Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of the Ed, Edd, n, Eddy characters. But I do own the aliens.

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"OK gang, we have to plan our attack," Kevin said. Everyone just stood there. "I'm going to need Edd, Double D, Ed, Rolf and Nazz on that side," Kevin ordered. Those who he called went to the side of the room Kevin was pointing at.

"I'm going to need everyone else on the other side of the room," Kevin commanded. They did just as they were told.

"Those on the left side are Eddy, Double D, Ed, and Nazz are the alpha team. Those on the other side are the bronze team. I myself am on the bronze team," Kevin said.

"When does Rolf take revenge on the aliens?" Rolf asked.

"Soon," Kevin answered. "So, here are the plans. The bronze team will go in and distract the aliens. I know it's risky, but we have to get rid of them. But while we're doing that, the alpha team will move in, and deploy a bomb in the big UFO, where the leader is. That way we defeat the leader, and the alien race will be under our control," Kevin planned.

"So, when do we attack?" Nazz asked.

"Tomorrow. Get some rest; we'll need every ounce of energy we can get. Double D, construct a bomb that will take out the leader. It's going to be an ugly battle," Kevin commanded.

The Next Day

"Get up! We're invading the aliens in two hours," Kevin screamed.

Everybody got up immediately.

"Should we prepare general?" Johnny asked with enthusiasm.

"Yes, learn how to use your weapons. It's time we give these invaders a good old Peach Creek welcome," Kevin said.

"Kevin, we have another problem," Double D said.

"What is it?" Kevin asked.

"Look and listen," Double D said. Kevin looked out the window and saw the lead alien talking to a smaller one.

"We have spotted a resistance," the small alien said.

"Where?" the leader asked. The small alien pointed to their hideout.

"Shit, everyone hide," Kevin yelled.

"Where?" Jimmy asked.

"Anywhere just hide," Kevin shouted. Everyone hid except for Rolf, who didn't get what was going on. The alien entered.

"You are the resistance? Puh-leeze," the alien said, taking out a laser gun. He shot at Rolf, and in a second Rolf turned from a five foot-three human being, to a pile of ash.

"Well, that was easy," the alien said, and then he left.

Everyone came out.

"Poor Rolf," Sarah said.

"Poor us, did you see the size of that thing?" Eddy said. "We don't stand a chance," Eddy said.

Kevin approached Rolf's ashes. Rolf had been his friend since Rolf moved from Romania.

"We'll delay the attack to tomorrow. Today we have to say good-bye to a friend," Kevin said.

They found an empty bean can. Although it wasn't the best, it was all they had. They put Rolf's ashes into the can, and buried it. They marked Rolf's grave with a tombstone labeled, 'A good friend, a true patriot, Rolf.'