Dear You Crazy People: Ello, everyone! My notes and comments will be on the end of this chapter, READ REVIEW, AND MOVE ON! (R,R&Mo)

SUMMARY:Unfortunatly for Naruto, Kyuubi's untimely sex-drive has gone OVERBOARD, and Kyuubi refuses to contain herself. So at night, she takes over in secret to 'assult' her next victim. Nearly everyone in the village of Konoha has either fallin' for Naruto's crotch or painstakenly stalked him for the juciest of Blackmail, and Naruto has no idea what's gotten into these people! Kyuubi has her eyes set on a certian Uchiha and Naruto is just starting to pull the pieces together. Will Naruto be able to keep Kyuubi in check, before she screws the love of his life?

AGES:Naruto- 17

Sakura- 17

Sasuke- 18

Lee- 18

Gaara- 18

Kakashi- 35

Jariya- 55

Tsunade- 55 (still using her jutsu)

Shizune- 25

Choji- 17

Hinata-16

Neji-18

Hanabi-14 1/2

Other Character's will be added throughout the story, New characters in ITALICS

RATED:M, future yaoi, lemons, and mild lime scenes. Fluff, dirty jokes, Adult Language

Disclaimer:I'm gonna say this ONCE, and ONLY ONCE! Naruto is not mine, nor will he ever BE mine. Do you ever see this story ever happening on T.V.? No? Thought so.

Blah blah blah- Kyuubi Talking, or someone yelling at people

Blah blah blah- Kyuubi Thinking

Blah blah blah- Thinking

Blah blah blah- Talking

What the Hell do YOU want?Part 3

With Sasuke finnally dressed in proper clothing for going out, Naruto took hold of Sasuke's hand and pulled him towards the door. " Let's go, Sasuke! I can't wait!" Sasuke smirked at Naruto's childish antic and slowed his pace slightly, pulling back on Naruto's hand. Naruto glanced back toward Sasuke, his eyes glemming questionably. "What?" Sasuke stared into Naruto's azure eyes for a long moment, seaching his irises for an answer to the question bugging him in the back of his mind. Naruto uped his cuteness, in Sasuke's book, by pouting slightly, letting his plump lips quiver a little as he arched his eyebrows in mock hurt.

"Aww, Sasu-koi doesn't want to take me out anymore for what I did? I told you I was sowwy..Do you want me to kiss it an make it better?..." Naruto whimpered softly, letting his eyes brim with wetness from fake tears. Sasuke's breath hitched in the back of his throat as he watched Naruto's senious act. A small blushed graced his pale cheeks as he turned his head away, trying to hide his flustered apperance unsuccessfully as he spoke. "D-damnit Naruto, stop that; I'm still taking you out to eat for christssake. Come on." Mumbling under his breath about 'stupid blondes and thier overly-rated cuteness' and pulling Naruto along with him out of the door.

A few meters from the city, Sasuke let his grip on Naruto's hand go and stuffed them in his pocket. Naruto looked in Sasuke's direction, his hands resting behind his head paciently as they walked in dead silence into the Market Distrit of Konoha. "Soooo...Sasuke.." Naruto started, as his attempt to braking the silence was answered by a low 'hn'. "Where are we going to eat anyways..?" He asked with genuine curiosity. Sasuke made eye contact with Naruto and snorted a little, looking away. "If you're hoping for Ramen, you're out of luck." Naruto practially tripped over his own feet at Sasuke's words, his eyes buldging out of his head with unadulturated shock. "WHAT?! You gotta be kidding me, Sasuke! What do you mean 'out of luck', eh? NO RAMEN? That's like giving me sugar-free candy...COME ON!" Naruto whined loudly, catching the attention of unsuspectiong villagers. Sasuke snikered inwardly at Naruto's childish rant, while he gave him a look that stated ' I-don't-give-a-shit-about-what-you-want-because-my-way-is-the-only-way' and kept on walking, ignoring him completly. Naruto stopped his little tantrum,one, because Sasuke was giving him the slip by walking away and, two, a crowd was growing to see what the noise was all about. 'Damn that self-centered bastard...keeping me away from my one true love...Ramen...'

Naruto collected himself together as he put on a goofy grin and blushed embaressed at the curious villiagers. "Uh...Sorry 'bout the noise I was just...uh...having a 'manly' moment you see..." He babbled on continuosly, causing some of the nosey villagers to disperse back into the crowd from whence they came. " More like PMS-ing in my book. Poor kid..." One of the elderly villagers and her friend muttered quietly as they walked by, giggling under their breath quietly.

Sweatdropping, Naruto jogged into the direction that Sasuke departed, wondering where his boyfriend went off to. "Sasuke! Where are you?" He called ignoring the strange looks people gave him. Passing by some fruit stands, he looked around. "Wow, this crowd is getting denser by the seconds..." Naruto muttered, squeezing through a large group of pultry owners. A few minutes later impacience dripped over him and he sighed heavily. "Bastard abandoning me like that...Man, forget him, I'll go to Ichiraku's myself and eat what I want!" Making up his mind, he abandoned his search for his boyfriend and went in route toward Ichiraku Ramen Shoppe.

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Sasuke, who was currently snickering to himself at Naruto's antics, hopped down from the building he was using as an observation tower. "Ch, that dobe. Didn't even bother looking up or sensing my chakra levels I so graciously emitted for even a regular civilian to sense." blending in with the crowd, he followed his boyfriend to Ichiraku. 'I wonder if he relizes that i'm right behind him...' Sasuke wondered as he watched Naruto fume at aproximatly 5 metres in front of him.

"STUPID SASUKE AND HIS STUPID DISAPEARING ACTS!"

With that statement, Sasuke mentally sweatdropped. 'Nope...apparently not...'

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"OJII-SAN, AYAME-KUN!" Naruto yelled as he entered the ramen stand. "Ohayou Naruto-kun, how are you?" Ayame greeted as she watched the favored customer sit on a stool, grinning proudly as though he acomplished a major feat. Naruto pouted cutely and folded his arms across his chest. "I'm okay now that i'm here. CAN YOU BELEIVE IT, THOUGH?! Sasuke-teme wasn't gonna bring us here for our DATE!! That's like...like..."

"I know, i know...food suicide to you." Sasuke mumbled as he sat down next to Nauto, earning himself a glare from the blonde haired shinobi.

"Teme! where the HELL did you go?! I was looking all over for you!!"

"..." Naruto frowned slightly as Sasuke just silently stared back at him as if he just asked a stupid question.

"Well, Teme? Answer me!!"

""Hn. If you had indeed looked everywhere for me, you would have sensed my chakra on top of a building not too far from you. AND, you would have noticed that I followed you all the way here. I was right behind you, dobe."

A nice pink filled up Naruto's cheeks as he flushed in embaressment; he pouted once again relizing his most obvious mistake and earned himself a giggle from Ayame and a smirk from his boyfriend. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist and licked his pale lips as he pressed his face into Naruto neck. "..Don't you worry, dobe. I'll make it up to you later." Naruto suppressed a moan from escaping his halfway parted lips. ' Darn it...I can never stay mad at the teme for long... turning his charm against me; It not fair!!'

"Anyways.." Ayame contiunued, fighting down a blush of her own as she watched the near make-out session. " Would you to like to order anything while your here?" Naruto nodded lightly as Sasuke's grip tightened aruond him. " Please Sasu-koi? please please pleeeeeeeease?" Naruto whined. Sasuke unlatched himself from Naruto's neck and 'hned', giving his dobe the O.K. "Aliright, We would like one Beef ramen Special and a Miso ramen topped with egg, please." Naruto said eagerly, giving Sasuke a quick peak on the lips for letting him eat what he wanted. "Okay Naruto-kun. Your order will be right up. " Ayame said as she headed to the kitchen to tell Ojii-san their order.

"So...Sasuke..." Naruto started as he grinned, but was abruptly cut off by a pair of lips on top of his own. Sasuke's grip around his waist tightened ever so slightly as his lips passionatly carressed his own. A soft moan escaped the pair as Sasuke's skilled tounge slipped past his lips and into the warm cavarn of Naruto's mouth and they fought for domonance with a tounge battle. Their kisses became deeper, more intoxicating and more exciting with each passing moment, until they had to break free for oxygen again. A slight blush was etched on each of thier cheeks, they breath coming out in short, subtle pants. "Naruto..." Sasuke mummered as his free hand stroked the other's gently, staring into his eyes. Naruto unconciously licked his now swollen lips and stared back. The tender moment, broken by a throat clearing from embarrassment. "U-um..Naruto-kun...you f-food is ready..." Ayame said, blush undiniably huge on her cheeks, a bit of blood leaking from her nose slightly. Naruto laughed nervously and thanked her, as Sasuke shook his head.

" Sasuke- teme... you scared her away!" Sasuke snorted uncharacteristly and retorted "Well, if you hadn't looked so delectable just a few seconds ago maybe i wouldn't have sucked the breath out of you with my skills." Sasuke then leaned into Naruto's ear smirking slightly, his hand rubbing his boyfriend thigh slowly upward. "And she hadn't interrupted us...I'd probably take you right here..."

A squeeze.

"On this counter..."

A slight moan and a rub.

"Andfuck you senseless."

An involuntary shiver of anticipation.

"You wouldn't dare, Teme--"

Sasuke ghosted his breath from Naruto's jaw to Naruto's ear and nibble on his earlobe slightly. Another moan escaped the blonde's lips as his eyes closed. Naruto knew not to mess with an Uchiha...especially when it came to certain things. A slight pant in Naruto's ear caused his attention to be caught once again.

"Try me."

Sasuke returned to his usual stotic prick self and began to eat his Miso, while Naruto, still a bit dazed and flustered, tryed to level his breathing and come out with a resonably good death glare in the raven's direction. 'Stupid heartless bastard...he'd better be glade I love his emo ass...otherwise...Oh, who am I kidding, I'd probably would'nt object if he wanted to fuck me here...again and again...Oh Kami-sama...please help me to control my hormones...I can already feel myself harden at the though of him..doing bad thing to me...though I still wouldn't mind..If he wanted to jump me in the middle of the street I wouldn't mind...jsut as long as none of those Yaoi Fangirls see us...they'll video record it and sell it on Ebay..'

"N-Naruto-kun?"

Naruto looked up at the familiar voice and a flash suddenly came across his mind.

OoOoO KYUU-VISION OoOoO

"Ah..Oh God..harder! I SAID Harder damnit! FUCK ME!" A low growl emited from his body as he thrusted into the smaller figure underneath him. Loud moans filled the dark room as sweat and blood mixed together into one. Harsh pants and the rocking of the bed as they moved as one. Animalistic thrusts as the figure underneath him screamed with pleasure "DEEPER! HARDER! FASTER DAMNIT! I wanna feel you---ah..AH..R-RIGHT THERE!! AH...uhnn..uh...ah...h-hit it again...AH...Y-Yess..AGAIN..." Never, even in his wildest dreams had he expected this to feel so sinfully good and hot inside another human being. "UHH..." He grunted loudly as the tightness from the other figure made his vision blur into a whitness of pure bliss as he came hard into other. A smirk crossed his lips as he rode out his orgasm and pulled out. The other panted lightly and croaked out in a small hoarse voice

" Where the Hell do you think you're going? I didn't tell you to leave." The person sat up and winced slightly, glaring. " I got others to fufill my needs. You were just apart of the group of my nightly fucks." The other looked shock, then growled angrily " What the hell?! You break into my home, sweet talk me into sleeping with you and now you're leaving with out so much of a goodbye? The least you could do is tell me your name!" The man laughs coldly and pulls up his ripped pants, one leg torn off from the fight they had earlier. " Why the hell should I say goodbye? It's not like i'm gonna come back and fuck you again. You shouldn't have been so willing to lose your virginity and expect a stranger to come running back for someone who's so attatched. Look, You don't even need to know my name, you'll be able to figure it out on your own. I've always been here as the object of your dark desires...you'll just have to figure it out on your own Neji-kun." He drawled out, grabbing his chin and glaring into Neji's eyes with malice. Neji growled as the other snickered "..Hmm...I wonder what Gaara-kun would say if he found out his Lover has been fucked by some stranger he just met and was willing to give it up?" Neji paled at that sentence as the other man let go of his chin and headed to the window. Grabbing his shirt and throwing it over his shoulder, he sat on the window sill and gave a glance back at Neji who pitifully stared back. Smirking the other growled out " Oh, and if you here from your two cousions Hinata and Hanibi about some mysterious stranger bedding them. That would probably be me." And with that, the man jumped out the window and dissappeared into the night.

OoOoO END KYUU-VISION OoOoO

Naruto smiled nervously, panicking slightly 'What the hell was that vision just now? Was That Neji? I don't understand' "Hey Neji! Hinata-Chan and Hanabi-Tan, How are you guys?" All three of the Hyuuga's blushed as Naruto smiled, his eyes flashing red slightly before turning back to thier original azure color. Neji paled slightly as he noticed the small change in eye color and he felt Hanabi's grip tighten on his arm as she looked down shamefully. Sasuke, who was taking this all in, felt the air around them get thicker by each passing second. 'What's going on with these guys?' Neji cleared his throat, as Hinata shifted from foot to foot, mumbling under her breath.

A though formed in Naruto's head and before he could stop himself it slipped out "Hey Neji-kun...stay right there, okay? Ah- I gotta letter from Gaara-kun yesterday about--" A thus, Neji paled and fainted. Hinata eeped quietly and held her cousion up. Hanabi proptly crossed her hands across her chest as if to hide what was underneath from Naruto.

"Okay, okay...what in BLOODY HELL do you want!!" Sasuke growled out, as he held Naruto's wrist tightly, and pulled him closer possessively. Hinata, who managed to wake Neji up, whimpered slightly as she stared at Naruto. "..N-Naruto -kun...we...were gonna have to...um..." She looked down and Neji grabbed hold of Naruto's wrist and tugged. Naruto's eyes widened as he struggled. His and Sasuke's ramen totally forgotten at this point.

"Naruto-kun, We are here to take you to Hokage-sama---"

"What the hell does Tsunade-baa-chan want with me?! I didn't do anything!!!"

"To undergo mind probing by the ANBU Black OPS Unit. Please coroparate with us for--"

"Wha--? W-what? S-Sasuke--- Don't let them take me!! PLEASE!!" Naruto cried out as he was dragged out of the Raman Shoppe by Neji and Hinata, Hanabi tailing them. Naruto started to scream at the top of his lungs, struggling to break free from the grip that the the two Hyuuga's had on him. Hanabi promptly stared into the frightened eyes of Uzumaki Naruto and hit a spot behind his neck, rendering him unconsious. 'Sasuke...' was Naruto's last thought he had before he was overcome by darkness.

Sasuke, on the other hand, was tailing the Hyuuga's and rushed off in front of them, appering in the way of the 'kidnappers' angrily punching Neji in the face, his sharingan activated once he spoted Naruto's unconcious form behind them. " Hyuua...before you take another a step forward...I need to know on thing..." He growled out. Neji lifted a brow and paled slightlya he felt the killing intent around the Uchiha.

"What the Hell do you think you're doing to my Boyfriend!! Explain yourself Hyuuga. NOW!" Neji winced at the tone and sighed, his mind in turmoil. " Uchiha Sasuke, If I do tell you the situation, you have to promise me that we will be able to take Uzumaki to the base. And you should know what that means...you are one of the top elite ANBU we have other than the Black Ops." Sasuke growled lightly and took a step forward toward Neji. As of right now it didn't matter if Neji was a fellow ANBU, his Koi was in danger and he was not going to let anything stand in his way that was against him getting him back. 'But...if I don't know what's going on..then I may not get him back...or be able to help..' Sasuke nodded curtly as he watched Neji pick Naruto up bridial style and stare at him softly. Sasuke growled as he watched helplessly at the hand Neji used to stroke his Koi's cheek and whipe the dirt he had on his forehead off with a caring hand. Silence filled the area as the Hyuuga heiresses shift unconfortably. Finally Neji spoke.

"Sasuke-kun we suspect Naruto-kun has done something that he had no control over and we, as the villages elite force, must make sure nothing is going wrong with the seal he has. Last night, a few people were attacked in an...odd way and we fear he.." Neji looked toward Naruto for infrence "..might have something to do with it."

Sasuke nodded, taking in the information " So what are you inplying?"

Neji was silent for a moment then spoke qiuetly "..We think his mind was taken over by Kyuubi in his unconcious state and proceeded to force himself onto some shinobi as they slept." Sasuke gave him the eye, wanting to say what he ment. Even though he truely knew what was going on in the back of his mind... especially they way Naruto was dressed this morning, but he wanted to here the words. Neji got the mental message and spoke again just as silently as before.

"We think he raped some Shinobi."

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A/N: Hey people who love me..even though I died for a little while...major writer's block and me being to lazy to do anything about it. But, i know you were awaiting the next chapter, so in two weeks you will have 3...THREE... chappies in a row to make up for lost time. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. They will be a little shorter than usual, but atleast you will have the entertainment of having chappies, ne? No flames...they will be thrown right back at you b/c i WILL track yout flaming ass down!! (growls angrily) I'm right now in a good mood so don't ruin it,ok? Don't worry..Naruto will soon get intimate with Sasuke, but I have to get ride of Kyuubi's horny ass out the way..but hey with out Kyuu this story would not be in exsistance. Excuse my ENGLISH and my GRAMMAR MISTAKES. I don't have a BETA so its hard enough to write and try to find as many spelling and grammatical errors as you can without gouging your eyeballs out from stress.

Anyway, I love yall, R R &Mo, please..i need some encouragement...encourage me! - Oh and to those who participated in guessing the characters who'd show up ( Neji, Hinata, and Hanabi) you all get virtual cookies and get a whole SasuNaru oneshot dedicated to you in the way you want it written! Good, ne?!