Me: Wellll... lets try this authoress thing again...
Axel: You sack of procrastinating skin you!
Riku: It's pathetic, really... -.-;
Me: Well, I had my reasons...
Riku: Yes. You were sulking.
Axel: Y'big baby!
Me: -pouts-
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kingdom hearts, Yu-gi-oh, Fruits Basket or Final Fantasy Advent Children.
It was a beautiful sunny day on "Fletcher's Mountain".
Souseiki, more commonly known as "Suki" was playing with her beloved one year old puppy. Who was, at this point in time, roughly the size of a bear cub. Truey, twas a puppy no longer.
Suki had asked Kadaj, one of the many in her male harem, to hold her dog in check while she went to get water for the waterbowl.
Unfourtunatly, it seemd as though Kadaj didn't know how to operate a retractable dog leash...
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Kadaj: Um... hey Suki? This dog of yours keeps going... Isn't this leash supossed to stop him? -sweatmark-
Suki: (backwards glance) Well Yeah! Just hit that button there...
Malik: Keh... Just run from the dog, Suki. The leash'll kick in. (leans against Suki's car) -giggle-
Suki: Mali...! WHAT kind of FOOL do you think I AM? Y'dont RUN from DOGS, Malik! They'll chase you.
Malik: -grin- Well, he's still a ways away, go ahead and run, the leash only goes 16 feet.
Suki: Well... I suposse I can outrun him... and he IS still back there.
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The unlucky girl we know as Suki began to run, and her beloved dog... ran faster.
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the tawny animal dart in front of her; wraping the leash cord around her feet.
Suki tripped, and the speed at which she had been running with, kept her going. She fell onto the asphalt, bounced a few times, give or take a bounce, and came to rest at the feet of Malik, who was by then roaring with laughter.
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Suki: -groans and lugges herself upward- W...what happened? oooh.. that hurts...
Kadaj: You ran from a dog many times faster than yourself, and did a faceplant on gritty asphalt. Smart move. -.-
Suki: Malik told me to! H... hey im BLEEDING! -peers at knee through hole in favorite pants-
Malik: -gasps for air like a fish out of water- W... what kind of fool do I t...think you are? A huge one, apparantly!... You BAKA! You're not supossed to do EVERYthing you're told! That was just a SUGGESTION! -doubles over laughing-
Suki: T...THIS IS YOUR FAULT, KADAJ!
Kadaj: What? How's this MY fault!
Suki: YOU were supossed to hold on to him! YOU didn't!
Kadaj: No! It's not my... Suki... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Suki: -drags herself to the now wary man- I will have revenge...
Puppy: :3
(Minutes later, inside the house)
Hatori: Well, you did a nice bangup job on your knee. You do know you're not supossed to run from dogs, right Suki? -innocent-
Suki: (grits teeth and bares them at Malik) Yes, I know, Hatori.
Hatori pulles out a large brown bottle from his black bag.
Suki: WHAT... is that?
Hatori: This? It's like neosporin, only better.
Suki: It's not... Peroxide... is it? -wide eyes-
Hatori: Well, yes.Yes it is. -nods while unscrewing white cap and dabbing on a cottonball-
Suki: -scoots backwards rapidly- Hatori. You are N.O.T putting peroxide on me. No, No, and No.
Hatori: -blinks- But we must put some kind of antiseptic on your knee, you've torn it to pieces. And this is best.
Suki: No I said! nonoNO..! (Suki attempts to make her escape)
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Hatori nods at Malik and Kadaj, who are standing behind Suki. They grab her arms and Hatori quickly dabs the medicine on the struggling girl's knee.
Unknown to the three, Suki has always harbored a morbid fear of peroxide... She screeched in terror and grabbed her wounded knee.
Her eyes widened in horrer and fear as large bubbles of the burning liquid emerged from the torn and bleeding skin.
An unearthly and inhuman shreik emerged from the room and all the living beings within the building stared towards the room from whence it came.
Inside the room, Suki was rolling around on the floor, clasping her knee to her, and making various grunts, squeals and suffering in general while Hatori, Malik and Kadaj stared at her.
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Hatori: I think you're over reacting, Suki. -.-'
Malik: Oh Sukichan, I do believe you got some cuts on your hand too, didn't you? -twisted grin-
Hatori: -looks up- Ah? Did I miss some? We have to treat that too, of course. -sighs and takes the hated bottle back out of the bag-
Suki: MALIK, you FIEND! (shoving at malik's knees and sucseeding at making him fall flat, she drug her self over to him.)
Malik: wh... What are you doing?!
Suki: keh... (pins him down and proceeds with a horrendous titty twisting session.)
Malik: SHRIEK!
Kadaj: -hunches down, hiding his own titties in fear and shock-
Riku peers past the doorframe
Riku: WHAT was that sound?!
Suki: RIKU! -whirls around, clenching fist-
Riku: ... um... what? -ulp- o,0
Suki: NEVER ever get hurt! These sadistic painlovers will hold you down, pour acid on your cut, the acid will foam up, burning and eating away at your flesh till there is only bones and a few snew remaining! THEY ARE EVIL! -angermark-
Malik: -whisper- b...but its...
Suki: It was frothing and foaming, no human was ment to froth! Medicine or not, it JUST AIN'T NATURAL! And it hurrtttsss... -wails, while giving malik's titties an extra mean twist-
Riku: -glad im not in his place-
Hatori: I still say you're over reacting. It's only a little peroxide.
Suki: EEEVIIIILLLLL...
Axel: that's ... well...
Riku: how can you expect to get better if you wont allow medicine?
Me: Medicine, yes. Acid, flesh eating foaming liquid, no. It should be banned.
Axel: Paranoid.