
I gaped at it, as it was shocking to see MYSELF in a book, and that is one AWESOME MASK!
"This," he continued, " have revealed to us that Tobi is in fact, NOT Uchiha Madara."
I raised an eyebrow (though they couldn't see beyond the mask), "And you believed a book over the real deal?" I asked incredulously.
"It's right about everything else."
"That still doesn't mean it's true about me. I am Tobi."
"It says here that Tobi is not Madara!"
"Stop referring me in third person, and I AM TOBI!"
"Guys," a female person interrupted us, "Am I the only one seeing you're arguing over two different things?"
"Huh?" we turned to look at her.
"Think about it," she elaborated, "Is Madara Tobi?"
"Yes." I said instantly while he said "No."
"And is Tobi Madara?"
This time, both of us said, "No."
"What?" the man turned to me, obviously confused.
"There you go!" the woman said, satisfied, "Madara IS Tobi right now, but if you say that Tobi is Madara, then he is not."
"I still don't get it..."
"Ugh," she sighed, "in layman's terms, Madara is Tobi."
"Fine, fine..." he grumbled. "This is all a mistake, We are sorry for bringing you away from home, and you can go back now."
"But I don't know how to go back, you guys stuffed me into a bag!"
We all looked around.
"We're lost."