The sound got closer when in pirate's cove, so Freddy and Bonnie went in to find Foxy. They found him behind the curtains, when he peeked out. He said "Cant a pirate masturbate in his fucking cove? Go away Fazfuck! Go away PurpleNurple!" Freddy started to walk away, but bonnie (who yelled "Really! Fight me you little bitch!") had to be forced out. After that, bonnie convinced freddy to find a lighter to burn the cove.

So they looked around for any flamable item. They saw the gaurd smoking, and he had dropped his lighter in the hall. "Yes!" Bonnie said as he picked it up to use on that "Asswipe Foxy." On the way, they heard a faint "hahaha" in the distance. When Freddy (seeing that Bonnie would burn Foxy) went to grab the lighter, it was nowhere to be seen.
"Wait! Where in the living hell is that lighter!?" Bonnie and Freddy turned around to see that a party hat came.

The party hat drew a gun and shot there sorry little asses (L0L JK)

Authors Note:

APRIL FOOLS! Credit to Shark lord ( u/6528277/Shark-Lord ) for the party hat gun. I just wanted to include that somewhere for my first comment. (Shadow freddy commented, but we talked and had him post it.)

I am honestly surprised at how fast my veiws are going up. 33 in one day. I got 1 (veiw) on my first day recording youtube! As I see you guys (and girls) are enjoying this, I will keep posting.

Now, that being said, there may be a few filler chapters coming. Don't worry though, as I will get back to the m,ain story soon. Oh, and BTW, spoiler alert: Foxy is last to be gained.

Thank you and see you next time I decide to put an authors note!