Lost Soul Rises :Chapter 4
AN: Hey guys, I'm back with another installment of Lost Soul Rises: Tears Of The Tearless. I know it has been awhile since I uploaded another chapter; but like is said, I was not motivated. Again, I would like to apologize for my spelling in the previous chapters. I am coo-coo when it comes to spelling. Anyways, remember to review and stuff. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own the series associated with this fanfic. So fuck off. Thank you; have a nice day. :]
PREVIOUSLY: BOOM.
PRESENT:
It was a nice day in Konoha. The birds were chirping, the civilians were hardly being civil; so it was a normal day. It was a particularly nice day to the Sandaime Hokage. He was in his office filling out paper work and was ahead of schedule. The elderly man had a huge smile on his face. He tweaked the scores of one Naruto Uzumaki. He made sure no matter the outcome of the field test, Naruto was going to pass. He already knew Naruto had the strength beyond a normal genin. Sarutobi wasn't the Hokage for nothing. He knew Naruto held back during the academy.
'' I'm almost done with my paper work. I should get out and see how the genins are doing."
Sure, he could have used his magic ball to see everything, but hey, he was an old man. They love the fresh air. Especially when their lungs are almost dust anyways.
As he was walking through the village, heard whispers about a certain blonde. They were not positive. As he continued to walk through his village he was sworn to protect, his blood kept on boiling with all the negative things the villagers were saying. He kept walking until he heard something interesting. A middle aged woman was conversing with a group of teenage girls. He normally would not give a shit about these trivial matters, but it so happened that these trivial matters involved our favorite blonde, Naruto Uzumaki.
"What did you say? Did I hear correctly? Are you saying that demon is taking over a handsome young man?" could be heard from the middle aged woman's mouth. "I shall save that handsome man. My body craves for someone's touch" The Sandaime approached the woman.
"Ma'am it's dishonorable to be in relationships with men or women that much young … .. BOOM! . . . . Sarutobi's eyes widened. . . . "That is where Naruto is taking his survival exam. What the living fuck is happening?" As Sarutobi ran towards the direction of the dick shaped mushroom cloud, he heard yells of panic.
"Another demon attack!"
"We're under attack from enemy shinobies!"
"I swear I didn't cheat on you! What are you doing with that pan?! . . . OW! MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK YOU BITCH! FINE! I FUCKED YOU SISTER AND YOUR DOG!... ( Silence between them )". . . Sarutobi sweat dropped from the actions of public domestic violence. . . He kept on running. His robes were long gone by the time he reached the training grounds. When he got there, there was a squad of four anbu waiting and kneeling to their leader. "Lord Hokage, we have arrived moments ago." was the report given by a hawk masked anbu.
"What happened here?"asked the God of Shinobi.
"We do not know, we just arrived. . . Like I said. . . "
"Oh. . . Well . . . Continue on"
The Hokage walked through the smoke. When he exited the smoke, he came across two figures. One figure was Kakashi; lying on the ground. "Naruto. . . you . . . passed." Was the last words that came from Kakashi's mouth before letting the darkness blanket over him. When Sarutobi determined that Kakashi was okay, he turned to the other figure. What he saw made his eyes widen to the size of of your mother's mouth on a Saturday day night. . . All joking aside, it was pretty fucked up shit. There was Naruto, impaled to a scorched tree. "Naruto!" was the panic filled yell from the Sandaime. He knew Naruto was suicidal but this was fucking ridiculous. He was about to walk up to Naruto until he saw Naruto reach into his fucked up jacket. He stopped dead in his tracks. He didn't know Naruto's mental state right now. He didn't want Naruto grabbing a kunai and stabbing himself with it. The anbu thought Naruto was grabbing a weapon to deliver harm to the Hokage. They attacked. . .
"Wait! Stop!"was the yell from the Hokage. It was too late. Naruto was a pin cushion filled with swords. Naruto coughed up blood and smiled. "I feel it. . . hehe. . . I feel alive."came the sickly hallow voice of Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto finally pulled out his hand and revealed a cigarette. He lit it on a flame located on the scorch tree and smoked it. After taking a long ass drag he finally spoke. . . "Wanna smoke old man?"
"I will stick with my pipe Naruto; thanks for the offer my boy. Let us go to the hospital again. Lets get you cleaned up." Was the Hokage's response as he turned around and left with a now free and stoic in tow.
Naruto reached into his jacket's pocket and took out his cigarette box. He looked into it and froze. . . . "No cigarettes. . . Well. . . . Shit. . . . Hey old man."
The Hokage turned around, "What is it Naruto?"
"We're going to get more cigarettes for me, aren't we?"
Sarutobi stopped walking and turned around. He looked straight into Naruto's stoic, lifeless eyes. He chuckled. Behind those eyes was hope. Hope he was going to get him cigarettes. "At least he is showing a tiny bit of emotion. Minato, Kushina, your son is not dead yet." The Hokage smiled and said, "Sure Naruto, I'll get you your cigarettes."
"Thanks old man."
Near Dimensional Rift
A woman in a black dress floating on a broom stick smiled; her sickly yellow hair flowing freely through the air. "My my my, it seems my experiments landed me here. How is Crona gonna handle himself alone." She sighed and looked around. She couldn't feel any soul wave lengths. She was certain she wouldn't be compromised. She let her barrier drop. At that moment, a huge blast of madness strained down on her. Her eyes widened. She looked down on her left and saw Naruto walking. He held madness. A lot of it. Controlled yet empty madness was embedded within the boy. "That boy, he has strength with in the field of madness stronger than Ashura's." As she observed, her heart thumped. She could feel her neck turning red; continuing to spread across her face. "Interesting" was Medusa's verbal thought. She licked her lips and floated away on her magic sweeper upper.
END
AN: I know, I know, Medusa is from Soul Eater. I will not make this a crossover. Nor will I categorize this fanfic as a crossover. Her Character is just going to be in here. So fuck you. And my writing is unique, I know. So before ya'll bitch about my humor, shove it up your ass. So guys, review and shit. The faster the chapters come out. I am not afraid to wait for years due to motivation issues.
Im also asking the viewers or readers. Who would you like to be in the harem? Im shit outa luck in the romance department. So comment on whom you want to be in the harem. Ja ne.