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This Doesn't Happen To Just Anyone, Does It?
Chapter 4
(Mattie Chan's POV)
I sat on the couch playing Left 4 Dead calmly. It was such a great day! Birds were singing, I was playing video games with Matt, the house was burning down, and Itachi was laughing like a maniac. Ah such a great, great-
Hold up, wait a minute, put a little thought in it! That wasn't good, the house was burning down. I took a gulp of my Mountain Dew and put it down, running into the kitchen and ripping the fire extinguisher out of the pantry.
Running around the house, I put all the things that were on fire out.
"Whew, that was close", I muttered. "Almost the third time today!" I sat down on the couch once more and put the microphone on, "hey guys I'm back." When I heard no reply I looked at the screen and saw my party had left and it was only Matt and I left.
I looked over at the redhead gamer and shrugged, "gamecube?" He nodded and changed the systems and picked a game. When he was done I stood up and walked around the house, checking out the damage that had taken place whilst I was completely into the game.
First: I noticed that everything was mostly charred from the flames. I nodded to myself; I cleaned up pretty well. Well ignoring the fact everything is charred, yep it's better than how my house usually is. It burnt everything around so the mess wasn't there anymore just the black char.
Second: I noticed Itachi was laughing in a corner, for some strange reason but I didn't want to figure out why. Zetsu was being Zetsu and eating things all around him, not like I cared anyway. Kisame was swimming in the pool outside, as I could see from the window of my room (the only room that didn't catch fire. I wear tons of black clothes and the one dark room doesn't set fire).
Third: Kakuzu was counting money on the burnt table.... If that was my money I was gonna... Go buy a new pair of pants. My friends and family thought I was a witch. If I bought a new pair of pants I usually pulled out money from the range of ten dollars and up.
Fourth: Hidan was cursing up a storm in the guest-room. When I looked in I saw he was doing his ritual where he stabbed himself through the heart and enjoyed it (weirdo).
Well the Naruto characters were being perfect little ANGELS! I smiled and continued to walk around the house examining the real, real damage.
As I could see there holes in the walls. At least one hole in each one, all about the size of my fist. What a great sight, now people could stalk others in the house with ease. How magnificent!
I was actually kind of happy my friend Mello had called me now! This situation was great and all and all completely and utterly fun. I was enjoying myself with people just like me!
I tripped over a stray gameboy in the hallway and scowled, looking back at the thing that tripped me but instantly snatched it up, engaging in a never-ending game. After a while I had won the game and I tossed the gameboy aside. With that, I pushed myself off the floor and continued my journey through the house.
What I saw when I got to the kitchen shocked me... There were no sweets! Oh God no! I ran around the kitchen, throwing the fridge open, the cupboard, cabinets, EVERYTHING, and still no sweets. That's when it clicked in my head.
"L!" I stormed up the stairs and flung in the door to L's guest-room. Then there he was, sitting on the bed and shoving sweets into his mouth like a monster. Tears welled up in my eyes, then the tears stopped, turning my eyes to glass. My face hardened with anger and my jaw clenched. Everyone I knew could tell what this meant. Oh yes, it was ranting time.
"How could you eat all the sweets in the house L? You need to share with people too! What happened to your whole idea of justice..? That may not have anything to do with this but I am mad at you! My house starts to burn down a few times and all I need to make the day better is sweets and I get to my kitchen to find that there's nothing in there and I can't eat any! You ate the last box of freakin' pocky too and it was hidden under my pillow. I haven't checked if it was still there but my nose is like a nin-dogs, I can smell pocky from a mile away and you sir, smell like strawberry pocky!"
L blinkedand held out a box of pocky that he had hidden behind his back. I walked over and snatched it, opening the box and popping a stick of the strawberry biscuit snack into my mouth and spinning on my heel to leave the room, "good day to you sir!" I slammed the door behind me and made my way over to Itachi to see what the screaming was about.
(Mello's POV)
I groaned and smacked my head on the door of the "Death Note" room. It was time to talk to these guys, what a joyous thing, because the Naruto stories went so well. Actually they did... Shut up conscience I don't have time for this. I had to say though they were kind of fun. Before that I was bored, drilling, deadening, irksome, dull, ho-hum and after wards I was a bit pumped!
I sighed and decided I would do this anyway. With that, I opened the door to doom.
Everyone turned to look at me as soon as the door creaked open. I was greeted by the stares of Mello, Beyond, Raito, and Misa. Near didn't even pause and continued to look up. Misa's eyes brightened, "Ah look! Misa sees the little doll from earlier!" She skipped forward and started playing with my hair and then pulled me out of the room before I even got a word out.
"Misa will make you look even prettier"; she giggled, her hand tightening on mine as she pulled me into the bathroom. She rummaged through the drawers and the cupboard and then pulled out a bag. "Misa just knows this is a makeup bag!" She unzipped it and pulled out the black eyeliner. "Misa will make you look great, yes?"
She applied the eyeliner to one eye and then the other easily, like it was nothing to her. For me, I was horrible working with others makeup I always ended up messing up. Plus makeup was just a hassle to put on!
That's when she pulled out the blood red lipstick. I recoiled and covered my mouth, "Misa that's not a good idea!" She smiled and moved my hand.
"Why of course it is! Misa will make you prettier remember?" She put the lipstick on, he free hand holding my hands so I wouldn't swat her away. Then she skipped off and pulled me to my room. I wonder if everyone just knows my house now? When we got there she rummaged through my closet and pulled out a dress, it was a black Lolita dress to be exact. One that I bought yet never wore. She smiled and winked and my eyes widened, "oh no." She nodded, "oh yes, Misa thinks this will be best!"
I gaped at myself in the mirror. I had to admit it didn't look bad but... It's been three years since I last wore a dress and since this was the first time after a long time of putting it aside for skinny jeans well...
"I like it", I mumbled under my breath. Misa leaned closer, "what was that?" I smiled wide and turned to her grabbing her hands; "I LIKE IT!" I took Misa into a hug and we jumped in circles, when I let go she clapped to herself.
"Misa knew you would like it!"
That was when I stopped myself. Did I not just make friends with her? Friends with the real Misa, Misa with the Death Note, Misa? Misa who's name I keep saying, Misa? Oh no. I liked the fact that she bothered Raito so he had to stop being a block head for a second but she had a Death Note that could be fatal if I wasn't careful and nice. So I settled for, "thanks Misa-chan."
(Mattie Chan's POV)
Wow they were so nice! They said they would watch the house while I was gone, such a kind group! I was currently walking to the mall, in search of something to do. I was pretty sure they had a Hot Topic at the nearest one.
My phone vibrated in my pocket and I pulled it out, seeing I got a new text from Mello-chan. When I check it my eyes widened. She was wearing a dress. Now this was something impossible.
When Mello-can wore a dress up was down, pink was the new black, you were hearing through your eyes, Braille was read, video games were stupid, and anime characters were real.
Wait... I turned my phone sideways and slid the top up, showing the small keyboard. My fingers flew over the buttons as I typed: Wear a dress everyday!
That's when the Texting party started!
Mello: WHAT?! No I can't.
Me: Dude I think that's what made the anime characters appear!
Mello: Mattie-chan, don't be retarded Misa made me put the dress on, and did you see me wearing one when the others showed up?
I looked at our IM and then scratched the back of my head. That explained a lot.
Me: LOL sorry.
Mello: Whatever. IM me later I'm working here.
Me: Wait... You're at work?
Mello: Yeah, at Hot Topic.
Me: ...
I turned my phone off so I wouldn't get any more texts and bolted for the mall. This had to be good and if Mello-chan was there then so was some anime characters! JOY TO THE FREAKIN' WORLD!
(Mello's POV)
I drummed my fingers on the counter I was leaning on. I had brought Misa, Mello, Beyond, and Pein along with me. I figured this was their kind of store. I was right when I saw them looking through the different racks and looking at things. Misa must have tried a hundred different things on. Mello was pretty much stuffing things into a bag. I explained I would pay but he thought he would need to steal stuff, honestly I'm not that poor! Then I saw Pein, looking through logo shirts, trip pants, basically anything he'd never seen before.
Ah, it was actually great. I listened to the music playing, Tears Don't Fall, by Bullet for my Valentine.
With blood shot eyes I watch you sleeping
The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading
Would she hear me if I call her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
It was so peaceful in the store. Nothing could really bother me here. I stretched my arms up in the air and began walking around making sure that no real people were there to watch and it was just the anime people. When I was sure no one else was around I began to dance to the music.
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
The moments died, I hear no screaming
The visions left inside me are slowly fading
Would she hear me if I call her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Oh! Yeah!
This battered room I've seen before
The broken bones they heal no more, no more
With my last breath I'm choking
Will this ever end I'm hoping
My world is over one more time
Lets go
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?
The others were watching me now. I knew it, I could feel heir eyes on me, but it was only the three of them. No one else was there. My feet barely touched the ground as I danced but the Lolita outfit was making it a bit hard to dance as I usually do.
There's always something to be going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall [tears don't fall]
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come
Better!
Your tears don't fall they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
I stopped dancing, my feet hitting the ground with a light tap as I landed and bowed. Misa, Mello, Beyond, and Pein were simply looking at me and it seemed the people outside of the store were completely oblivious to what had gone on inside the shop.
"That was good, as always Mello-chan!" I turned to see Mattie-chan sitting up on one of the empty racks. I can't believe I didn't sense her presence. "I told you, you should go to the dance class. But no you dance here instead where everyone just passes by!"
I rolled my eyes and sat down on the counter looking at her across from me. Misa, Mello, Beyond, and Pein all looked at each other. They were just forgotten in my mind.
"I wouldn't take that class, I'm not free there. They try to teach you their way, I dance my way!" I smiled broadly and bowed my head.
"Now great ninja, Mattie-chan. What brings you here on this fine evening?" She smiled and jumped off the empty rack, walking over to me and taking my hands.
"We're going to my beach house! All of us are going!"
My eyes widened and I smiled, "YAY!"
Me: Ah the end! The wonderful end! Oh joy!
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